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Any questions? No?...
Yeah, didn't think so.
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>>37734916
ugly wife happy life I think it's true
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>>37734916
she's acting like a whore though
you're just projecting your low standards as wife material
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I guess if you like 4/10 girls
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>be me
>18 year old virgin
>At a festival
>Very drunk
>On my way home
>Meet a girl I really like
>We chat for a while
>She kisses me
>Panic.jpg
>Should we go back to your place or mine?
>We decide to go to my place
>Get on a bus to go home
>No one's on the bus so we sit down and start making out
>After making out I look up and my parents sit in the seats opposite us
>My aunt and uncle in the seats next to us
>FML.gif
>She takes my phone and puts it into her bra
> I think nothing of it and ask her if she's trying to rob me
>10 minutes later she really has to pee and jumps out of the bus to pee
>Takes one step out of the bus and pees on the sidewalk.
>Bus driver says fuck this and drives away
>I suddenly realize that she has my phone
>Jump out of the bus at the next stop and run to the place where she left the bus
>Can't find her
>Take the long walk of Shame home
mfw when I lost my phone and kept my virginity
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>>37734912
You just got robbed, anon. This is what you get for trusting roasties.
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>>37734912
>mfw when I lost my phone and kept my virginity
That's what you get for not getting off the bus to shield her from the view of passers by while she took a piss and you watched,
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>>37734912
nigga that was just a dream wtf are you talking about
Which 2hu would U fug?
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>>37734882
Yuuka is not original
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>>37734882
whatever this slut is called
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>>37734882
hakurei reimu the shrine maiden of dick
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Have you noticed that all media turned to shit? Cartoon, movies, games, anime. It's all castrated now because of the jews.
>hurr but anime is for adults!
Not anymore cuck. Compare any modern crap with, say, Jin-Roh The Wolf Brigade.
>b-but my violent gaems!
Compare Dawn of war or Dungeon Keeper 1 with 2. It's better to play modded old stuff them modern games. IE DoW Ultimate Apocalipse is way better than DoW 3
I'm sad, and angry.
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>>37734822
99% of everything is shit newfriend.
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>>37734822
The new Berserk movies are pretty violent, famalam.
Also Blame! just got released too.
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>>37734843
It wasn't like that and that's the point, dumb newfag.
>>37734857
normie
>Ordergirl clothesfrom amazon
>2 day shipping so I can take it before mummy and daddy are home
>Guaranteed 2 days
>today is 2nd day
>not delivered
>guaranteed by today at 8pm
>mummy and daddy are home in a couple hours
t-they wouldn't deliver it later would they? i'm scared anons i dont want them to see it
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It's a federal crime to open someone else's mail. Why are you worried.
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Say you've got a girlfriend and you bought clothes for her
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>>37734827
the package will be obviously shaped
>>37734840
i couldnt keep that lie up forever! t-theyd want to meet her
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>Be me, 19 years old
>Had bad grades in School, still found a Company willing to pay for my University
>First Semester goes okay, suddenly can't concentrate anymore
>Fuck up exams
>Second Semester goes even worse, can't concentrate longer than five minutes
>Can't take notes properly, have no Basis to prepare for exams
>tfw I'm going to fail my exams
>I hate myself and my life
Worst part is, I'm intelligent enough to study, but my now missing ability to concentrate fucks it all up.
Anyone got a similiar Story?
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I feel similar, except I'm pretty sure my loss of focus is related to frying my brain through heavy drinking and insanely unhealthy habits.
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>>37734796
Yes. I was like that.
You can't study because you place too much importance onto it. You feel like you owe it to others to do great, failure is seen as a massive disaster etc.
The solution is to free yourself from this slavery and stop studying. It's better to live a normal happy life without a degree than a miserable one were you try but fail because it's like your life depends on it. At least that was my experience.
Just accept defeat and be happy with the things you enjoy. You can go back for a degree at any point in your life, if you want to. Even if you're an american you can go to a CC, it's no biggie, just relax and focus on the things you want.
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Yes same. I was on a roll during my first year at university, gpa 3.7 ish. Then a few months ago I started feeling tired and bored 24/7 and now I am on academic probation, almost subject to dismissal from uni. Approaching 2.0 now idk what to do anymore.
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Fat women are fighting the good fight. Chad wont commit to them. They deserve Chad too.
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Don't be an arrogant prick Chad!
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Five paragraphs in and we've established that we're talking about old, picky, fat women with a screaming biological clock and mental problems. I'm not going to read the rest, this lardass is beyond hope. Focus on things that can be salvaged, like 25 year old robots with MLP dakis.
