Hey guys, me again
This conversation was monday night
After that she texted me
>"hey its Bailey, just texting you so you have my number :)"
>me: "Ok, cool"
What do I say now to get the conversation going again??
I was thinking of: "hey hope your week has been going well, i really havent explored the town too much here yet, where do you wanna go?"
or is that too aggressive ?
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>>37713728
Also is "the drive in" like a drive in movie or a Sonic drive in?
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call her, DONT TEXT HER
and send 1 message and wait for a reply, dont reply as soon as she texts you
fuck with her a bit by putting a good amount of time inbetween your texts
and it is your goal to get the succ and possibly get the fugg so you might need to get her drunk
dont be a beta and be strong anon may kek guide you to victory
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>>37713810
>fuck with her a bit by putting a good amount of time inbetween your texts
do people really do this I always thought it was a meme
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>"I'm ready to receive your seed masta! Please breed me as much as you like!~"
What's your next move?
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Think about how ugly double jointed legs are.
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>>83903594
If you loved your mother at all you would have killed yourself.
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>>37713614
Breed her. It's the only real option.
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manlet = 5'10" or shorter 2017-06-14 10:32:28 Post No.37713613
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manlet = 5'10" or shorter
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Are you a manlet? If so how does this picture make you feel?
Personally I feel like I need to learn.
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Ye.
Feels like me.
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>>37713613
5'9" here.
I'm so close... But I'll never get there...
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Start wearing lifts, seriously.
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Alright bot. Last two digits is the amount of pushups you'll do over the next 5 minutes. Don't get lazy, get on your hands
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Rolling to get back into shape
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Rollio this cornholio
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>>37713563
>tfw worked out for 2 hours already today
anybody turn on fashion shows or videos of hot beach girls to keep them going?
Who here /lurker/
reveal yourselves
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>>37713555
checked
there's going to be a lot of trips checking in this thread.
as a lurker I have literally nothing to say in any thread
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I only post on /an/ but I lurk on a lot of boards
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>>37713555
WHO THE FUCK WOKE ME UP
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Please post your most autistic moment at the cash register.
>be 19
>new jean jacket
>new semester of uni
>feelin' like trying something new
>i know, i'll try smoking
>go to the convenience store
>"hello, i'd like some cigarettes"
>mexican cashier says, "what kind?"
>i don't know any brand of cigarettes so i say, "i don't know, the regular kind"
>mexican cashier is confused and keeps saying, "well i need to know what kind you want"
>hold up the line for a few minutes
>eventually some guy behind me orders the cigarettes for me
>later i'm outside lighting up
>the guy comes outside and asks to bum some off me
>i give him a couple because i was grateful for his help
>smoke some and get dizzy
>give the rest to my roommate and never smoke again
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>>37713464
One time I got carded in a liquor store when I was 31. My sister and her friend went before me and I figured the cashier would let me through. Didn't help that I was nervous as fuck as I never go to liquor stores and have anxiety. Anyways I didn't have any ID so I just had to leave. Made me feel like a little kid. There was a bunch of people behind me to witness the embarassment as well.
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>>37713464
>guy behind you makes you buy his favorite cigarettes
>you give him some out of gratefulness
better story from his perspective desu
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>>37713464
I fucking hate calling coffee stupid names in a shop.
>be me 5/6 years ago
>go into cafe for first time in years, tired, slept in and look at menu.
>Genuinely no idea what any of the coffees are except for espresso and cappuccino. Sounds like a foreign language to me and no explanations or definitions
>ask for black coffee with milk
>Stacey: sorry we don't do that
>mfw.jpg Wut?
>eventually after a long back and forth she offers to make an americano with milk.
> what is americano?
>"black coffee"
>mfwtheydomakeblackcoffeebutcallitsomethingretarded.gif
>the bitchy barista intentionally leaves no space for milk and starts giving me snark.
Cue an awkward exchange about how that is pretty much exactly what I asked for but with a dumb name.(Scottish britfag here, I sound like an absolute wank saying americano)
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What difference is there between a (You) and a leddit upboat?
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>>37713449
Half the time it's someone telling you you're a retard. Like this time, retard.
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>>37713449
(You)'re a faggot.
Saged.
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>>37713449
Why don't we remove (You) already? It's useless.
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Eat THIS nerd
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>>37713322
Nah, how about you suck on THIS
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>>37713481
Dodge THIS nerd!
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>>37713639
you're just too slow! how foolish can you be? what even made you think you could stand a chance against me?
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Girlfriend cheating on me?
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My girlfriend of 4 months went to a club and left me for some guy. She went out in Huston for her bday, I stayed home because I'm not 21 yet and she met some guy in one of the clubs and hasn't came back yet.
