Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 4428. page

>>37746439
>/r9k/ is 90% shitposts
>people reply when theres actually something to talk about
wow

>>37746476
>>/r9k/ is 90% shitposts
hah a if only :D

>>37746439
Don't forget those shitty draw threads with the stats or the "the me starter pack" threads.

>>37746383
Because I use fashion as a method of self expression instead of looking attractive for other people.

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because i cant grow a beard only pathetic patchy facial pubes and because id implode in onto my own autism if i even entered a hairdressers

>>37746383
are women so stupid that they compare natural body hair to there un-natural make up? and the reason I have not gotten that type of hair cut is because I'm black and it would look extremely wierd

>>37746377
Life's about making concessions

>>37746401
so, were/are you a second choice?

>>37746408
My current life is not ideal, but the fact I didn't succeed the first time in everything I have attempted to do is why I still have room to grow

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>>37746337
stop listening to rap music

>>37746369
how about you stop larping

based blox

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>>37746216
d8 me fembot, I saved my first suicidal gf. I am worse of because of it but at least she is happy.

>>37746216
If you can't think of a reason I probably couldn't so you should just do it since in general you seem to be done with life

>>37746216
Because someone out there will give you money for your pussy.

>>37746158
Do you just make threads where you string together random adjectives and complain you don't have a *adjective one* *adjective two* girlfriend?

>>37746185
no, this is my first one senpai
originally of course

>>37746158
My girlfriend is a 5'9" weeb does that count

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>>37746090
Tell me the university and I'll be able to help

>>37746090
1. Go outside into the public enviroment
2. Hit on chicks
3. Succeed at hitting on chicks

OR

1. Be introduced to chicks through your social circle if you have one
2. Hit on chicks
3. Succeed on hitting on chicks

OR

1. Make an OKCupid or some such account
2. Hit on chicks
3. Succeed at hitting on chicks

OR

1. Join a chick friendly club or group or something
2. Hit on chicks
3. Succeed on hitting on chicks

>>37746090
Well I was going to tell you how to get a girlfriend but you never mentioned the state university.
guess you'll not get a GF now

>>37746045
>No. 2 from the right.
>Would fuck.

>>37746045
Depends on the chick in question but i bring to the table a lot of money I don't have to leave the house most days to earn, genuine loveydovey handholdy levels of physical affection thats just my thing, a nicely sized dick, a decent sense of human, and, once earned, an undying sense of companionship.

I like to cook for people. I'm tidier when I have somebody else in my space. I like working when somebody else can benefit from my labour.

I'm not sure, sex is one of the last reasons I want a relationship.

>>37745974
l don't remember this episode

Dogs. That's why, Anon.

BWAZANGO!!!!!!

meme majick

Femanon here,

I think we need to get rid of all of these virgins and make them go back to wizzardchan. They make me feel uncomfortable desu.

Femanon here

Tee hee my opinion is important because I have a vagina!

>>37745949
I will be there in two months.
But we are all gonna make it r-right? We just have to be ourselves a little more?

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>>37745949
What steps have you taken to talk to girls?
When was the last time you broke your comfort zone and actively tried to meet new people?
It's like complaining a million dollars hasn't fallen out of the sky and onto your lap, it's not going to happen unless you take active steps to achieve your desire

>>37746029
It's an endless cycle, you break out of your comfort zone, fail miserably. Never try for another good time period.Forget your mistakes. Break out of your comfort zone, fail miserably, repeat.

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no.

5-6 average
7-8 great
9 perfect
10+ yikes unless you're a size queen

> Anything below 9" is micropenis tier

Tfw 5" micropenis. Wew lad i should flush myself for being such an unironic subhuman excuse for a human being

>>37745940
No. iirc 12-13 cm (5 inches) is average.

>>37745931
So you're a cute and FEMININE boy. But not transgender(?). how tf does that work

>>37745931
genetics my man. ever heard of that?

>>37745931
The cute androgynous look is patrician

>>37745923
Very nice build anon. What case?

>>37745923
looks like a sick build but we're are you going to put it since i am assuming you are not going to hook it up right there

>muhh gaymer grade

3/10 build. Compensating much?

>>37745917
seeing how you can not progress further in life than you want to and have no direction to go twords you should just do it since it seems like you want to

>Give me a reason not to kms

You haven't set up a videocamera and livestream yet?

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For streaming your death, I suggest a powerful processor to get the maximum rendering power, a nice fast internet trunk into your house, a high quality webcam, and high quality microphone. You can purchase this all on credit.

Don't forget also to have adequate lighting!