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How do I smooth penis?
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Ghee application daily.
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>>37741070
What the fuck am I looking at, cauliflower?
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>>37741271
If you don't like it there are many other things to look at, sir. Please don't insult my genitals because they're unique. Thanks you.
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Does anyone know if I can find a comfy rv or trailer or van for under two grand ?I just got kicked out and am now working sheet rock with people who don't speak English and although it pays well its not my true passion which is music. Now I know so far it doesn't sound so bad but the real reason I wanna do this is because I have no time for practice, due to my current job. I like the money but I've realized that if I get some sort of cheap shelter, some 300 dollar soler panels,and buy my water from water jugs from the local wall Mart. With the panels I would not need to pay for power (although now that I think about they are not very necessary ), I could shower/drink with the jugs of water, and use them when empty for easy disposing of wastes.
As for the shelter it does not have to be anything in particular just big enough to lie down in for sleep.
Any advice would be greatly appreciated.
>pic unrelated
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Please don't leave me in the dark guys
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move to a shitty state like detroit
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>>37741065
Craigslist.
Also, you generally have to pay to live like that unless you are sneaky and can avoid cops. That's a huge headache right there. The reason cops love to harass campers is because fugitives and criminals do the same thing.
Go for it if you really want but it's much, much easier to live in an apartment or house like a normal person.
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>tfw no lazy eye gf
anyone else know this feel?
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>>37741053
Do you like cute girls with physical defects because you feel you have more of a shot with them? Or that a physical deformity or identifier is relatable in some way.
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>>37741053
>tfw have one bug eye
Why
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>>37741088
I used to think it was gross, but I memed myself into unironically thinking it's cute. However the feel did spawn because I like to think I have more of a shot with them.
What are you eating right now? Right now I've got two cheese bratwursts and a pint of chocolate milk.
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>>37740970
That's three hotdogs OP. Currently munching on a bag of original Fritos. Don't have anything better in the house
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>>37741005
yeah I know I just searched "bratwurst" and picked a random one. Original Fritos aren't bad, but when eating the original flavor I prefer the "scoops" variant for some reason, even though theyre exactly the same flavorwise. flavorwise I prefer the honey bbq twists.
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>>37741073
Chili cheese Fritos mixed in with actually good chili is heaven. I find scoops are too wide to comfortably bite into, regular is perfect width
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Then
>Lost virginity to gf at 17
>2 years later had fucked 20 girls
>by 25 y/o I fucked 41 girls
>parties every weekend
>girl i was fucking would tell her friends about me
>friends would position themselves to get fucked by me
>NYE 2011 fucked 3 girls in a span of 36 hours
>had a threesome with 2nd gf and her friend
>got double bj from stepsister and friend
>fucked entire friend circles of girls
>cheated on both gfs and they stayed
>cucked 2nd gf with hotter girl
Now
>26
>have had sex a few times this year
>don't go out
> 1 real friend
>30k in debt from worthless degree
>shit 16/hr job
>live with parents
>depressed
>elevated blood pressure from drinking so much
>lack confidence
>imbibe the psychological poison that is r9k every night
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>>37740937
Good. You're getting what you deserve
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>>37740937
Well Im like you, but with none of the "good" parts.
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Because when you are young success mostly depends on looks. Now that you are older you can no longer solely rely on them.
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This is a thread for lonely people, made by a lonely person, suited for God's lonely men.
How is your night robots?
I haven't spoken to someone in a month or two, can't really remember but it's starting to fuck with me. Most of the time I can go on without human interaction but for some reason this time it's starting to take a toll on me both physically and mentally. I'm starting to get tired of being by myself despite desiring this lifestyle when I was younger for reasons unknown, I'm growing jealous whenever I see relationships or people kicking it off.
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Solution: go talk to someone
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>>37740982
I just can't make a connection with people. I never understood the whole "oh we just click" excuse some people have, or anything like that, normalfags/normies/whatever-you-wanna-call-em bore me to death.
But at the same time, I just crave that feeling even though once I try to engage in it, become immediately bored again.
It's like I'm stuck in limbo or something.
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>>37740930
My best friend moved to India. Miss that guy.
>>37741018
>But at the same time, I just crave that feeling even though once I try to engage in it, become immediately bored again.
Sounds like hell anon. Have you tried being completely honest and open with them? Really, ask whatever you like. It doesn't have to be boring small talk.
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AYO IT'S REAL NIGGA HOURS
WHO TF UP, SMASH THAT MF LICC BUTTON IF YOU A REAL ONE
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THOT PATROL CHECKING IN
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>>37740902
>AYO IT'S REAL NIGGA HOURS
>WHO TF UP, SMASH THAT MF LICC BUTTON IF YOU A REAL ONE
*smashes keyboard*
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WHO UP SMOKIN SHERM?