I tried calling her and she didn't answer and in the morning I got a call from her phone but it wasn't her, it some guy that said something stupid like "ay got your girl makin them cheese eggs up right now you can have her when I go back to my city" then he laughed and hung up.
I tried calling her after that and it kept going to voicemail like her phone was off. I nessaged her mom on Facebook and her mom said she said she's out of town and doesn't want to talk to me. I didn't hear her until 3 days later at like 2am my gf called me from a number I didn't recognize and she was clearly drunk and said "you aren't acting right, I fly with the plane gang. I like to keep them sparklers coming, my baby just blew 59 racks" and then she going on about "plane gang gang and champagne bottles"
I haven't heard from her since then and that was 2 days ago. What is her fucking problem? I don't even drink, seriously is this what alcohol does to women? Give me one reason besides "muh feels" that it shouldn't be outlawed. I don't even know if I'm single or not anymore. She is just gone and I don't know when she is coming back. I can't do anything because I'm worried, I feel sick.
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>>37713278
You're probably better off trying to re-legislate miscegenation laws before you try and make prohibition happen again.
One kept blonde girls from getting blacked by Tyrone because they're all whores.
The other created a booming crime industry that still hasn't died.
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>>37713278
Its over anon. Dump her. Even if shes not cheating behaving this way isnt okay. Cut her loose.
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>>37713278
What are you some kind of misogynistic shitlord that you don't know what to do?
When she comes back with the cheese eggs tell her she doesn't have to tell you what happened but she has to eat them all.
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>went to private catholic school
>boys and girls are separated and have their own classes
>5th grade
>one day have a co-ed gym day where we get to play with the girls
>we're playing basketball
>I'm awful at sports and always chosen last, but it never fazed me
>girl tells me, "I should kick you in your nuts for being so bad"
>respond, "I'll kick your nuts first"
>she says, "I don't have nuts"
>ask her, "what do you mean? Everyone has balls"
>she laughs at me
>mfw
and that's where it all started going downhill. I never knew what a vagina was until I saw a drawn picture on pamphlets we got about sex-ed at the start of our health class. That's probably what got me into hentai.
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Jesus dude, I went to a completely gendered Catholic school too and I was still aware that boys have dicks, and girls don't.
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>>37713341
I was an extremely sheltered only child that grew up to be a sexually deviant hermit
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>>37713366
Fair enough, I guess. I grew up with an older sister at least.
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Like my cum cookies?
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>>37713158
thats not cum desu
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>>37713203
what is that then
oregano
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>>37713231
either paint or heavy cream
either way you're retarded
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Do you know why dog is man's best friend? Why wouldn't it be our counterpart, the yin to our yang, the female?
It's because a dog will give itself to you completely and forever. Once you form a bond with a dog he will exhibit the most fierce, unwavering loyalty until his dying breath. He will gladly give his life to save yours. Women on the other hand almost seem to actively find ways to betray you. Women are so duplicitous that we hold an actual animal in an infinitely higher esteem. What does that say about them? Worth less than animals.
Why are bitches so disloyal /pol/?
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>>37713150
didn't read lmao
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crybaby mgtow pls gtfo permanently
sage
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>>37713150
Hi OP
You posted on the wrong board. Don't let it happen again faggot
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>gave in to hedonism
>got a gf that smokes weed and drinks with me
>has tattoos, piercings all over her body and we fuck all day
Redpill me to my former self. Is there any sense to life?
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>>37713128
no, but you can take her to gloryholes and film her going to work and then sell memberships to cucks at a 100 bucks a pop
if you're gonna be with a degenerate might as well make her a useful one
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There is plenty of sense in life.
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>>37713173
>normies actually believe this
I knew I was missing something
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How can I tell if I'm a brainlet?
I feel myself getting stupider and stupider every day and it scares me.
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>>37713002
https://www.humanbenchmark.com/tests/reactiontime
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What does it matter if you're stupid or not?
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>>37713034
Because if I'm not mildly smart I have nothing else.
In grade seven, I was my country's equivalent of a valedictorian, but it's all gone downhill from there. I feel slow and stupid and problem-solving feels like a painful chore. I feel tired constantly.
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>day 1 of wagecuckery
>already want to go back to being a NEET
how the fuck do people do this for their entire lives?
I'd rather be a fucking hobo
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>>37712900
this guy made it through a few years and in the end said it wasn't worth it from day one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-0Xh3Ab0Q0
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don't become a hobo that doesn't sound comfy
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>>37712900
I feel you op. When my debt is gone, I'm out. I'm just going to walk and hopefully end up either freezing to death or in the grill of an 18 wheeler. Fuck this gay earth