>been browsing r9k for 3 years
>only turned 18 today
Thanks guys you made me the fine young adult i am today
Being 18 sucks. Literally a month ago i could legally fuck a 14 year old
>>37747420
atleast i can buy booze now
>>37747420
Now you get 30 years in prison for looking at their butt
>be in high school
>desperately want gf
>"lol fuck off loser"
>be in med school
>desperately want gf
>"lol fuck off loser"
>be a doctor
>literally surrounded in roasties
>girls buy me gifts like flowers, ask me out directly, proposition me for sex
>don't want any of them
I fucking hate women and these gold diggers. These women are repulsive to me. The only girl I'd ever consider dating is some girl only a few years out of high school who doesn't know my profession for months after we've started dating.
Nice fantasy you got there, college dropout NEET.
I find the only difference is single moms are into me now. The girls I like still have no interest into me.
>>37747376
but y is nep so qt
Today's the day tobots, when my normie brother goes out with his girlfriend I'm gonna hang myself with my belt.
Just wanted you all to know that despite you guys being shit stains who'd hate me because I'm not white, this was still my home for many years. Love you robots, never change.
>>37747328
don't you dare call me a tobot
>>37747328
Cool man, see you tomorrow originally
don't go,we are all as foreign and non whitey as you on the inside..........friend
>Ay anon can i have those junie cakes?
>>37747287
wtf is a junie cake?
no have these dubs though
>>37747287
APS is dope too bad all his videos are about Dave, I don't give a fuck about Dave dude like make some other cool videos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSQt4ckq-dg
I have to rewatch Akira this weekend, holy shit that was good.
electronic music like that is shit tbqh
the akira soundtrack is orgasmic. The choirs, the tribal drumming, the orchestral parts, etc.
This is probably my favourite piece of music from the AKIRA ost: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWb72rXL49U
Geinoh Yamashirogumi's music is really good. Listen to some of their other albums: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dN1UowShBk&t=1970s
>>37747279
The OST is amazing, but both of those videos aren't available to watch in the USA for some reason.
>>37747338
that's unfortunate. both of the videos have other videos on youtube though.
Chad is actually genetically inferior.
Men who fuck a lot are r-selective retards with weak seed, that's why their brains tell them to fuck a lot, so they can produce more (weaker) offspring that might not survive due to their father's weak, shitty genes.
Men who only fuck one or 2 women in their lives are of strong seed because their brains tell them it's ok to wait to find a strong mate to produce strong offspring combined with their strong ubermensch K-selected seed.
Now you know the truth and you can stop reeing.
>>37747225
there is nothing genetically inferior about r-selection, objectively
stop thinking with your feelings
>>37747262
>there is nothing genetically inferior about r-selection
There is if your offspring is a weak piece of shit who will die. You come from weak, inferior stock and you're passing your shitty genetics onto your spawn who have a higher chance of dying if it weren't for the beta welfare state.
You fucking a lot only means that your inferior brain is desperately telling you to reproduce as much as possible because you need to pass your frail lineage on as fast and as much as possible otherwise you'll be left behind, cuck.
Yours might actually be the stupidest comment I've ever read.
>>37747317
You need to think about this from a more ultimate perspective, I think
The act of reproduction itself is very important to survival
Do you think wolves are really more successful than rabbits?
Sometimes, being strong isn't the most important thing.
*buzzes into your room*
bee yourself buzzz
Just wasp yourself bro
>>37747212
*runs out the room screaming*
I wish some girl approached poor elliot and maybe he could be alive today :(
>>37747205
Whether or not they had, he would have rejected them as inferior immediately.
that faggot deserves to be dead
>>37747205
"muh blonde bimbos"!!!
I've had this wart(?) on my head for years, and I need it gone.
What is this, and how do I remove it safely at home? Thanks in advance.
>>37747181
OP here. Is there a better board to post this on? I wasn't sure, so I came here.
>>37747181
That doesn't look like a wart. That looks like a tumor. You'll need a doctor to remove it and stitch it up.
>>37747181
Ask on /b/
What advice would you give to an 18 year old just finishing High School?
>>37747058
spare yourself the trouble and kill yourself right now
>>37747058
It gets A LOT worse, just kill yourself now so you can die happy
>>37747058
Leave 4chan while you still can
>ywn be balls deep in a golden eagles cloaca
>ywn fertilize the eggs inside with your pungent cum
>ywn smear her fluffy down feathers with semen as you pull out
Isn't anyone going to reply to my great, unique and totally original thread?
Bestiality is not ok,staph right now.
>>37747234
Boid ass is de best
Alright u neet cunts, its been a long time coming. Its friday night, and fucked if your outside on the town.
/Aus/bot thread
discord gg 32w3Ss4
Insert the dot and slash yourself
>>37746985
>see an Australia thread
>its just to shill your shitty discord
fuck you op
>>37746985
Forget the discord faggot start shitposting and make this a thread worth being in
>>37747265
who fucking cares cunt just dont join then
where my QLD bros at im fucking done
>best friend's relationship failed and the girl left him for someone else
holy shit you guys, is there any better feeling than that of seeing a faggot getting what's coming to him?
>>37746957
>>best friend
doesn't sound like it
>>37746957
Raping the girl
>>37746969
he was until going full on hoes over bros
My gf of 4.5 years left me for some fucking sperg lord loser in college. I can't stop stalking her on social media, what do I do help
Pic related this is the fucking boogergoblin she dumped me for
>>37746925
He was alpha enough to steal your girl, you sit around stalking them online and jerking off using tears as lube
he's the sperg?
he got a big willy and your tiny little cock could never satisfy her
t. big dicked loser stealing chads gf
>tfw n0 tomoko wife
steamcommunity.com/id/TfwNoTomokoGf/
>>37746894
stfu degenerate breeder
please just kill yourself cebruz
>>37747129
you missed a lot cebruz lore while the dunsel lore of the last half of the year is still a mystery