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>>37756919
Self-awareness, boys do it too, if you have something to show, you do it.

>>37756919
All women are whores and want attention.

>>37756919
There's a boy dressed like her literally in the same photo.

The answer for both genders: attention and sex.

>>37756814
bump

originoel

>>37756814
They used to make good videos. Now they make clickbait for teenage girls to share on facebook

They're pretty beta and usually give out advice that is either obvious or retarded. Its a channel for insecure 15 year olds basically.
Their animations are nice though

>>37756750
please delete this i'm allergic

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>>37756750
please get the off the fucking orange

>>37756792
are you allergic to cherries?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fV_Q6gRi17o

>>37756742
yea life is so hard for you normies
wow are you okay man??

>>37756742
sage this thread pls.fake normies are the most disgusting thing ever.just get cancer and die in a ditch somewhere.

I tried thinking of something extremely trivial to post it ironically as if it was a tragedy but I can't think of anything more trivial than your problems.

>>37756709
kick the faggot in the face leaving him unconcious on the ground and carry m'lady in my arms to get some fuccccccccccccccccc

>>37756709
Sounds like a trap.

Youre gonna be robbed, raped, and have your car and kidney stolen.

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Uhhh no that's alright I think I'm gonna go home now. It's been nice talking to you

My whole life was like this art quality

Yes. It started with my birth. It's still ongoing and it's getting worse no matter what I do.

>>37756682
What a fucking stupid image. Am i supposed to be aroused by an asshole with a 4" diameter?

>>37756672
i want kids
but i also want a woman to pamper me with cuddles and head pats
both are impossible goals
your point being

I want children but I recognize that creating life is evil

>>37756672
I suppose my beliefs could be catagorized as antinatalist, in a way. Trivial things such as sexual intercourse or having a child means little to me. Unlike most people on this board I do not desire either.

There's nothing which will put you on clouds without addiction potential. You can alt between opiates / benzos, but legal opiates are hard to find (ODSMT) or hard to prepare without risk of OD (Poppy Tea).

Psychedelic analogues (1P, 4-ACO-DMT) can make you the happiest you've ever felt, but they lose efficacy in heavy use. They're best used with 1-2 weeks in between a dose. They're also very stressful on the body. Ketamine analogues can fuck you up for a day if you want that too.

You should really just deal with your IRL problems instead of resorting to heavy drug use though. You're meant to felt neutral most of the days.

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>>37756852
I don't have any problems to deal with
or I just don't care about them
I just want to feel comfy and and you know, goood

Wanted to try poppy tea for a long time, just need to find where to get quality seeds. It sounds really great! And I'm not really into psychedelics. I mean they're good, but not that good

Good ol' marijuana.

>>37756625
if you are reading this you are doing it wrong
go outside and stare in the sun

>>37756625
>Hours spent staring at a screen causing me to feel a pulsating pain in my skull
That's called a headache. Try taking breaks from screen time once in a while.

I know that feel, bro.
My brain has atrophied throughout the years. A combination of being a NEET for 10 years, never learning anything, not reading and not many social interactions. Then also from severe malnourishment and heavy self-induced stress.
It makes me sad,

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Men can't be robots. If a fembot likes a man but he doesn't want her, she can do nothing. If a man is rejected, he can just rape her. Unless you're too physically weak to rape a woman, you cannot be a true robot.

>>37756650
Not true my cousin is a super chad green eyes blond.
his gf is a fat white latina who told him if he didn't date her she would kill herself.
She is pregnant now guess she tied him.
women are scary he is a 8/10 she is a 3/10

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>>37756650

>le retarded rape argument

Fuck off back to your hippie dyke emotional support group.

I would never consider doing such a thing.

I hate how you ask please, you seem desperate with that duck

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>>37756589
Hmmm, what to post? Like I don't even know.

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>tfw just want to beat and kick someone to near death and then rape them but can't find any willing

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>>37756545
>i really really wanna be hurt
My streak of avoiding sadist porn is going really well and I don't fucking need this

You also forgot the part where, despite your best efforts, you remain a gross unfeminine male.

>>37756541
fuck off m8 people from 4chan litteraly made a vn about them

L O N D O N
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>>37756541
>nobody
Please don't say that darling, I am sure there are many people that would love you if you just opened up a little, yes your phsyical form may be less attractive then the average girl but you must show your value by your personality.
Please don't taint your beautifull light like this but cherish it and shine brighter then the sun with your warm embrace.

>>37756534
I look disgusting

I am just apathetic, never really saw the point in trying, I'm not even short or bad looking

my grill won't put out

>>37756487
nice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-pjcqjeTeI

>>37756538
I say the same to you anon
I've never heard this album before but I'm liking it!

Just the best pop album of the decade

https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=PLypxKwK9RwxxMVMDS7FiQkMxSBy4rpIJZ&v=OE2qEpkWWoQ