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break that fucking chastity cage and leave her forever

>>37729610
God this is hot i wish I could have that happen to me

>>37729610
How do I get a gf like this I'm only 4 inches and I know I'll be laughed at if I ever make it that far

>>37729483
I'd rather do the buttfucking but yes I guess I am

>>37729483
No it's mostly prison gay losers
and sometimes actual faggots.

>>37729483
No I want nothing to do with women thanks

Hello, hello!

How are we doing?

>>37729592

Tired.

You?

>>37729680
I feel kinda strange. I'm now officially 25+ KV.

Feels strange. It's like this big milestone in my life. I guess?

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>>37729283
Why didn't you banish her? You some kind of faggot?

>>37729327
how does one go about banishing a seamen demon?

>>37729283
sauce?

orginoli

>>37729010
>>i also got a huge cock
Post it here then you pussy

>>37729010
I saw many gay things this week, but you topped them all.

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>>37729031

Original content I guess

>>37729003
it's not that bad, how long is your shift?

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>tfw have to leave for my min wagecuck job in the kitchen

I just want to go back to NEETing but fucking Murrica doesn't give a shit if you're an autist as long as you're not full blown retard autist. I hate being a cyborg so goddamn much this is truly a hellish purgatory.

>>37729534
>kitchen

today was my last day
got a chance to sneak into the office/management life
now i got a comfy 9-5 job 5 days a week.

good luck man

>>37728990
Iktf Anon, I am objectively somewhat attractive, have a decent style and half a dozen buddies who like me. I go to bars, to bbq parties and band meetings (trumpet).
Yet I still feel like being trapped on a alien world, or like a ghost. I am not really existent, I think.

>>37728990
>he fell for the "improve urself XD" meme
You should've just been yourself, you dumb cunt.

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>>37728990
Huh, don't tell me, anon. I was OK, once, pretty awkward, but still OK. Then it all became so fucked up and now here I am, totally alone, with almost no friends even online. I'm trying to force myself to go out and have a social life, it's slightly better, but I don't think I'll succeed. I'm doing it all only for that girl I love, otherwise I'd have probably done something stupid (you can guess it). But I have to overcome all the ghosts I've created: for example, she always has and still does believe that I'm a heartless nazi.
>ahahahah you're a madman daveee
>ahahahahah you like trump daveeee [it's not even true, not anymore]
>she calls me by surname most of the times, except when it's something almost insulting like the former examples
>"ehy we could go to the beach together some day"; "yeah yeah some day yeah..."
>TFW I realize she's totally right in wanting to have nothing to do with me but I want to improve

>>37728885
Zucc

what you are looking for is a screenjibbler

best one around is created by the developer group Lemon Party, just google them.

Check out ShareX

>discord
when will this reddit meme end?

>>37728655
you're just looking for orbiters

>>37728723
No I'm not! I want to make friends and maybe find a bf ._.

>>37728566
You look like keanu reeves?

>For some reason this wasn't original

>>37728606
No Adam Driver, the even worse looking version of Keanu Reeves. Never heard of him before he played the bad guy in the new star wars.
>Why was your comment unoriginal?

>>37728566
Jews are hideous.

this thread is already going on, stop doing this shit newfriend
lurk

>>37728565
shut the fuck up nigger this is my board

Its easy to hang out with a female alone. The key is they have to find you attractive and if they dont they dont want to be near your creepy ass unless a group of several people is keeping you in check.

>>37728489
myself
It's true, everything was pretty alright, but I didn't appreciate it at the time.

A bunch of kids followed me home and threw rocks at me.
I also got beat half to death by a kid I had a crush on.

There was also the time my teacher lashed out at me and threw a book across the room. I dropped out. That was probably the worst thing that happened to me.

>>37728489
One time I had a crease in my pants and Chad started joking that I had a boner around my crush so I tried to get a dig in to defend myself and ended up stuttering...

>I-If I had a boner, you'd know it.

This of course prompted them to laugh even harder and my crush never spoke to me again.

Depends on the day.

If I don't work:

>wake up some time between 9am and 12pm
>make breakfast of eggs with onions and tomato and bacon
>chill out for an hour or so
>go to the gym for another hour
>drive to town
>park a 30-minute walk away from university library
>walk to the library, do some freelance writing work
>walk back
>come home
>do nothing in particular for the rest of the night

If I do work, my routine is more or less the same aside from going to the library; I just do my freelance stuff at home.

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>wake up, 1pm.
>take meds
>computer on
>make brekky (english muffin or beans)
>eat in front of computer
>browse internet, play vidja
>eat dinner in front of computer
>take more meds
>go to sleep at 5am

Some days I mix it up and go to uni for a few hours, then back to the routine.

5 AM to 5 PM: Sleep
5 PM to 5 AM: Suffer

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>>37728359

I need texted to post here

lole I filtered myself

>tfw there are usually only about 5-10 threads on /r9k/ from my perspective

nah you actually wanna lick it, and that's cool

>>37728247
You say that, but once you get down there you'll probably change your mind.

Like, most girls I've been with were clean. Hygenic and whatnot. Imagine how gross most robots are. Now apply grossness that to a woman, only add a fleshy meat swamp into the mix.

Clean vag is nice. Fembot vag is probably horrifying.

>>37728434
I'm not that gross.

I just masturbate a lot.