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>>37759009
You trippin alone in your house anon?

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bumping with old comfy pics

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>>37759028
Not alone anon, I'm gonna go inna woods.

>>37758972
Just got some papa johns

It's actually a funny story
>be neet
>parents want me to watch the dog while they go out
>ask them if I can get papa johns
>they say no
>I have their credit card info on my phone and order papa johns delivery anyway
I feel like chad

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because a little beetus isn't enough

How about aim necwt dry mother fucker

I will POST OT

>>37758959
Welcome to the club. Present the issue to your doc, get enzyme blood tests, an EKG, counseling, a career, or life switch/diet. Talk to medical professionals. They may give you pills they may not.

>>37759045
I've mentioned it before but I told the doc it usually happens after a night drinking. Now it happens almost whenever, doesn't matter if I drink or not.

I don't want to go and have the doc tell me I gotta stop alcohol

>>37759094
Ok, well you may drink too much so back off the alcohol and see if it helps faggot.

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Same. Plus I have no talent or skill whatsoever.

>>37758917
>>37759367
my kindred robots.

>>37758917
But you guys do have interests right? Start doing that and keep doing it

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>>37758909
the thing is they have bfs, and the reason they're here is because they are addicted to the attention they get, and that's not because "muh roasties". It's the result of the education they received, which is, the consequence of their gender, but they didn't choose to be so dependant to attention, at least not every one. What I mean is that a definition of "robot" is not the same for females and for males. Yet there are females and males just as unhappy. But the problem is not just about bfs and gf

>>37758909
Some are here because they're just as awkward as we are, stacy are here because they're lives are emptier than their vaginas and they want to laugh at us to feel valuable. Some are here because they're below average and still shallow and want to pretend like they're Stacy. The first ones are pretty cool, they usually blend in, or give legitimate advice, the other two are the ones that give their gender a bad reputation around here

I have a bf I just like it here its cozy and a warm habit

>>37758885
Ask her what in the actual FUCK she's thinking why you'd put them under your bed yourself. Then tell her to get her mind out of the gutter, that's disgusting.

>>37758885
One job nigger, one job......

>>37758885
Did you fap with your sisters panstu OP and age of sis?

Greentext what happened if you're fucking lying and I hope you kill yourself for getting my dick up with this bait.

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>>37758850
BOOOOOOM
ora

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>>37758915
spoopy, but that thing is a little too small to get me going

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>>37758947
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
perhaps

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text so I can post this dog

they sleep eat, and go back to sleep

>>37758736
>dumbass.

rude

you deserve to be depressed for being so shitty and judgemental lad

>>37758783
I'm not judgemental

>>37758730
>what the hell happened to me
You didn't exercise in years

>>37758708
you could try attending a meetup.com group

>>37758708
I keep shitposting this question on my fake facebook accounts, normie forums and advice columns ect.
"bars" is the best I got, a lot of people just say shit like "be friendly", "dress properly" and when I ask them for a literal step by step guide they call me an autist. (I literally am, normies are no help at anything)

>>37758766
I am autistic as fuck so I'm glad someone else knows the challenge. I made an attempt to go to a bar last weekend and I ended up just sitting and drinking jack and coke. Do normies make friends at the bar? I feel like everyone was already there with someone.

>>37758688
>Anyone want to have an autistically detailed discussion about any topic?
Whats the situation in your love life?

If you found out 10% of people could read anyone's minds, and memories, what would you do?

>>37758806
The logical thing, which is to say, cull them.

destroy it obviously anyone who spares it is a fucking normie

>>37758670
What are the terms of the judgement?
Destroy it how? The entire planet disappear from the universe? Our orbit would stand alone? If so, no, there are lives here worthy of salvation. I mean the nature and its biodiversity.

>>37758670
Destroy it. I never cared for this place anyway

>>37758617
Why the hell would you take Abilify when you haven't even been diagnosed with anything? All it's going to do is make you feel extremely uncomfortable and make you dizzy.

>>37758633
idk

my psychiatrist gave me this because im a 19yo hikikomori without purposes on life

had it before and made me more depressed than id ever been in my whole life

I am a civ for DoD
if you are lazy join the military

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>>37758594
bump for interest
original01ol10ol0o1ol10l

>>37758594
Got a formal mental illness diagnosis (major depression, anxiety)

Probably not for me anyway.

is this nerd thighs guy

>>37758575
women : "nerd = Chad + glasses"

kill yourself whore

Look at the fat rolls on that neckbearded piggie.