>beer
>nachos
>civilization 5
feelin good all around what about you dudes whats going down tonight
>>37752503
>civ 5
>not superior civ 6 masterrace
its like you dont want sim city seamlessly integrated with your conquering the world experience anon
>>37752535
>civ 6
someone tell this man
>>37752543
>rainbow six 3 raven shield
No alcohol (too poor for that) but at least i'm gonna have some fun
>>37752543
>civ 5
someone tell this man
Stop shitting our site.Thank you.
>>37752461
Do I sense an old-fag from /b/?
I always thought of farmers as fellow channers.
They left because they wanted their own feels board.
>>37752461
jhuybyitgfv
So anon, how is the single men/women who live across your block? What is his life like?
Is he suffering? Or is he pretty much normal like normal folks?Does he seem lonely?
I live in the middle of nowhere and the single woman who lives in the house accross the street is a widow granny in her nineties.
>>37752631
im more interested in people in their 40/50s.. who are truly destined to be alone.
how is it like? i can only wonder.
>>37752631
Rape her and then murder her, nobody would find out
>tfw too beta to tell the hairdresser she's cutting my hair too short
>>37752401
i've been getting a style I don't even like that much because I'm not sure how to articulate what I'd prefer, or even if I'd prefer it.
>>37752401
I'm not that beta, but I've noticed that all of them cut my hair shorter than what I've shown them, so now I just ask for longer hair, just enough to offset their inherent error.
>hairdresser says she "wants to try something new"
>too beta to say no
>tfw it's the literal JUST haircut
Korean girls are cute
They like nice gentlemen.
Damn right they are. My oneitis is Korean. Most gorgeous woman I've ever met. I don't think I'll ever get over her.
>>37752415
Damn.
I'm not very nice.
when u have a gf, can u have sex with her anytime you want?
>r9k
>gf
Sit down son, I have some bad news...
>>37752341
it aint the old r9k anymore anon, lots of normies.
Literally the only reason to stay with the same woman is that you can have sex much easier and quicker
Who were you in high school, anons?
pic unrelated
I were THAT kid.
I was that kid that tried to kill itself two times because it spilled invisible spaghetti on a girl.
>>37752285
Pic related. That was me.
who /bullied by parents/ here?
>>37752278
>who /bullied by parents/ here?
Explain pls
>>37752278
>Tfw abused all my fucking life, but parents are middle class, so no one believes it
>Tfw 18 and already being evicted because fuck me, right?
>Tfw I'm literally about to snap
Not even sure what the fuck I'm expected to do. I'm not going to slowly starve and be raped to death, but I'm not quite at the point of no return yet.
>>37752278
Being disciplined by your parents for being a pathetic neet faggot doesnt make your parents bullies.
How do I make women collectively suffer as much as possible for rejecting me?
hkgsiuhihfoeifr
>>37752271
having to interact with you however brief is suffering enough
do you want to help build up an anti-degeneracy, anti-women terrorist militia, OP?
Anyone just shitposting there life away ?
>>37752260
but who was pic tho
how did you take a screenshot of your entire phone?
>>37752362
By having a 2nd phone
Should I "whore" myself out? A 45 year old woman wants me to dominate her in exchange for a kind of sugar baby arrangement. I am a girl too, so it would be a lesbian thing.
Post tits or stop posting entirely tbqf
go bleed on lolcow
no im srs please help
I told I girl I liked her...
>Work with a girl
>We go out in groups to bars after work, usually I don't go because my coworkers are older than me I have tons of homework to do anyway
>Start going out with them because I think she's cute
>Go out one night and get really drunk with her, we start making out and etc.
>Tell her how I feel
>She responds with
> lol
how should i feel
>We go out in groups to bars after work, usually I don't go
FUCKING KEK
>>37752204
She thnks you're extra af. She was making out with because drunk and fun she doesn't actually care about you. She thinks it's funny that you confess feelings after 1 drunken kiss because you're a pathetic beta.
>>37752580
this originalkaldjsakdakfasd
Could someone give me one single good reason as to why I shouldn't murder my parents in their sleep tonight?Not actually gonna do it FBI, fuck off.I'm 18 and am being evicted because apparently seeing doctors isn't good enough and I should be doing something else? I don't know, but just the absolute disgusting nature of this fills me with a blind rage - I've never felt anything even remotely close to this before in my life. Fuck. I'm worried what I'm going to do when I see them.
>>37752184
>not going to kill them
>worried what he's going to do if he sees them
Wew
>>37752203
I think it should be pretty obvious what I meant, but if it's hard to tell, I'm sorry
>>37752184
Stop being lazy and get a job. That's pretty much it. Argue and whine about it all you want.
Whats the best way to cope with not having a gf?
IMO the best way to cope is to wear some panties and tuck your dick back. Womens bodies are beautiful so trying to make your body like theirs is hella hot af. Try and steal your sisters panties or friends or any cute girls that you can and pretend youre them. Also rubbing their dildo on your flat crotch can feel good too. Pretending to be a girl is the peak of civilization.
>>37752133
Alcohol and porn
>>37752133
>>>/lgbt/ cocksucker
There is no real reason to cope with having a girlfriend because that in itself is not a neccessity. Sure the media portrays it as imperative and the billions of people bragging about and mentioning sex in your face doesn't help, but there is more to life than jamming your stick in every mudhole that comes your way.
>>37752351
Porn is the reason you want a girlfriend so badly in the first place. Alcohol, just retards your cerebral functionality briefly.
>>37752407
>Alcohol, just retards your cerebral functionality briefly.
actually it's not so brief. plenty of long term damage can occur with regular use
>a qt gf appeared!
FIGHT PKMN
ITEM RUN
>>37752075
>Wheelchair
I've hooked up with a couple chicks in wheelchairs. Wouldn't recommend it. Higher standards and clingier than their legged counterparts
>>37752075
RUN
Originalogia
>choker
fuggggg shes a qt