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>>37734736
>One of the biggest boards on the single most virgin-dense site on the internet is full of people who would basically fuck anyone who wouldn't kill them, even than some would do it to end their misery
>"I can't find an interested man
My only hope is that there are too few Chads to go around so they might have to resort to one of us. But each time I see a woman online I lose my only hope in the world.
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>recently faked a degree.
>nearly 100% of the companies I apply to are responding.
>just had an interview and they said I'm hired.
I was job hunting for 3 years until this.
Is it illegal? What happens if I get caught?
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Pretty sure you would be facing serious charges, it's basically fraud. I think.
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They deserved it for not asking you questions during the interview
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Just get the degree before you start the job :^)
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>Tfw you're lonely
>tfw nobody really cares about you
>tfw ywn what it's like to be touched by a woman who loves you
>tfw ywn amount to anything
>tfw you are so useless, you are so ashamed of yourself you just lock yourself in your room and seldom leave
>tfw you are just eagerly waiting to die, in your room, staring at the ceiling or shitposting on /r9k/
>tfw ywn know what pride and happiness feel like
>tfw you suffer inside every single second of every single day and you have nobody tell but Robots on 4chan who don't even care
>tfw you have systematically failed everything you ever did
>tfw you are so weak you can't handle the slightiest responsability
>tfw you have to accept loneliness is all you will ever know
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>>37734666
You're not alone, anon.
Origanoodle
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>>37734666
Maybe it's time to accept that nothing in your life will change if you don't go outside and make something of yourself. Fuckers on this board expect some magical shit to happen while they spend everyday jerking their dicks to hentai in there rooms. Life isn't as difficult as you make it out to be.
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>>37735587
You are a huge retard.
Not everyone lives in America you stupid fuck.
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>"Do you think I'm cute Anon? Would you kiss me?"
How do you respond?
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how well can you brap?
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>>37734655
you are pretty cute for a nigger
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>>37734655
No, erhm no.
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Repeat after me:
LIFE: HYPER-EASY MODE.
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That's what my shit looks like and I'm only 6.5"
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>>37734693
6.5" to 7" is porn-star level penis as long as you have good girth.
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww fucking peenlet, its like a fucking pinky thumblet what the fuck is the point of that even goddamn he should just start taking fucking HRT already
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*blocks your path*
>WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING, LADYBOY?
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shut up and lets fuck
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Her arms are goals. ^(OnO^)
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>>37734617
*whips out dick*
>heh... this will only take a minute...
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What are some of the least miserable jobs one can get without a college degree?
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>>37734616
Senior Developer/Team Lead. t. high school dropout.
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>>37734616
Have you considered pornography?
Cuck porn is popular, they could hire you to be a cuckboy. I'm pretty sure cuckboy is entry level.
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>>37734616
Honestly, any job can be decent depending on the other people that work there. I work at a place called MOD Pizza, and it isn't too bad. A lot of people are nice, and so are the customers.
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So this is my situation. I went to college in the fall but dropped out not because It was too hard, but because I have terrible attention problems and can really only focus on things I enjoy, and I really despised school.
I came back home to become an electrician and I missed the social element of college a lot, but at the same time felt relieved that I would never have to spend more time in a boring classroom learning arbitrary information that had absolutely zero real world application, and would quickly be in and out of training school, and making my own way in the world doing something I enjoyed.
So here's where things get screwy. Just recently I was prescribed adderall, and with this medication I feel like I have the focus needed to perform decently in school. I'd regain the social elements of living on campus, and my parents are trying to even bribe me with a $7000 car.(cars are my biggest passion) but at the same time, I looked at the list of majors, and there aren't really any that interest me ( all the good ones require calculus or chemistry which even with adderall I couldn't make myself pay attention to), and to top it off even if I were to get a degree in one of I'd most likely be making less money than I was as an electrician, and doing something I enjoyed much less.
So all in all, I am utterly perplexed what to do. My future seemed laid right out in front of me, such a simple path to success living at home while attending electrician school and becoming employed as one after 8 months,(which is my dream job)
but now I also have the option of returning to school , which I could potentially hate for a potentially useless degree just for a car I love.
What do I do?!!?!
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U need to get your shit together
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>>37734527
>$7000 car
my car tires cost more than that.
do you live in 1936?
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>>37735339
Used car silly. I'm thinking a 2004 fx45. Wtf do u drive w $7000 tires
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Is this what Chad deserves?
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No. Damn they rescued him.
Fucking nk
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>>37734445
NK freed him, actually.
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>>37734553
He's comatose, they're animals.