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>tfw you will never be a state employed engineer under the Nazi regime working on super secret weapons of mass destruction
I'm even a nazi, but the nazis tried to invent so much cool shit.
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>>37755922
you can get sulfuric acid at your local home depot
the only reason you haven't invented anything cool is because you're a brainlet
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>I'm even a nazi,
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>>37755922
dude what if I told you that you could do all of that now?
Except they aren't employed by the state anymore but by defense companies.
Northrop grumman, raytheon, Lockheed Martin, what kinda stuff do you think they are working on now?
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>tfw have a footfetish
is there a bigger beta male sign? footfags are used from an early age to look down whenever they encounter a female, in hopes to see her feet.
We are the worst, most creepy, and ugliest community of people who contribute to women's superiority complex while having them laugh at ridicule us.
Moreover, no woman EVER has a footfetish. It is literally impossible for them, the most you can get is one who pretends she isn't grossed out by it enough to sell her used socks and videos to betas on the internet for a proper living.
Foot fetish needs to be viewed as a defect/mental illness and treated as such with medication and forced counseling, I don't want to be like that.
I've never had a chance.
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>>37755909
Are you a boy or a girl?
Do you have any fetishes of your own?
Please don't bother lying.
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>>37755981
I'm a boy with a footfetish
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>>37755909
If you have a fetish for something there is a woman out there who is a perfect receiver for it. And your only a creep of you let your fetish control you. You're stronger than that and foot fetish is pretty popular everywhere. there are some bad fetishes out there but feet isn't terrible. And I know a few friends who have this fetish
Actually me my wife's friends and my friends gals talk about fetishes quite a bit and get a good range of responses from men and women alike
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>dad is a doctor
>constantly rips on fat people and says they are scum
Reminder that if you are fat your doctor hates you
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It's a tricky question, because without fat or old people most of us would be unemployed.
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What if my doctor is fat?
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>>37755876
a fat doctor giving diet advice is funny af
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>mom taking pitty and setting me up for a playdate with coworker's 18 yr old daughter
Fml desu senpai
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>Black
Leave
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>>37755747
Kys fucking CIA nigger monkey
Go back in the vill gates herd of nigger cattle
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>>37755805
>>37755807
>/pol/ infection
STOPPPPPPPP
JUST LEAVE YOU FUCKING TARDS YOURE EVEN WORSE THAN ROASTIES
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ATTENTION ROBOTS, this is an informative message meant to help you on your steps to self improvement.
Always been a beta? Ever felt like when you were younger that other guys were just naturally better than you at sports and other physical activities? Still suffer from other questionable un-masculine traits? YOU, may have
LOW TESTOSTERONE
(Symptoms include)
>Inability to grow facial hair or barely any at all
>Very little or very thin body hair, no usual body in spots where other guys have it (chest, ass, stomach)
>Specifically having a "female pubic hair pattern" in your groin area compared to a normal "male pubic hair pattern" (Female pattern means you only grow some pubic hair in your triangle patch that doesn't extend into your navel)
>High pitched voice
>Lack of chin and jaw, both have a more feminine appearance
>Docile, passive, not easy to anger
>Fatigued all the time, even after resting just generally feel like doing nothing
>Lack of motivation
>Little to no muscle mass, can't grow muscle mass easily
>Lack of libido, lack of morning wood, thin ejaculate (The clearer it is the less sperm count it has), small ejaculate (Normal amount is a teaspoon), erectile dysfunction, or difficulty maintaining an erection
>Small testicles
>Increased body fat, puts on body fat easily
>Balding OR abnormal absence of balding
>Decreased bone density (Breaking bones easily)
>Mood swings and being emotional
>Depression, irritability, or lack of focus
>Insomnia and lack of erections during sleep
If you suffer from these symptoms, which it seems like a lot of betas do and a lot of Chads don't, there's a good chance that you have low testosterone and have had your masculinity neutered your entire life by ((((society)))) and your single mom household.
Go see a doctor and get your levels checked, if they're low you can get testosterone injections which can change your life around.
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>>37755736
>testosterone injections
No doctor will give injections if you're not old.
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>>37755736
wow u just described me about 4 times u must be telling the truth anon!
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>>37755736
funny how half of these symptoms are caused by having high test.
