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What parties are you going to this weekend?
I'm going to a party at Pepe's house.
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I'll be hiring a prostitute and we will have sex in the night
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>>37756485
Didn't Pepe die?
>>37756531
Good choice. I enjoy hobbying on the weekend too.
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>>37756485
Im lazy. I have a Harley and Im a 7/10 at the worst. I live a hour and a half from the 5th biggest college in the US and all I have to do is go out there on the weekend and could go to epic college parties at Texas A&M; live on the Southside of Houston. Could be getting laid every weekend yet sit around on 4chan instead lulz.
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Daily reminder that your crush is having sex with a chad from middle east right now!
Stay positive and be yourselves friends!
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>>37756403
no
ur lying
i dont believe it
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>>37756403
HA!, jokes on you cunt, i don't have that oneitis shit
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>>37756403
actually he's an spic but I guess it's the same logic
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Im eating cereal with expired milk
How low have you fallen, robots?
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>>37756329
how expired? like 18 hours?
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I've never beaten wind waker, because I'm a pussy
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>>37756359
Not enough for there to be solid pieces but enough that you can really taste it
Honey cereal kind of numbs down the sourness
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Fembots are not true robots
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hi r9k, longtime lurker infrequent poster.
I came to the final realisation today that you are right, as you always have been: Fembots are not real robots, their version of "Oh I'm so alone", in no way stacks with the male experience.
Case in point, there is a woman in my team at work, early 30s, single. I've had her pegged as a fembot for 3 years or so now. The last few months or so, she has been periodically breaking down a few times a week about how she'll never have a husband, and never start a family. She's a bit socially awkward, but physically a 5/6 out of 10. As such, I've been feeling sorry for her a little, until today.
After work a few of us got chatting, and it turns out that she currently has not one, not two, but three men chasing after her. The first one is unacceptable because he smokes pot recreationally, the second because he's a manlet (he's about 5'8 to her 5'2) and the third, a successful business man, because he "smells funny".
How many of you would kill for a stoner, odd smelling, or slightly short gf? She could click her fingers tomorrow and have 3 guys fight to the death for her, instead she would rather sit around and cry because Chad never swooped in to save her.
So yeah, fuck her, she's not a true robot no matter how much she claims to be, she can never know your pain.
I love you all, no homo. I pray every day that you all make it.
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>>37756322
amen Anon,
I wish nothing but the best for you man.
It just seems men are far more likely to have proper morals then women.
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>>37756322
This nigger speaking the real out here, no fembot can ever know the troubles of being male
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>>37756322
is that jill stein?
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Hello fellow robots,
I am always paranoid about storing porn and hentai on my hard disk, I often find myself deleting everything or encrypting most of it.
How can I end this autism?
Pls halp
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Upload it on Mega or Google drive
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>>37756270
The folders are too big for this shitty upload speed, and it would even violate the tos (may be deleted and shit)
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>>37756254
dont download it ?
why do u gotta download if u can just view it online anyway
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The reason you're all virgins is because there is a massive surplus of men.
Although intuitively, you'd think the genders would be split 50/59, they're not. In pretty much every city of every country, young men great outnumber the women. By a lot.
Adding to this problem, monogamy isn't really working anymore as women have found they can do whatever they want and still find a loser with no options who will eventually settle.
The only way out of this problem is a mass culling of men, until the balance is 30% men, and 70% women. Yes this will force men to have multiple wives, but men are not hypergamous like women, and can love many at the same time.
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There are actually more women than men in the UK because women outlive men by a few years.
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I originally forgot this picture to showcase my point.
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>>37756305
Sorry I meant to specify young men.
If you look at raw statistics in Russia, it looks like there's more women there too.
But the problem is when you filter for ages <35, men are the disproportionate majority everywhere.
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Women have literally become a meme to me.
I've dated a few and over time I actually grew increasingly repulsed by them. I can't stand their scent, I cannot stand their behaviour, I cannot stand their personality anymore.
