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>>37744061

Just look at what you did on the interwebs 15 years ago when you discovered it.

>>37744061
>have no self awareness and act like children?

>Why are Indians less arrogant and mature than me?

Combination of poor language skills and no prior exposure to the Internet and its niceties.

>>37744005
yes, yes I do think I can compete

>>37744005
something about her mouth looks really weird. maybe it's just the angle

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>>37744036
-laughs- silly anon, go buy us some fries and maybe we will give you our socks.

>>37743947
>no stinky tomoko gf to play vidya and trash talk normies with

>>37743947
have i seen this thread before?

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>>37743947
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pU9IHPFpBH8&list=PLOEqxjMUCS9Yj9ZUc5mVocFGUYisPk2ql&index=1

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I know this guy named Griffin.

>tried to make the world a better place
>fulfilled his dream of cucking a Chad
>looks like a trap
At the very least he's a cyborg.

Like a lot of great men, he had both chad and robot qualities.

>>37743876
What game do you wanna make?

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>>37744202
Right now I just want to practice using Unity and learn more coding. Eventually it would be nice to do a LD with someone and make some roguelite or something down the line.

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>>37744228
Cool. I wanna make a sick 90's style fps but after seeing how Strafe turned out I guess I gotta fix a few things. I also have to learn how to Unity. ADD sucks.

>Not taking a whole bunch of normies out with you in a blaze of autistic glory.

Enjoy the other side friendo, I'll be right behind you... go to a campground or airport parking lot. I already know the bridge I'm gonna hang myself from

I'm assuming nobody cares about you in the first place if you're going to kill yourself, so I'm pretty sure no one will care enough to be privy to your final moments. Godspeed, man. Hope it'll be peaceful at least.

>>37743858
if it's possible to be yourself then time travel may in fact be manipulable.

>>37743858
I figured out dimensional travel that may or may not just be a dream. just fall asleep right after doing something important.

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>>37743858
Is it possible to enter this world through a portal in your dreams thereby giving you the abilities of your dreams in reality?

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>>37743847
Here you go horny robo lady

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I remember that feeling. I never did fuck something and now I'm insane

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>>37743847
well well well, normie's gonna go insane without his social interaction.

lets all watch him writhe and eventually explode with cum leaving a bloody, musty mess

>>37743781
jesus christ origialni

Continued. . .

Later on
>Sgt's laughing their asses off
>embarrassed af
>meet with first sgt and commander
>Get article 15
>counseling statement
>14 days extra duty
>months pay taken away
>demoted from PV2 to PVT
>fucking sucks to be me
>still virgin loser
>later on learn sgt went in there looking for sports equipment
>just my luck

Time passes
>Duty station get put on hold so I have to stay at AIT for extra month
>Cumslut still wants to phug my virgin weiner
>Ok.png
>Im fucking desperate to lose this virginity
>meet at picnic tables near barracks
>start making out in broad daylight in open field
>retardism-activate.jpg
>she starts stroking my pre-cum soaked cock
>wraps crusty acne scarred mouth around cock
>stupid slut I think to myself
>terrible blowie joey
>disgusting/10
>used teeth, very painful
>tries giving handie mannie
>also painful
>can't fum
>go back to room with blueballs
>swollen-glands.jpg
>beat off
Later learn people on hall guard saw, obviously
>sgt's hear about it
>back in commanders office
>tells me I'll be kicked out if im caught with her again
>block her number from my phone
>tell her to fuck off

pussy's pussy.
nobody really cares.

congrats I guess, makes me feel better about how I lost my virginity to a mother of 3, kek

>>37743780
I don't wanna be a trap I wanna be with a trap

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>>37743780
Nothing. I just want to take care of a cute trap boy, love him and reassure him that's he's cute. Eventually start addressing him as her, play games together, watch movies and tell her that she looks absolutely adorable in a dress. Eventually meet, hold hands and go out on dates. Then abuse her with my gf and spoil with cuddles

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>>37743780
>Just got done shaving my belly and ass.
>What have you done to become closer to your dream of being a trap today anon?

I tried to shave my legs today but it was too hard :/

only shaved part of it, and my leg has a bunch of dots from the hairs so it looks like shit (;_;)

s-someone should help me haha

Your lol rate is way too high
What are you trying to accomplish here?

>>37743757
BE FUCKING HONEST AND OWN UP TO YOUR FUCKING FOLLIES!

>>37743757
"Lets jam together sometime"

stop being a faggot and asking nonsensical questions that don't lead anywhere.

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>>37743746
Forgot to add: this is true as well for 2D porn.

>>37743746
I don;t watch porn without a woman in it because I'm not gay

When you said gay, I assumed lesbian. How did I miss the dicks in the OP pic. That is all on me.

Rape her face

>>37743824

Keep going man you can do it

>>37743727
Love is absolute, it knows no scale

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>>37743719
Yeah; fujoshis ruined anime

>>37743719
No, because that means I would be able to enjoy something.

>>37743719
not because I'm a weeb, other reasons? possibly, but most likely not
that's just a dumb question, man

>daydream all day
>wistfully think about my fantasy world
>meanwhile in real life getting over the flu
>went to work for 8 hours today trying not to puke
>wrote a 1000 word essay in under an hour before it was due tonight
>now fucking around on r9k and drinking even though I said I wouldn't

>>37743624
It was the same as all the other days.i just slept,shit posted a bit on 4chan and went to sleep again.

> happy

Don't confuse happiness with contentment and peace.

Its normal to be off some days.

Its been a while sine i've truely been happy. I think we should strive for inner peace more so...happiness will follow.

To chase happiness is like chasing the first time you heard you're one of your favorite song, or the first time you saw your favorite movie...