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Yes, you literally are. No matter where, no matter when you have to bow to the whims of Mr.Shekelstein.

>>37747876
Just tell him to fuck off its not like he can do anything about it

Fuck that, I never answer my phone when work calls.

stuff

orenjanjo

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fug

her is the original

>>37747861
>jerking off to a 1967 mustang
good taste tbqh

>>37747822
give me three (3) good reasons why I should join your server

>>37747827
femboys
shitposting
okay music in vc

>>37747835
I said good reasons.

>>37747732
>ITT you post ugly girls/women you would absolutely destroy in bed if you had the chance.
But i'm asexual.

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>>37747732
>Lorde
>ugly
That's insulting to her and her family. Take it the fuck back.

>>37747747
>Take it the fuck back.
No she is ugly. She's cute sometime under the right light. But she's ugly.
I would still make sweet yet intense love to her all night long.

one of the most uninspired wagie threads yet, how does it feel to be significantly retarded even among other neets?

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>>37747738
Au contraire, wagie-slavie. Customer's always right. Wouldn't want Mr. Shekelberger to write you up and subject you to disciplinary action, would you?

>>37747738
Wagies are already getting ragie. Get off to work. You wouldn't want to get fired and become an useless NEET that doesn't make mommy and daddy proud of you and doesn't contribute to society, would you?

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>>37747692
>caught a glimpse of my reflection as i was brushing my teeth again

>outside in a good mood
>see my reflection in a car window
>day ruined

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>mom got new clothes for me
>tells me i look good
>think i look good
>go out for tendies
>see sinful self in the glass door of burger king
>immediately turn away and rush back home

>>37747685
We don't have ex's, retard.

>>37747685
>broke up with fiancee
Wrong board shitcunt

>khv
>met a girl who seemed like all my dreams come true for 3 hours once and this was the highlight of my life
>got ghosted afterwards
>still hung up over it because it was the only 3 hours in the past ten years where time felt like it was moving forward
>trying to imagine what it would be like if i had a fiancee
>trying to imagine the pain of losing that
>levels of emotion seem so high that they're abstractions which i cant really imagine
How the fuck do you people deal with all those feelings that come with relationships and ending them, I can't even get over having an unrequited crush in elementary

Decent

She's very passive aggressive and vindictive, has major mood swings due to depression and BPD, and will lecture you about anything she can think of even if she knows nothing about it.

I love her because she's my mom, can't stand her because she's insufferable, and I molested her once while she was drunk. So... decent

I've always kind of despised her. I don't know how she feels about me these days, haven't seen her in a while.

>>37747559

Complicated; She is a neurotic nutbag but atleast she is a decent person when she is happy.

>>37747479
>tfw when my feel when i feel that feel of only having less than 10 threads on my /r9k/ after filtering

>>37747479
>Nameless finally found a way to complain about something he can't see
the madman

I don't like filtering the threads I hate. Seeing them fills me with rage, and anger only makes me more powerful.

>>37747471
damn I had a 2 streak but lost it

>>37747553
tfw jerry is ahead of me
tfw about to pass him up

>>37747567
how do you see the questions?

Put her chained in to the basement and feed her nothing but grass and milk her.

POST THE LINK

P O S T THE LINKKKKKKKKK

>>37747463
Well I'm going to have to change her oil and adjust her headlights. You're probably looking at a couple of grand.

What are you studying at tafe?

>>37747843
Communications technology

>>37747885
interesting, how ever i would not purchase a prostitute in melbourne they are nasty apparently.

>>37747447
You have ascended to the highest form of existence at such a young age. You're at one with all living things. Each man's thoughts and dreams are yours to know. You have power beyond imagination.

Use it well, my friend. Don't lose your head.

>>37747447
listen to this comfy asmr vid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRYJGztohD8

>>37747447
What's in it for you if you get a job?

>>37747435
complete opposite, i'm embarrassingly emaciated. I don't give as many fucks anymore, I really tried going to the gym and eating enough calories to gain weight but i'd need to eat like 2500 calories I think, which is just not gonna happen. I have developed a newfound disgust for fat people now that I realize just how much they have to eat to maintain that weight.

>>37747435
There's a big difference between trying to be fit and literally weighing a quarter of a ton.

>>37747435
I'm just on obese and I hate myself for it and dont want to leave the house over it

>>37747430
>it's somehow men's ego's fault that she has impossible standards

>>37747430
Someone post the HilIary image
You know the one

>>37747430
Pretty much. It's ego saving mental gymnastics.