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>>37708829
>is it free?
Link me faggot

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>>37708884
http://yuri-ism.net/

if you are into 2d+girls

>>37708939
not my thing but good find anyway, yuribro

Female here. I LOVE music. I just want a cute bf to listen with ;)

good luck finding an artist.

if you need any audio production or guitar/bass recordings, i'm up to chip in.

Yeah ok it's not the worst thing I've heard but know that you're directly contributing to what continues to make this place fucked and over

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>>37708682
>be a guybot
>at work when thots start talking about how they cant find a man or how they all wish men would get their shit together
>spend my smug coin because they will never find a man as good as me
when will thots ever learn

>>37708682
>guybot
uh, dont you mean robot oni-senpai?

>>37708777
yeah, they need to learn
>>37708839
what are you talking about?
this is a guybot thread, leave if you aren't one

invalid or expired man

origni

Is h*ggus there? I won't join if so. Dude is a pedophile I heard.

expired my dude
origi

femanon here

normally I wouldn't talk to someone like you for obvious reasons but I just want you to know I would gladly take your money before you hang yourself

>>37708420
Ugh ur pic related hits my feels really hard. Did you play ico? I surprisingly don't know many people who did. Such a fucking beauty.

>>37708612
Yes, I played Ico. I loved it, and SotC as well. Still haven't played the Last Guardian

>>37708277
Trying to lose some weight, fatty? Hate to break it to you but you're gonna need more than tea, fat boy

You should drink. Tea. Earl grey. Hot.

>>37708277

stop being a faggot and drink earl grey

Honestly, you have to know someone on the inside these days. No one just hires blind anymore. Though it couldn't hurt to make up a volunteer experience and have an uncle pretend he was the volunteer coordinator or something on the off-chance they actually verify.

>i dunno what to do. my parents are going ape shit

Out of sight, out of mind. Stay out of their way. Bring your laptop to the library so you can "job hunt without distractions". Clean up the house while they're at work to show you're not being a freeloader.

Also, apply at shitty high turnover places like Walgreens or something but don't tell them you're leaving after August.

real femanon here

you should just kys because no one wants to date a loser with no money or no dick and no personality.

just die

still nyandalee. i miss throwing 1200dmg spears in S2 or 3 or something and sometimes 1hit killing an enemy carry.

>>37708203
Soraka

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>>37708203
i like zilean. add me on NA "no bread"

>>37707947

65 hours is my record. Not a lot happened really, just felt like I was high for the last day, then I slept 12 hours and was back to normal

my best is 4 days almost, so something like 80-something hours. I didn't exactly keep track. all for grinding in FFXI years ago.
longest I've ever slept is 26 hours, that was a nice fucking sleep.

I usually sleep four hours a night. It's normal for me. I sleep an hour and a half. Then I'm awake four hours and then I sleep two or three mord hours. It's hell, really. But during the day time I don't feel much different.

Nah, it's all the same

Highschool continues after highschool, for the rest of your life. No matter if you're working or if you're headed to college, it really is all the same as high school, just with older people

>>37707930
This isn't real is it? Unless your parents really, really spoil you and you go to piss easy high school, those days have already been over for years.

>>37707930
Grow the fuck up you pathetic douchebag and quit being such a whiny, underage bitch

>>37707787
Virgin tells
>he makes threads like these

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>tells

niggers tongue my OC

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>>37707787
I'll never swim with a girl that cute with big tiddies feels bad man. That pick makes my stomach feel weird.

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Oh, I get it, that's really clever.

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>>37707724
worth a chuckle op, good one

https://youtu.be/GVCBjiWmsVc?t=1s

Good taste, OP.

And you know it's because he is white, how? I think they didn't hire you because your obviously a bitter asshole with a chip on his shoulder.

>>37707919
Employer here. If we have two identical applicants, but only one is white, we'll definitely hire him over the brown person.

>>37707919
Of course you would say that. If 2 people have the same qualifications and the white guy gets hired over the the black guy that's because of his skin color. The white manager wanted another white worker.

God DAMN she's sexy
>tfw you're the braaaphog in the relationship

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/braphog general/?

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>>37708227
oreganoobus

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Now what i'm trying to get at. Now we know that a normie will basically apply his values of normality to everyone else. In the case of sexual experience, correspondingly, the normie will assume (everyone) else has also put a benis into a bagina. See where this is going? Exactly, if a normie goes out of his way to ask you whether you have done something (normal) that (everyone) else has done it's not a simple question, it's a quick confirmation of what he is 99 percent sure about. Ironically, more than being a desire to know the fact of your virginity, it's a last demonstration of skepticism towards the irregularity that is (you), because he is still and will always live under the impression that everyone must be made at his image, and the funniest thing is, more often than not his seemingly closed minded, retarded and obviously not true generalization will hold true, thanks to the fact that an overwhelming majority of people are part of the normie side.
So, robots, the true fight is not what comes after the question, which is a simple formality, but what comes BEFORE it. The strategy is to not give people reasons to suspect you, to keep cool and nonchalant when sexuality makes its way into the conversation, to be careful of dropping spaguetti too badly, and unless you have a decent share of unluckyness you will be safe from shitty situations. Stay alert and let yourself be the only one to be aware of your misery, you are the only one with a right to beat yourself up for being a sad and lonely sack of shit, so better keep your weakness hidden from the fucking normies.

Some one give me a Teal Deer rundown.

>>37707310
Underage please leave

I have never had anyone even mention the term "virgin" in real ljfe since leaving high school. People literally forget about it.