Anyone else hate wearing glasses? I broke my first two pairs within 2 months because i fiddled with the stupid nose pad things too much and they broke off both times. So i got some plastic ones that dont have the nose pads but i still have to take them off and clean them a thousand times a day because my face is so oily. Having to clean the lenses is annoying as well. Lots of other things are annoying like not being able to lie on my side wearing glasses
I feel you OP. I want to get Lasik surgery but eyes squick me out. I can't even put contacts in.
>>37758588
i wouldnt have laser eye surgery because theres a chance they can get it wrong and your vision will be even more fucked
>>37758560
you could try to reverse it but i bet it's psuedoscience
>be me
>teacher abused me and made fun of me
>i held the grudge
>2weeks ago he got in an accident
>went to see him suffer
>they need O- blood type
>i am the only one there
>i don't tell them
>he dies while they are trying to get him bloob
>felt good
>abused me and made fun of me
How so
>>37758523
I am O- too anon.
>Tfw your country medical system asks for o- blood donors
>tfw you never answered the call
Who is philanthropist here too ?
you should have shouted your blood type on his face.
>be in Peru last month
>dad finds out i'm a virgin
>he decides to tell my uncles and they all think i should go see a prostitute, including my dad
>they all hint numerous times at me needing to go see one
>15 year old chad nephew eventually finds out and asks me why i'm such a faggot
>mfw a 15 year old is giving me advice on how to talk to girls
this is probably not a big deal, but i'm so humiliated that i have no one else to talk to about this.
who the fuck would actually want to have sex with a whore. they have that AIDS virus
Don't worry about it mate. Are memebers of your family peruvian? Becuase that is classic macho latin behavior. Just ignore it and move on.
>>37758549
Yeah, we're all Peruvian. thanks anon, i'm trying to. inb4 el peruANO
If you've resigned yourself to being alone, why do you still dream of companionship? Is it because subconsciously you know you are meant to be with someone? Why aren't you trying your best to find that person?
>>37758426
>Why aren't you trying your best to find that person?
I've already found her, and she's with another guy.
Because we are hardwired to crave it.
>>37758426
I just like the feeling of being wanted by somebody. I know I'm not worth being wanted though.
Are there any serious arguments why we shouldn't practice eugenics ?
>>37758402
if eugenics was practiced you'd be the first to be sterilized.
>>37758421
You are aware that that is an argument in its favor right ?
>>37758436
Eh, not really. The only people that are currently pushing it are degenerate themselves. Why would you want a degenerate with an inflated sense of worth deciding who else is a degenerate.
pot calling the kettle black.
>Your oneitis is getting BLACKED
>YOURE JERKING OFF
Jokes on you I already jerked off.
>>37758342
Black was objectively a 10/10 shooter
>mfw this happened to me in high school
>20 and still jerking to fuck porn and interracial porn
>Starting to fall for the sissy boi meme
Everyday I just hope someone kills me
Anyone here really popular and successful but still a virgin?
>>37758321
So basically just ugly?
>>37758321
No. It's impossible to be socially successful and be an incel even if you're short, ugly and poor.
Social skills > everything else.
>>37758321
I am decent looking, I have a decent job, rich family, social skills, I can speak 4 languages, loved by everyone,
but I am a virgin if this counts as succesful and popular
I am5.8
ITT: We pretend to be pajeets commenting on girls FB pics
I'll start.
BUTIFUL U R VIGINA
excellent pussy pleas marry me pleas addres and phone i will do the needful u hot pussy i lick u
>>37758357
originally fucking dead on
U COM TO INDIA???
So /r9k/, is this legit ?
>>37758217
It isn't you're a fucking idiot if you believe this
>>37758217
you should make it more realistic to troll people man
>>37758231
>t. Frodo
>live agonizing life of misery and no hope
>commit suicide and burn in fire forever because of some cosmic sadistic lame ass "god"
The entire set up from start to finish is nigger rigged. Literally why the fuck do any of you still care about anything at all?
>>37758053
It would be mighty convenient if when you die your consciousness jumps to a parallel universe in which you didn't die or were somehow preserved past your expiration.
FUCKIN BBBBBBBBUUUUUUMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
ORUKIBHJVUBJ
This is the laziest diagram for nu age spiritualism I've ever seen.
When you die you're dead, forever.
Deal with it.
Would you ever date a BASED black woman /r9k/?
>>37758011
>BASED black woman
Fuck off T_D.
>trump
WE HAVE TO DEFEND ISRAEL MY FELLOW GOYIM >:(
>>37758011
>black woman
Yes.
>BASED
No.
Another week has passed, another week without her knocking on my door. It's been hot lately, but it's not really been summer yet. I'm sure she'll be arriving in a few weeks!
How have you dealt with this disappointing week? Or did she show up after all?
Do you forgive her?
>>37758293
I do forgive her. I'm sure she has a reason for everything and that she'll be the one to save us in the end. What about you, do you forgive her?
>>37758293
I never put my hopes in her to begin with.
What dose pussy taste like
Milky coins and salty milk
Tastes like it smells
>>37757914
rottene fishe acide sweate pisse smellie shitte dafucke sage
I found a dead birb and i set it on fire because I am really edgy, fuck birds
>>37757868
Why do you hate birbs, OP?
What did birbs ever do to you?
>>37757868
>already dead
>help to dispose rotting body
Thanks for the help, eco-friendly anon!
What does it smell like? Original question
ayooo why white people gotta be so weird all the tine?
>>37757865
Why is there a pool of ketchup on her order?
>>37757892
I was just thinking that like god damn is that half a bottle?
XD ayo hol up :)