This is your daddy for the night. Say something nice! Be careful! If you come across as a brown-noser he'll make you eat his ass!
>>37720663
> he'll make you eat his ass!
Would that be such a bad thing?
>>37720663
I'm leaving
gnivael m'I
Fucking shit I really hate people and I would rather kill myself than rely on someone like that.
>>37720889
To clarify, it's not that he's not cute and whatnot. But that attitude makes my blood boil
Fathers day is almost here. Lets not share depressing shit for once and lighten up the mood
>child
>pool
>dad playing game where he dunks me in the water
>yells BAPTIZE NIGGA REBOOOORRRRRNNN
>both white
Bump for this cute thread you made
>Saturday morning
>we go out for pretzels and milkshakes
>come home and watch Arnold Schwarzenegger movies
>mom complains about the violence
>dad stares at her and deadpans 'if it bleeds, I can kill it'
>>37720600
The Christmas before my daddy died he got me a big Scooby Doo blanket.
In middle school when I started masturbating I used it as my cum rag and now its permanently stained, now I'm afraid I'll have to burn the last thing he ever gifted to me.
Are the Facial Abuse boys /ourguys/?
How much do they pay those girls anyway?
Like, yeah we're going to choke you out and beat the shit out of you and make you eat your own puke out of a dog bowl. Hot.
>>37720817
Watch the porn documentary Hot Girls Wanted on Netflix. It talks some about Facial Abuse.
>>37720817
some of the bitches actually like it... like that mayli girl. shes fuckin rich, she didnt even need to do it.
TFW the mistakes of the past are haunting me
now remember the mistakes you've seen everybody else make
This happens every single night for me.
Fuck, I hate it.
>>37720465
>tfw you perfected running from them
only so people could perfect picking them up, and chasing you with with them like shit on a stick
>go to store
>walk in front of mirror
>horrified
>leave
How you anons holding up...
I try to avoid mirrors
Oh come on, you can't be that ugly.
>>37720395
>this store just sells pictures of the same sad guy
>oh wait it's a mirror store
I have a numb penis. Feel free to ask me anything. I'm still a virgin.
>>37720347
>tfw circumcised american male
>>37720387
More like an injury 8 months ago. Before that I had an incredibly sensitive penis despite being circumcised. I was literally ALWAYS horny.
>>37720347
can i call you numbnuts?
- Be me
- Be manlet at 6'0"
- Girls are all 5'10" on average nowadays
- Bare Minimum requirements are at least 6'2" with a desired 6'4"
Fuck this unfair world.
>>37720187
When the fuck do you live on a tranny farm? Here in Canada most girls are under 5'6"
>>37720439
I live in Toronto Canada and the average white girl is around 5'8
>>37720456
5'9" Ausfag manlet here, I can tell you most chicks are around 5'8 to 5'10" now, even the chinks. The only girls below that height are spics, Indians, and Arabs.
I've come to realize that I might be gay, but I still want to be with my gf. What should I do?
>>37720059
be with her
if you love her you're not gay, if sexuality gets in the way it won't work
You're not gay, you're just prison gay from coming to 4chan all the time and seeing gay shit all day
>>37720059
This probably isn't the best place to seek advice
Just do what the other anon suggested. Keep it simple, if you like her keep fucking her
i burnd the sushy
>>37719836
sushy burry dana. It will be daijobou in ur kokoro
>>37719836
Friendly reminder that only the Chinese and Japanese know how to make good rice.
>>37719922
I have a rice maker nibba
what special powers are required beyond that
>So are those Democrats or Republicans?
Wat do, /r9k/?
Long live our Republic
>>37719747
Uh who fucking cares. Take retarded questions like this to pol you fucking retarded faggot.
>>37719747
real niggas clap back
If any man will come after me, let him deny himself, and take up his cross, and follow me.
For whosoever will save his life shall lose it: and whosoever will lose his life for my sake shall find it.
For what is a man profited, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul? or what shall a man give in exchange for his soul?
Tried Christianity once when i was a teenager, didn't work out too well. My father, who used to be a brilliant engineer, became a severe alchoholic after being divorced from my mom, and I prayed for him. I remember him falling to his knees and crying out to God to take the liquor away. He died alone in squalor a month later. If God exists he's surely an asshole.
fuck off with your child molesting propaganda you stupid bible holder.
I just wanna say how much I appreciate Christianity, there's nothing to lose in it, you could learn to good, learn to be happy, have hope in the world. Anyone who doesnt believe in God because 'there's no evidence' is entirely ignorant and doesnt understand the concept of faith
>get drunk every 2 week abouts
>lately just get 2 mike's harder cherry limes since the lime helps the alcohol go down easier
>this time get a four loko gold since it's an alright taste and i wanna actually feel drunk
>actually start feeling the buzz after a few chugs
whatever make fun of me for my drink choices.
i like sweet shit
also general drinkin check in
check in with what you're drinkin boys
>>37719716
I hate drinking. So I only drink when I want to get drunk. And I prefer vodka to minimize the time I spend drinking.
>>37719716
>4loko
>mike's hard
Wanna know how I know you're underaged?
>>37719736
i'm twenty four years old my guy
but i'm not here to try to win your friendship
i'm here to talk about getting that good feeling called drunk
> He doesn't like puffy vulva
Lmao kill yourself
>>37719668
That looks more like a penis, my dude
>>37719692
>Penis
You mean girl cock
>>37719692
That's actually a cute feminine penis
>asshole manager comes in to work with the wageslaves for the first time
>scratch ass as deep as I could in back before shaking her hand
How was your day?
>>37719666
what do those worms taste like?
>>37719666
Better than yours you parasite infested piece of garbage
>>37719678
Coconut my dude
>go to the bus stop
>see someone I know
>walk in other direction to avoid conversation
>after 5 minutes return
>he/she is no longer there
>wait for the bus
>>37719511
i admire your commitment.
>>37719511
>walking to Noodles and Co. in the food court
>there's a pretty long hallway to get there
>I try and look down at my phone if possible
>signal's fucking ass but I pretend I'm looking at something
>if there's a couple of people walking slowly I'll go faster and speedwalk around them
That "virgin walk" picture is me to a fucking T.
>>37719511
I do the same. Really don't want to talk to anyone.