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/b/fag here. Whats this board for
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>>37716748
failures at life
nihilism
depression
self destruction
normie hate
no memes
and please talk properly.
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>>37716748
>/b/fag
>hitler picture
>incorrect grammar
UNDERAGE B& DETECTED. SOUND THE ALARMS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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>>37716748
It's a lot like /pol but instead of hating minorities we hate normies
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>virgin feeling really unfulfilled
>take a time log of a past weekend
>realize I spent 10-15 hours playing video games
>decide to make a change
>go semi Vegan: meat only once a day
>cut videogames to 1.5 hours on weekdays
>rest of time spent working on passions outside of vidya
>on week 3
>feel better than I ever have in my life
>realize I don't need to fuck a vagina to feel happy
>turn down girl who keeps wanting me to hook up with her
>tfw enlightened by my own accomplishments
/r9k/ are any of you like me now? I feel like I could go the rest of my life as a virgin like Kant
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so I'm by myself on /r9k/ fair enough
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>>37716702
I'm definitely not as enlightened as you friend, but I definitely understand how you feel. I spent the last few weeks painting houses for money, and it has been one of the most satisfying weeks this summer.
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>>37716702
I'd love to do that, but I have no passions, dreams, or anything but empiness inside.
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Where can I find women with few sexual partners? Church?
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>>37716718
They're giving birth. One sex is too much
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Even if you found one, why would they date you?
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he ha hoo
Kek
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>tfw adblock isn't working on youtube anymore
What the fuck I'm getting all these stupid ads before I want to watch a video
>tfw want to watch a 30second clip
>get a 2minute ad
WHAT THE FUCK
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>he hasn't switched to ublock origin
you deserve the ads for being so stupid.
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>adblock
retard. use ublock origin, i haven't seen a youtube ad in years
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>>37716538
>he doesn't use ublock origin, privacy badger, https everywhere, and self-destructing cookies
I'm on break at work and I don't know I think I'm having a mental breakdown. My head is spinning and I'm really panicky and I'm not sure why. pretty scary desu. I only have ten minutes before going back, so I can't really give updates for another few hours. Wish me luck.
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You're having a panic attack. Stand up straight and take 10 deep breaths, holding each one for a couple seconds.
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>>37716347
its ok anon take a breath, just a few more hours and you're done
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>>37716383
>deep breaths
Wouldn't that make things worse if you're hyperventilating? I usually hold my breath and drink some water when I'm having one.
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I decided to go on /b/ today
First thread was a fighting thread, During the course of it, multiple anons got into it and were trying to arrange a meetup in real life to fight
One guy was bragging about his gun collection and how he "would mutilate anyone who he saw from /b/"
Rest of the thread was other cancer
Second thread was literally a summer fag thread, anons talking about getting out of school.
Third was one of those garbage fap roulette threads. I left then.
Why is b so shit? Why does it seem like a bunch of muscleheads and underagefags are the only users of the board?
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No clue. I have been trying to figure that out for a long time.
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>tfw you remember a time when /b/ was alright
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Honestly I dislike this board anf some of the shit threads it has frequently (fembot threads) but I can tolerate it, but b is another story. I dont think I've seen a bigger cancer then b, it's just a gathering of below 14 kids who went to 4chan after seeing some youtube video about it.
If you have a perfectly straight spine, you can NOT be a robot
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>>37716333
I must be a robot then at least have a chance.
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>tfw you realize every time you sat down in public your back was hunched so far that people stared at you
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>just imagining all my back problems i'll have whenever i reach old age thanks to my spine
just makes me want to kill myself even more before my 50s+
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Look at this willy.
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yep, thats a willy alright
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Yes that is a willy indeed
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>>37716196
its nice and thicc but whats up with the head
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Do you ever regret not committing suicide earlier in life ?
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>>37716095
Yeah. I committed suicide when I was 23, but I wish I'd done it like when I was 19.
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I'm only 20 and have one really gotten suicidal in the past year or so. That being said, if I don't do it soon, I probably will regret it later
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yeah
i've had the guts to at some stages but always put it off, now I worry I don't have the constitution to go through with it any more and I really wish I had in those moments where I was 100% sure
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>tfw your new to fourchan and people don't want to talk to you and call you a newfag
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you're not a newfag anon. you're an underage reddit 9gag invader.
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>>37716043
Get the hell off of my mongolian motorsport imageboard!
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>>37716043
You asshole. PROVE that you're not a normalfag. What are your controversial opinions?
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Question for the normies 2017-06-15 12:24:05 Post No.37715790
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How do I make small talk with strangers? The most I do is say "have a nice day" to the cashier and babby-tier stuff like that. I can't even fathom saying anything meaningful to a stranger
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>>37715790
LiteraIIy just open your mouth
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>>37715843
mustard came out
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Kek
What are you supposed to talk to a complete stranger about?
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How do you make Tinder without worrying that some people who know you will recognise you?
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Cause I don't know any girls.
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>>37715628
Why do these pictures give me goosebumps?
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>>37715628
Why would you be worried tho?
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they found the cum socks
it's over lads
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>nana found the alphabetti spaghetti
Its over lads
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they commandeered the loli table
i'm on borrowed time now
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My probate officer found my cum testament to him I am finished
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Why is quitting drinking so hard? 2017-06-15 12:09:59 Post No.37715533
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Why is quitting drinking so hard?
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Or even just cutting back on drinking. I did well the past couple of days but all I want is to get drunk. I've tried everything from games to chores to hiking to distract me and nothing works. I used to have weed to give alcohol a break, but I can't afford more right now so that's out. The worst part is that that and weed are the only things that keep the depression and suicide at bay.
What the fuck should I do?
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You should go and seek assistance mate.
I had an acquaintance that went to the AA but they turned out to be religious cunts, so beware of this
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>>37715533
It's not stop drinking that is hard, it is that your life sucks. I know because I have the same problem with weed.
nice dubs btw
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>>37715603
This. I can easily go for weeks without a drink if I really want to, but why would I ever do that?
I've done it to prove myself I'm not addicted and it's just made my life worse.
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Damn... Now that really makes you think, huh reddit...?
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>>37715410
>when all the eyeballs don't get to see the glorious ass but you do
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>>37715410
I don't get it. What's it suppose to mean
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>>37715729
That it's easy to get lots of attention if you're a pretty girl.
Basically everything anyone's known for 280,000 years