Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 4469. page

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Hug your little sister, or your brother or your dad, and come back to post results.

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So a few years ago I finally got some friends and it's pretty much the same and having no friends, only a sifferent kind of pain.
I have absolutely no idea why this group of friends even invited me out in the first place or why they keep inviting me out to do stuff but I'm so fucking tired of being the fucking worthless virgin loser.
It's like they keep forcing me to be their friend regardless of how boring and depressing I am.
I have no interests, no real hobbies, no skills, no humor and I can't even keep a conversation with people I have knows for many years I have aspergers

>I'm tired of seeing how well they're doing and how they can accomplish whatever they want to
>I'm tired of just "watching" without feeling what they're feeling or feeling like I'm participating as a member of this group of friends.
>I hate how E and T has been love birds since high school and have been together for almost 8 years now, it's like they're ment for eachother
>I hate how T manages to always be so happy, positive and kind
>I hate how E always manages to be so charismatic and finish education after education
>I hate how V can always make people laugh with his autistic jokes and behaviour even though his breath always smells like catshit ubt when I do autistic stuff nobody notices
>I hate how B always has stuff to talk about and how everyone find his pessimistic behaviour funny
>I hate how they all can get laid, make more friends, go out, party several days a week and just enjoy their lives
>T lost her dad 2 years ago, have 2 severly handicapped brothers but still manages to be such a lively and happy person
>and I especially hate how they all grew up and still live with their mostly happy and functioning families.

I'm happy for my friends but I just can't help feeling like an even bigger loser around them
Why can't I just be happy around these people?
there are so many people out there who wish they had friends and I'm here complaining about having friends.

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please post originally in my thread

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>get gym membership to shower and store your stuff in locker they give you (only bare necessities though, meaning clothes, documents, toothbrush, deodorant, packaged food, self-heating pot, sleeping bag and stuff like that; get rid of all your other stuff besides maybe a couple super sentimental items): 30 bucks a month
>get PO box for mail: 10 bucks a month
>if you have 14 sets of clothes (very compactly) stored in your locker, you only need to do laundry at laundromat twice a month: 12 bucks
>public library for computer and place to hang out and stay cool after work: 0 bucks
>unroll high quality sleeping bag behind obstructed buildings in safe white suburbs and wear a thick sweater and face mask when cold: 0 bucks a month
>total cost: 52 bucks

So why are you spending 600 bucks a month on a shitty apartment, r9k? Just be homeless in a nice white suburb and save up your cash.

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>Shaving eyebrows because unibrow
>shaved too much on one side and did not notice
>"anon your eyebrows look uneven"

FUCK HOW DO PEOPLE ALWAYS NOTICE THIS?

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/r9k/, I need help. Does my friend secretly hate me?
Earlier this year, I took her to prom, and she seemed to enjoy it. She actually seemed pretty into me at the time. But nowadays she rarely talks to me, even though we have a 110 day streak on Snapchat. She's actually pretty popular, so she could probably get another guy if she wanted to. What should I do?

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Hello fellow robots and fembots, join our good server and you we'll treat you as a real friend, we voice chat almost everyday and have a comfy people. Everyone is allowed, so doesnt matter if you're trap, robor, normie, fembot, etc. We don't want bullies only nice people.


CODE- - -[ En4hQb ]- - - CODE

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How many mg of alprazolam should I take to get a good feeling first time using it? I'm prescribed it for anxiety at 1mg a day if that changes anything

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If everyone is a fembot.. Then nobody's a fembot anymore, right guys?

On every single comment you post on /r9k/ write "Femanon/fembot here" and act like you're a fembot.
Take away the (You)'s from the real fembot and soon they'll leave!

This is our chance to get the board back! Stay strong fellow robots, we're gonna win the war!

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Welp guys, got my heart broken....what do I do now I feel like shit?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqwsrAUXM5c

>Go to America

>Bodyslam a reporter

>Get a little probation

>Smoke a little weed

>LOCK HIM UP FOR LIFE

Why is my countries justice system so flawed?

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I don't want kids. I have no desire to start a family or blow money on useless shit. I'm fairly average looking and have eclectic tastes(where I currently live, anyway) in most areas of life. I don't need someone to clean up after me, cook or do my laundry.
>There's literally nothing about marriage that would benefit me in any way
>be average looking with decent charisma, still don't want to fucking talk to people unless there's a goal to be achieved
>Don't want sex with just anyone. I'd rather buy a cocksleeve or something than fuck whores that want to use me as an emotional tampon just for the 'privilege' of having sex.
>Every married person I know is fucking miserable and/or cheating on their spouses, aside from one or two that I can't confirm one way or another.
I barely even want to date anyone let alone consider marriage. It's a shit contract with almost no upsides for a man. Women wonder why less men want to get married and have kids? The deal is so heavily skewed in their favor, it's sickening.
I don't know how it is for gays, but they seem like they got the sweet end of the deal for now. I've met plenty of skilled and interesting women, but they're always plagued with narcissism or crippling insecurities that are just a fucking chore to plow through. You were abused as a kid? So was I. Go to therapy, think and process that shit before coming to me and punching me in the jaw for being sarcastic(to what would be a normal piece of conversation) you violent cunt.
>Nearly every girl I've known aside from a few have thought it's totally fine to hit men because men are 'stronger'
>if a scrawny guy 5'4 tried to punch a 6'5 dude he's going to get his fucking teeth kicked in despite being physically smaller.
>women that think hitting people because they disagree with them is acceptable need a dose of reality

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Your gf's mom pulls you to the side tears up and tells you how you are just the cuck.


What would you do?

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if you
1. live in moscow
2. have a small penis
3. are willing to wear a wig and a maid dress
4. want to get your dick sucked

then give me your address

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Should /r9k/ should be deleted?
https://strawpoll.com/13w864d
We all know it's full of roasties and normalfags.
Should we just back our bags and go robots?