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What is your school bully doing now? While I wouldn't say he was my bully, he did beat me up once, so pic related for me.
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>Bullied by a nigger
You are the lowest kind of white. You deserved it.
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>>37740861
>What is your school bully doing now?
he's my bf :)
He bullies me in a different way now...
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I had a lot of bullies, but one of them was involved in a murder where he and a few other guys killed a guy to steal his fancy car or something.
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black people are ruining my life 2017-06-16 02:33:31 Post No.37740840
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black people are ruining my life
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why do niggers ruin every thing? i fucking hate it when a niggers likes anime! its like not for you nigger now please fuck off its a Eurasian hobby
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>working at shitty hardware store job
>forced to work with negros
>all they do is talk about how good it is to be a thug
>do aboslutely no work
>they attempt to communicate with me which usually ends up with them insulting me about some aspect of my life
>always yelling
>"SHEEEEEEIIIITTT HOMIE THIS PALLET IS HEAVY"
i want off this fucking ride why must all blacks be like this i just want to have a normal conversation that isnt about their ashy elbows or being a gangster
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>>37740910
>"SHEEEEEEIIIITTT HOMIE THIS PALLET IS HEAVY"
sounds bro tier. i love the blacks. muslims on the other hand...
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>>37740840
Watchu gonna do whiteboi? We takin anime just like we took your women
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What do you think her life is like?& There are more vids but it's over 2mb
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>>37740812
I don't wanna know. Don't bring Stacy here.
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>>37740812
who gives a shit OP. Anyway, why do you guys keep posting this gif? It's super awkward
>weird slowmotion
>girl has unflattering expression
>girl isn't even all that attractive
>average looking dude walking slow mo through the middle of the frame
>dude touching his own butt for some reason
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>>37740812
>Blonde bitch
>Stereotypical iphone
>credit/debit card
>Not even that cute
Just your avarege daddy's daughter
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Is the idea of 4chan's anonymity dying? 2017-06-16 02:27:32 Post No.37740739
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Is the idea of 4chan's anonymity dying?
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Seems like as time goes on, less and less people actually like the fact that each post on 4chan is anonymous.
>they just changed the flags on /pol/; most of the userbase hates it and wants to be able to identify the posters' country again
>on every meta thread on /v/, the most popular suggestions are flags and IDs
>on most meta threads on most boards in fact, the most popular suggestion is IDs
I don't really get it. To me 4chan's anonymity has always been a really beautiful thing, where each post totally stands on its own, and I don't understand why people want to lessen that. What are your thoughts?
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/b/ is the best board
the flags on /pol/ never mattered, they just generate bantz
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Country based bants is just too funny. You didn't really shitpost if you didn't bully and indian into using the toilet.
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if someone insists in not being anonymous it means hes a normie faggot from reddit and wants to use ad hominems in the argument like your country flag or point out your posts by the name
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Anon, fancy a game of willy wars?
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>>37740631
En garde, faggo boy
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>>37740631
are you a trap lol
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>>37740631
what a pretty head
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Why am I so fucking autistic
>Be me
>Only be in one real relationship my whole life
>Literally get cucked
>*Autistic screeching.mp4*
>Tell her to fuck off
>She comes back the next summer and tries to communicate
>3 years later
>Still alone
>Still filled with burning hate for her
>She still keeps trying to come back into my life every summer, including now
>Too fucking beta to make her fuck off permanantly
>Something still in the back of my mind still wants to love her, even though I know I can never trust her.
What do /r9k/? How do I get over the thot, and remove the thot?
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>>37740606
What's wrong with being cucked? Get with society, manlets like you and I can never develop a true relationship with a female.
You best start believing in cuck porn Anon, you're in one.
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>implies he's had sex with a girlfriend before
Get out, you fucking unoregano normalfag
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>>37740929
No I'm still a virgin you assfaggot.
What are some alt-normie things you've seen lately?
I'll start with Wendy's forced marketing memes
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>>37740592
l want to fuck wendy desu
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>>37740592
Overusing Pepe the frog meme in an attempt to fit in here.
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>>37740607
me too
if there's one good thing to come out of the smug wendy's meme is the influx of weny's rule 34
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HELLP
my mom took an unknown amount of an unknown benzo(s) mixed with probably at least 4 drinks. gave her some food and coffee. shes delirious and nodding off. what can i do to help? should i just bring her to the hospital asap?
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>>37740577
Post her tits or pussy
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Take her to emergency room before she stops breathing
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>>37740577
why did she do that? is she a druggie? if she passes out or whatever then idk. just call poison control and ask.