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Reminder that we live in a timeline where Moot works for google and Snacks is a MtF tranny
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>>37755728
We also live in the timeline where Trump is president, a dude killed people to become a Danny phantom OC, Samurai Jack got a ending, and Sega no longer makes consoles
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>>37755728
who the FUCK is snacks?
at least shitpost with relevance not NOBODYS
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>>37755728
We should never have brought him back.
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The average /r9k/ user is in their late teens to mid twenties. What's gonna happen when we hit 40 and are still friendless virgins? A massive wave of Elliot Rodger-esque attacks? Do you see yourself ever escaping the abyss of loneliness?
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>>37755713
i think about 40% will get unvirgined
40% will die before that
and the other 20% consists of elliots or those old school 4channers
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most here are already normies or soon to be normies. the rest will either suicide or find new forms of escapism to keep them going through a miserable life, although I guess we will be used to the loneliness by then.
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>>37755713
38y kv reporting, browsing this shit for more than a decade, I have seen 2 robots losing their wizard powers, also know a 41y kv.
What does happiness feel like to you?
Plz no negative thoughts here.
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>>37755668
being
a l o n e
with my 3D waifu.
i wish she would cuddle and head pat me but i cant just say it
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Like getting drunkalone
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A fairy tale.
>No negative comment.
Sorry kiddo. If it ain't negative, it ain't the truth.
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Is there any reason to believe INFP is not the absolute cuckhold of personality types? This, of course, applies to all sensitive males. Just try to prove this wrong, I dare you - men like this are literally doomed.
>nobody takes you seriously
>everything hurts you
>far too attached to people
>females absolutely despise your weakness
>cucked forever
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>tfw you can't stop caring about how people feel
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>>37755723
It's honestly terrible. I wish I could be like the average Chad who literally doesn't register the emotions of others - being empathetic and caring does nothing but punish you as a man. You end up getting trampled all over. I wish I could believe there was some sort of ultimate justice, but it seems pretty plainly obvious that we're just animals that drew a shitty evolutionary straw. Pretty absurd, I really think we'd be better off dead in most cases.
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The only exception seems to be if you were naturally gifted in some way, such as with model-tier looks or are a gifted artist. Then, society forgives you for having feelings.
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Tfw no harley quinn gf
No hq gf to go to cons or halloween parties with and have sex after while she's wearing her sexy costume
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Post your qt harleys
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>>37755608
Thanks to jared leto the Chad Joker gets all the harleys
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Get out of here you fucking normie, post your trash women on /b/
Also get used to wonder woman because youll be seeing a lot of her this Halloween
>tfw I realized that I'm shallow and don't deserve a qt robot gf
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Hey, if that makes you feel better, everyone is.
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>tfw realized that i am extremely boring and have nothing to offer to a girl
I could blame women, but in reality I have no one to blame but myself for not making enough effort to have skills/hobbies, personality, or social skills.
I guess Im not upset with anyone anymore.
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>tfw i realized ive got a decent personality, good looks, and can do better than a 5/10 robot "girl".
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roastie feels?
>be 6/10 asian roastie
>want to settle down, finally find asian boyfriend who isnt a total sperg with decent career prospects and real estate
>1 year no proposal
>sit him down to have the "where is this all going" talk
>mfw he just wanted me for some fun and his mom would never let him marry me.
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if this is true and not baitit is, you deserve it dumb gook.
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>>37755543
>mfw he just wanted me for some fun and his mom would never let him marry me.
kek
10/10 larp
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>asian girl
>marriage material
lmao move back to gookland and maybe it will work out for you
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My parents are fighting downstairs again
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>about me being a 25 yo NEET
>mummy saying he would divorce daddy and live with me if he kicks me out of the house
>might have heard a plate or cup being smashed on the floor
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>>37755520
Louis is that you?
origo
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I'd go downstairs and tell 'em to tone it down.
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>>37755791
No not Louis. Who the fuck is Louis?
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>look on the news
>10 mile wide asteroid hitting the earth in 3 days
What would you do?
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>>37755517
Travel to the predicted epicenter and overdose on sleeping pills
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travel to the exact point where it will impact so that i just die instantly rather than having to wait and suffer
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Smoke in my basement
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Should it be legal to rape condescending people? In my opinion yes.
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Should it be legal to rape OP? In my opinion yes.
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They are only condescending cause you are incredibly autistic
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>>37755530
Fuck you. Death to the condescending and death to the smug.