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>>37718410
Record it next time for the faggots, OP

>>37718410
Only two times?

>>37718743
yes king

this thread blows. saged

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>>37718257
beanerbeanerbeanerbeanerbeanerbeanerbeanerbeanerbeanerbeanerbeanerbeanerbeanerbeanerbeanerbeanerbeanerbeanerbeanerbeanerbeanerbeanerbeanerbeaner

ok i read this like the 60s batman theme and im laughing so hard

>>37718189
i have unprotected sex with third world women, my country doesn't want my blood

>>37718189
The hospitals aren't not paying for it and the faceless person receiving it is paying them. So they can go fuck themselves until I get a better deal.

>>37718189
Frequently, also an organ donor.

>garage is working area/office

isnt this nigga a multimillionaire youtuber?

>>37718058
It's a minimum security prison. You know, the ones rich people get to hang out at while paying their dues to society.

He's the only one being mature and reasonable in this whole drama. Chads tend to be mature and wise. I think i'm disliking pewdiepie and ethan even more now, they're just edgy and cool and funny but they're really shitty and immature.

That's just pathetic, anon. Delete facebook. It's not like people like us have any good use for it.

>>37717852
I don't have a facebook.
I have a fake account to spy on cute girls that I couldn't approach.

>>37717852
While I don't use kikebook, OP literally just described what purpose it serves robots.

>>37717804
I was in Kansas City a while ago with some friends, we went to this waterpark that supposedly had the biggest waterslide in the world, called Verruckt. The line was long but I was able to skip it because I group of 2 needed another person, my friends weren't so lucky and decided to do something else. We get into one of the rafts and go down without a hitch.
About a week after leaving Kansas I found out that someone died the day after I went on it.

i only have one

>be 10
>swimming in a lake
>dog appears, starts swimming with me
>gets tired of swimming
>jumps on my back
>im far from the beach, waters deep
>doggy is heavy and pushing me down
>cant get it off my back, struggling to keep my hed above the water
>slowly get to the beach
>curse at dog and go home

Remember that guy who would post this picture every day? I wonder what happened to him

Dumb roast beef whore, I would beat the fucking shit out you and make you cry for hours. Get raped soon ugly bitch. Dont ever post again.

>actual fembot here

Get out. Thanks.

no (you) for (you)

>get bullied for not having a job
>get bullied for having a retail job

My dad does the same thing, he gave my information to the temporary agency. They called me and told me they didn't have anything.

Someone add the uncharted 4 negress.

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Because their BBC can actually reach your stimuli

What the fuck, why does he have such a big fat smooth chocolate ass?

>>37717713
Black guys tend to have fat asses

>>37717674
>You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: ... racism

>>37717674
The branch breaks
The gorrilas die
The end

>>37717711
Are you fucking schizo? Where's the racism? Just a pic of two gorrilas sitting on a branch.

>>37717597
Everyone looks pretty happy to be around Cassandra.

Cassandra is a valuable addition to our military. However, she should get armor for her tail.

>>37717727
I'd be happy to have a monstergirl Giantess with me too

585 spencerport goon checking in, yes.

>>37717498
I'm from St. James, Long Island. That is a true small town.

>>37717498
What pisses me off is thinking about younger me who really thought he had a shot at life getting put down time and time again. You know, every adault told him he'll get a good job and graduate from a university and get a nice girl and settle down in a suburb of a city where he works to provide for his loving family. They told him to just be himself like in some Disney movie. So he went out and tried to talk to people but he kept getting rejected and insulted. People were staring at him and he didn't know why. But he kept going on chasing after this false reality that he was slowly realizing wasn't going to become true. After all these years of humiliation he realized that he was different from others and became bitter, completing the process of his isolation. I just think about that poor helpless child going through life wondering when it's going to get better like the adults said, and I just wish I can go back with a gun and show them how I felt all those years.

>inb4 edgy

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Talk shit post fit fag

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>>37717432
Normies are the only ones that care much about appearance and trying to look cool and fashionable. It's not that hard to understand. Robots only care about comfort.

They don't dress like normies though

>>37717208
try to think of a career you would like ... even if you need to go to school ...

ESA lad. You've got nothing to lose at this point

>>37717208
end your life since there's a surplus population of 2.5 billion people

You fell for the online dating meme my boy, not the dating meme. there's a difference.

>>37717189
>maybe you should play some basketball or some football!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZcRU0Op5P4
dead giveaway