Basically I could get hit on by say Scarlett Johansson tomorrow I would be quite meh as I know I will get bored of her vacuity eventually, just like most other women I've been with.
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I've been on 4chan since 2006 and what I've learn in all these years is that everything is a meme.
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>>37756094
>dated
what the fuck normie man?
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>>37756142
This. First post best post, once again.
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>men just want a pretty virgin princess to dress up and cuddle
>womeme just want to get choked and spit on my mega-chads
why are womeme so adverse to feeling dignity? Their idea of empowerment is getting naked and putting spaghetti-Os in their cooch then getting face fucked I don't get it. Wouldn't it be more empowering to be respected and not feel shame looking in the mirror?
>inb4 white knight slut apologist feminists just ignore all the guys that wanted qt virgin gfs before this place was flooded with normaltrash and focus on the ten guys who want them to be fucked by dogs and shit on but are too stupid to use /b/
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>>37756084
yeah woman are fucking scumbags just go gay.
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>>37756084
but what if i want to choke and spit on a cute fembot
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>>37756084
that's a pretty dumb overgeneralization
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>Studying in highschool, boring AF and never stops saying the same thing
>Studying in college, actually really interesting and informative
When did you realize college was intellectual-
kino /r9k/?
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I dunno what you're studying, but so far I've found studying in college to be almost as boring and uninformative as it was in high school.
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I found it to be the opposite. I've taken the exact same classes and in college it's like they want you to hate what you're studying.
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>>37756144
It's an english course that teaches you how dependent we are on supermarket foods designed for value and quantity, essentially the reason why ameriburgers are so fat and useless. I care because I don't want my nephews to grow up in an even worse shithole than the one we're in right now
>be me
>depressed as fuck
>decide to kill myself
>wake up at the gates of hell
>"Hello Anon. Suicide is a sin. You will no burn in hell for the rest of eternity"
>"S...so the Bible was right?"
>"Yes, Anon. Now suffer!"
What would you do, robots?
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Kill myself again.
Of course this was not original, how could I imagine some shit like that.
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>>37756014
sorry bro give me another chance please
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>>37756014
But im a virgin like mary and if the bible is right then god loves us all and everyone will be forgiven
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This thing appears and tells you to kill yourself. What do you do?
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>>37755996
Is it weird that I find girls that are balding sexy?
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Bitch if you don't get your fivehead Fiona from Shrek looking ass outta my face
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Welp, guess I don't have any choice and must kms. Bummer.
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Hello /r9k/ i wanna make things quick so
I wanna be a full on 24/7 irl slave to someone from here
i would be ready to pretty much do anything youd ask me to do
i just want you to cover for my expenses and food and living place iam happy with pretty much anything above jail level
iam a male 20 yo from germany
i would love to discuss further details in private
anyone wanna take me in?
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>>37755964
you really are gonna have to post some information if you want to sell yourself like this.
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>>37756078
what else should i post? really scared about posting a irl picture unless its in a private chat
i can just assure you that iam not fat
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>>37755964
>male
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>brother decides to visit house, has anger issues
>hes on his computer right now, yelling
>im chilling in my room right now
>he thinks that im ruining the internet
>wont shut up about it
IF YOU DONT LIKE HOW THE INTERNET IS HERE THEN WHY DONT YOU LEAVE
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>>37755962
Has he ever acted on his anger before or is he just a barker?
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>>37756003
Hes a violent peice of shit and needs medication, my parents never did anything about it
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>>37756063
That's significant, what do you think the WORST case he acted on his savage impulses were?
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What are your strategies for fighting back against normie society?
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>>37755941
stay away from normie society
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>Shave their cat.
but don't be mean, you might hurt one of your own
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Sit down and watch it collapse. Giving it four years left
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I'm convinced everyone on this board who says they're a KHV is lying and doing it for attention and that I am the only one on this board who is actually a kissless virgin
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>>37755939
then why did you post a trap cringepic?
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>>37755939
what is this pic ????
origigniniaing
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>>37756030
It's a trap? orig