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>>37739249
tits or GTFO. You know dem rules.

no you suck >:(

sage

>>37739265
(.Y.) Are these suficient?

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>>37739248
Im going to sound like an orbiter but.
>Delaware county fag here
hmu on discord cutie
ParaNaden#0453

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>tfw nano orcer gif

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I fucking HATE New Yorkers.

New Yorkerfags get the fuck off my board.

just take a shower, bro!

othello

>>37739235
>Normalfags are saying that 99% of the people today are getting laid and that we robots are the 1% that don't.
there's too many of us for this to be possible. just look at how gigantic the whole redpill and pua shit is on the internet - if the vast majority of dudes were getting sex, this shit simply wouldn't exist, or be limited to a tiny fringe group of ultra weirdos.

>>37739235

>Normalfags are saying that 99% of the people today are getting laid and that we robots are the 1% that don't

Normalfags don't know how to interpret data. This idea comes from the fact that most men lose their virginity by 25. Normies then move to the conclusion that most men have sex regularly. This is like saying most men get paid regularly(and handsomely) because most men have received at least one paycheck.

>>37739231
it seems we are 2

>>37739231
Why is this shit even on there ? This content should stay where it belong (Which is Reddit).

>>37739231

Stop bringing reddit here you dumb shit. Big surprise people who are shitted on by society hate society. r/iamverysmart

SAGED

Come on, robots or femanons. Get in here and post what you do OUT OF LOVE!

>>37739080

Someone here has experienced love. Come on, no one here i actually a robot.

>>37739080
>Post things you do for love.
Stalk them.

>>37739053
this is the server with the fucking hackers that the owner wont ban even with proof of them hacking
ignore this server there is better ones

comfy? i joined yesterday and got killed at spawn... so yea not very comfy

>>37739093
we got rid of the hackers and assholes, it's comfy again

>>37739093
The hackers were taken care of yesterday, all of their hacks and hacked things were taken, and we got plugins to fix future hackers. The spawnkillers were also banned

>>37739025
Yes. I've seen them as one in the same alot of characters look like they are Hispanic white.

Rico Rodriguez my dude.

>>37739025
pretty sure rorschach was a ginger at least

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My dad was the worst on my brother. His abuse toward my sister and I was more emotional, but he was physically abusive towards my brother. My brother told me a story about how his friend in elementary school had a birthday party and wanted to go. My dad drove him. At the party, there was alcohol for the adults. My dad got drunk and got angry at my brother for no reason. He threw him in the car and punched him in the face repeatedly on the way home. I wouldn't put it past my dad.

I don't know if this is the reason my brother was so shit to me, maybe he was taking his anger out on me, but a lot of what he did didn't seem like anger, it seemed like he just genuinely didn't like me and wanted me to be different. He'd see some kid on the TV
>I wish I had a little brother like that

He knew a lot of my friends.
>Why don't you act more like your friend?
>I bet your friend wouldn't do that
>You probably don't act like that around your friends

On occasion, my brother would just go off on me and give me a list of everything he dislikes about me. Since I didnt really look up to my dad, I saw my brother as a father figure. It hurts when your father figure literally tells you "I hate how you are". It's hard to have self worth when the only person you want to accept you doesn't accept you at all. Why would others love me if the only person I look up to hates me?

This made me a very anxious and self conscious kid and now I'm a very self conscious man. I need constant reassurance from others that I'm okay, that there's nothing wrong with me.

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My mom was a little too much. She's been through a lot. She was raped as a teenager and had a miscarriage. She doesn't trust men. She married an abusive, unhappy alcoholic and had 3 children with him. I remember once, my brother and I went through my mother's things (brother's idea). We found rolling papers and her diary. Her diary was the most depressing thing I'd ever read.

December of 1995, my mother made an entry, admitting that the only reason she decided to put up the Christmas tree that year was because it would be my first time seeing one.

She was overprotective. I couldn't even go in the alley behind my house and see my dog. She thought people would think I was a gang member. When I walked home from school, I'd take a shortcut through the railroad tracks than ran between people's backyards and a creek. She told me not to take that shortcut anymore because if anything happened near those tracks, I'd be the first one they blamed.
>Mom, literally everyone walks those tracks
I grew up in a rough neighborhood. The older kids would fight and sell drugs at the park. My mother would forbid me from going to the park. As a kid, I had to sneak to the park and keep an eye out the whole time I was there, hoping I wouldn't see my mom's car pass. When I saw a white Tahoe coming down the street, I'd duck and dive into the creek because I was so scared of my mom seeing me at the park, playing basketball with other boys my age and talking to the girls my age, doing normal kid things, at the park where the neighborhood gang liked to hang out.

There were neighborhoods I wasn't allowed to have friends from or go to. The projects south of my neighborhood, they were pretty safe, but she wouldn't allow me to go. The apartments across the street
>"Don't hang around those apartment kids, anon"
The neighborhood across the highway, she still tells me not to go down there.

I think her constant worrying has made me a worrier as well.

>>37739013
My father and I are pretty close. We have developed a cool bond where we are friends.

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These are the first photos of bodies i think

>he seemed to imply that he saw humans as wild animals that lash out under civilization
That's not exactly what he said.

The chimp was being forced to do things it didn't naturally do (human things) and Lanza surmised it experienced some kind of a depression from doing meaningless activities, and that's what caused it to become violent and tear a woman's face off.

The most interesting thing he said was that the chimp kept acting like it wanted to ride in the car, and his theory was that the chimp associated the car with going someplace else, and was going into a frenzy because it desperately wanted to leave the life it was living.

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>>37738996
heres another one, these are interesting.

I don't know if I'm in /b/ or /r9k/.

>>37738878
kys

originnal

Can you post the original at least? Please.

It's summer and I'm fucking sick. I threw up a few hours ago. What the fuck life

>>37738845
>mentions bra size for no reason
Fuck off roastie whore

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>>37739225
Not sure if this is a joke or not

A lot of us believe that they should have more respect for themselves. We're also looking at our options for women.

>do you get mad at the dog when it pees on the floor before it's housebroken?
Yes. If you let it piss all over then floor and never get mad at it for doing so why the hell would it stop?

>>37738805
If you don't get mad at the dog who isn't housebroken he doesn't learn that he's not supposed to poop and pee in the house.

Dude it's not over you could cuck chad

>>37738768
this is my biggest fear, one day i will see my old oneitis get married to Chad, like a Jax Teller type, knowing she will immediately have his child, while i am still a khv.

>>37738768
simply get away and never look back, in a few years they'll get a nasty divorce and she'll take all his shit making him miserable and essencially destroy him.
then, she'll look for you and repeat the process with you.

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>>37738702
>hides his body in the dessert
Mmmm Chad brownies

Why wuldn't he leave the wife in the desert too?

>nothing in reverse image search
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM

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>>37738681
Wait. Do people seriously not self insert as the guy who fucks the cuck's girlfriend/wife/whatever?

>>37738898
I'm asking the cuck, there's gotta be people into it or it wouldn't be a thing period.

>>37738977
>there's gotta be people into it or it wouldn't be a thing period.
Couldn't it still be a thing because it creates a situation for the bull, or whatever you call him, to exist?