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Why even bother going? You know fully well you're not gonna enjoy it.

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>>39642426
I'm trying to /improve/ and rejoin society. Not necessarily become 100% normalfag, but become able to independently function. If I turned this down, it feels like it would be harder for me to do that and keep my momentum going.

just pray that there's an open bar, there's no better time to get drunk than at a wedding, no one really wants to be at those things anyways. Just remember to not be loud if you do start drinking, make sure to keep quiet while drinking and don't do anything that could attract attention

"It doesn't work that way, you gain confidence from positive feedback, if nobody ever says anything positive about you then you pretty much see everyone as your enemies. Also before you mention it, faking confidence is stupid, women can easily tell that you're just pretending."
So many normies din't get this.

>>39642414
>It doesn't work that way
YEP finally someone who GETS IT. It would be just fake confidence. It's not some skill you can get from out of nowhere, you need to have basis for it.

>>39642414
I avoid unnecessary interaction with everybody unfamiliar. Women are no exception.

I'm an equal opportunities loner.

>>39642396
all this for some shitty women sluts?

My only advice is that you're going to have to fucking balsy and prepared to do shit you wouldn't usually otherwise.

From my limited success in getting laid, I've learnt that there's no "rules" to anything, you talk about what you want to who you want and sex will just sometimes happen.

If this sounds like "just b urself xD", that's because it is. The problem is that most robots aren't actually themselves; they're these meek little people who have never been taught that enforcing your will on life isn't the worst thing ever.

So where I'm going with this is, start to act up in the world. If you're at the supermarket and you see a dude buying the same cheap shit meal as you, speak up and say "you like those cheap shit meals too, huh?" If you're with friends and you see a homeless man vomit randomly, don't just let everyone sit there in silence, be the guy who says "well that's fucking disgusting." If your grandma asks you to go curtain shopping but you'd much rather just jerk off, bite the bullet and go with her, you'll learn shit about the world you didn't know before.

None of this will guarantee you'll get laid. All this will do is change your mindset to opportunities which could potentially put you in a position to get laid. Don't be a pussy.

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>>39642396
I'd like to become wittier/funnier too, so any Anons who have recommendations on the subject, fire away.

>>39642392
Expect more physical monotonous labour

higher risk of injury

some of your coworkers may not speak fluent english. Majority of them wont be white.

your boss/manager will more than likely be some cunt of a woman that will make everyone's life miserable

its gets really fucking hot in those warehouses

>>39642428
I put in four years in a warehouse. Its not always as bad as this anon describes, but it can be shitty. I'm only moving up into the welding industry. Which isn't very far off.

Good luck anon

I think it depends on the size of the company. I've heard tales of cameras watching your every move and punishment for unscheduled bathroom breaks. I work for a relatively small company that sells aerospace fasteners. My only complaints is that the job is tedious and the warehouse can get pretty hot in the summer. Otherwise, all I need to do is get all the hot orders out and no one will bitch at me.

Convincing people to give them free shit.

>>39642359
Complain, have vaginas, give birth

>>39642359
Womrn are better at looking good with a cock

>>39642333
If being understood makes my hypothetical gf not love me then maybe she's just a friend. That being said I'd say loved

>>39642333
wanted, even in a platonic way
I really give few shits if you know how I work as long as you like me.

>>39642333
Do those two things have to be exclusive?
Couldn't someone both love and understand me?

> not a virgin
Leave please

>>39642341
fuck off it doesn't solve anything I'm lonely as shit and I'm as much single as any robot here

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>travelling solo
>have seen hundreds of thousands of people
>nobody to connect with

i know that feel anon.

>>39642316
It probably had -4 visitors per month and got scrapped

>>39642343
Can someone list all the scrapped boards?

>>39642316
>Wait, what happened to the architecture board?
I don't think there ever was an architecture board

was it a text board? I don't even remember their being one

>>39642393
these are the ones I remember:

imageboards
/l/ - loli
/g/ - gore
/z/ - raids
/con/ - conventions
/q/ - I forget the name
April 4th merged boards - will not list, too many

upload boards
/rs/ - Rapid Share

all of BBS

ar yu a gurl?

>>39642289
There's a girl in this webm but you were already gay.

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>>39642302
>ar yu a gurl?

i'm a male. i self-inserted as the girl sucking the guy's cock. i'm not sure how to feel

>>39642246
its cause faggots either don't know /lgbt/ exists or just want to be obnoxious all the time

>>39642246
A small but very vocal and very obnoxious group of faggots infiltrated the board and refuse to use the several other boards for their degenerate fetishes

>>39642246
Faggots just want to ruin everything with faggotry.
It's a part of their illness.

>>39642243
that's just a poor person

>>39642245
this, and gamers overall are poor people

>>39642255
Because they're terrible with their money and spend it all on new outfits for their league of legends characters.

>john 117
>hair

I would settle for some kind of matrix or digital reality where I get the chance to relive my life over.

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>>39642212
If I could go back to the past I'd make my life perfect.

Man, capitalism isn't the problem, it's thinking we need more than 1/10th of the shit we do

>>39642187
i don't know buy ayy lmao

>capitalism is to blame!

No it isn't you fucking socialists.

>>39642147
i guess it means she seems cold. desu deal breaker for me i go crazy when people seem cold

She's not, she just doesn't want to waste time with you.

stop talking to her anon. it will feel bad but get better.

>>39642116
If there IS no afterlife, then I would gladly upload my consciousness to the internet (as long as it's ultra high-speed internet).

>>39642223
That goes without saying. You don't want to be the poor schmuck who uploaded himself on his aunty's shitty 1996 dial-up

You realize if this was possible you would still be alive after the process and not experience the consciousness living in the internet