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Never, she doesn't exist. Roasties don't give a fuck if a man's a depressed shut-in, they'd rather that he die. The only person who can improve your life is yourself.

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You know when. You've always know.

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>>37752966
If singles she comes now.

>>37752955
that's a pretty cool idea, but did you just assume it yourself or did someone tell you? its pretty outlandish to say the least

I mean that's close, the moon WAS (likely!) created in an impact event, just a way cooler one.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant-impact_hypothesis

>>37752988
Cant really remember, but most likely a mix of both

I like the Blades of the Moonsea series, it's only 3 books.

And the Haunted Lands series, also only 3 books.

I like the Forgotten Realms fantasy world.

Both are male protagonists .

You have to stop beig a bitch OP. My friends started dating at 14 while I was a fucking vidyas shut in. At 21, I started to go to the bar scene just to talk (not trying to hook up at all). Did it for 4 months and gained (trained) social skills, then I started to try to seek dates. I got a rejection rate of 7 out of 10. It was painfully humiliating at first, but after doing this for a year and a half (with talking to 40+ girls), my charisma and courting skills improved drastically. It is literlly training and you have to put in the work. I even witnessed Chads (I'm a solid 7/10 myself by the way) get rejected (because of defensive girl groups protecting each other). The natural flow of conversation will get easier (as well of having an arsenal of premeditated talking points about bullshit). I literally get startled at how my painfully awkward, shyass can now strike a conversation with ease.

PRACTICE, TRAINING AND EXPERIENCE IS THE ONLY SOLUTION. Do you think you become a mechanic in a day? It's the same priniciple in attracting/courting a girl.

>>37752939
Crime and Punishment, such a feel good book

>>37752919
You should kill yourself as punishment for being addicted to attention.

>>37752949
Already taken care of no need to concern yourself with that.

>lol I have ten thousand peoples attention
>lol I'll just use it to make myself feel better
really made me lm my ao!

Fembot here. I'm a femanon and jyst want to say that I am female. I am a female robot. There are many girls on this board. Everyone who say he is female is a female. Everyone know this. Men and female meet here every single day. Many becoma couples. I myself is a qt virgin who loves loosers. Form a line..

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*plays Stan by Eminem*

>>37752899
>be fembot
>get with robot bf
>he only has a 6" dick and not a 9" one like the chad i used to fuck on the side
>robot bf only wants to cuddle and be with me instead of buying me things
>cheat on him with a black guy
>tell him
>he says he doesnt want to talk and stops responding to me

What gives? Why are robots such assholes?

>>37752897
well, there's summer

Being unloved and isolated.

>>37752897
Minimum wage.
Or ridge ah null

>>37752881
i can drop the "my mom sexually abused me" line anytime, i just don't feel like it atm

>>37752881
Shamelessly bumping my own shit because I could use the advice, especially from people like this

>>37752184
>>37752381

>>37752881
Life is a nightmare we'll only awaken from through death, bots.

>>37752842
averagerobot.jpeg

>>37752842
Idk how to originally

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>>37752842
I had one until she sent me this picture back.

pls no bully. My life is already in the shitter

>>37752805
I don't understand your post, OP. Who the fuck is Andrew? How is Andrew a womyn? Why do you expect me to know this?

Isn't this a mass murder thread? How about some Dylan and Eric.

Wait what the fuck, a myspace login from 2014? How is that even possible

>>37752884
Look closer. It's some site called aniroleplay.

>>37752783
I like this. Post her reaction.

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>tfw therapist is mother

>>37752783
How old are you? Moving out to a shelter or something is a lot better than killing her.

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everything is perfect

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>>37752777
that's gay ur gay DEGENERATE NORMIES OMFG

>>37752834
Of course, a gay tranny will ruin the thread with her ugly face. You cannot be Stacy.

>>37752754
I think the obvious answer to that one is no.
Try fapping to something more mature

>What do I fap to today. Kids?
ftfy*

I thought it said what kids do I fap to today

>>37752670
Nope. There was one yesterday. They're mostly on.

Also hello everyone.

>>37752670
They'll never die, as long as one of us is left.
>>37752689
Hello Dan what's up?

>>37752670

Nick died.

Hahaha you failed faggot

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My uncle didn't get into med school on his first try and now he's a medical professor at Harvard. Don't give up anon. You haven't failed until you've chosen to fail.

>>37752627
>want to become surgeon
>read about how med schools don't like CC
>don't bother going to college at all because of this
feels like a waste of time because of the inevitable defeat I'll face

>>37752596
Nursing, accounting, biology, and possibly mathematics (teaching).

>>37752596
how about you fucking leave Norman?
Why do you come here and ask this dumb shit?

>>37752712
>Norman
I'm as far from norman as it can possibly get faggot