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Yesterday my parents found a bat in their room at 5am and just now the bat was flying around my room. I was awake so I know I didn't get bitten so I don't have to worry about rabies. It flew into a hole in the wall so I don't think I can capture it but should I tell my parents now at 1am or wait for the morning. I'm very stoned right now and my eyes are very bloodshot. Currently camped out on the couch upstairs
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>>37765684
Just seal the hole until the morning, then capture it. Most bats are passive and will let you handle them gently.
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>>37765727
That won't work, the hole goes into the framework of the house, the only way to capture it would be to trap it when it's out which I'm too scared to do
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>>37765778
Just wait until day when it's sleeping and then wrap it in a shirt and take it outside to release it. You could also just call city animal control if the bat is seriously problematic.
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Give me some childhood-ruining material
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Hey lover boy, have a free copy of Windows 95
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dumping strange things resembling childhood
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This is two things from your childhood
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b-biccu
is a cute sounding word.
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>>37765624
no it sounds fucking retarded
you arent cute you fag
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>>37765641
im sorry anon
please dont hurt me
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>>37765682
go erp somewhere else
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Autistic things you do 2017-06-17 05:07:21 Post No.37765541
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I like these, they make me feel connected to /r9k
>Imagine myself as alpha among my peers and play out long scenarios in my head
>cheese sandwiches
>use bobby pins to scrape earwax from my ear and collect it
>can't hold eye contact for more than 2 seconds, so my eyes dart around when talking to someone
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>>37765541
>talk to myself and commentate while playing vidya as if I am streaming or recording
>pee in the shower
>fap on the toilet while taking a shit
>in my head imagine myself as secretly being a girl and having it revealed to my online friends
>mostly listen to vidya soundtracks
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>>37765541
Cheese sandwiches are good anon, put them on toast in the oven at 350 and it's great
But to contribute I tear my gums with string
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>tfw spent the last week playing around in Google Maps looking at Japanese transportation routes and how long it takes to get to one place from a hotel I would be staying at
I want to travel to Japan so much.
why am I so fat? I really don't even eat that much
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>>37765499
lack of exercise then
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>>37765499
Post belly immediately and I will rate it's snuggliness on a scale of 1-10
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>>37765499
>I really don't even eat that much
How many calories per month? Including everything.
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MOMMY MOMMY I WANT A MOMMY GF 2017-06-17 05:04:28 Post No.37765490
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MOMMY MOMMY I WANT A MOMMY GF
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I need a mommy gf. I have this incredible mommy oedipal urge and I need it fullfiled !!!!
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>>37765490
I need a cuck gf. I have this incredible cuck urge and I need it fulfilled !!!!
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>>37765490
hi freud
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>>37765490
I'd love a mommy gf that did this stuff, i wouldnt even need sex i'll take care of sexual release myself
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Erased from existence. Whats it like to not exist? What is the "self" that wont exist?
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>>37765480
you're just a part of everything else. I would imagine it would be like being in a deep sleep completely unconscious
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>>37765519
That sounds very comfy. I just hope i dont pop into consciousness again like last time.
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>>37765551
right before you die, that will be the worst of it, not able to breathe, contemplating the fact that you wont be able to enjoy life anymore. misery, suffering, fear...its only temporary, but still, its real
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>stay home everyday playing ps4 weeb games
>jacking off 5 times a day
>mom calls me a burden
>19
>blow off friends every time they wanna hangout
>cry
>too lazy to even take my anti-depressants
How do you guys do this every day, help me.
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>>37765442
I think you're a new breed of degenerate
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>has friends
The only thing I've done since graduation is play videogames on my PS4, eat shit and sleep.
Really makes videogames boring tbqh
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>>37765491
What sort of vidya you play? I'm currently playing modded skyrim on pc. Life is good.
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Hellow. i had an intense masturbation session today Z79ndms
post cute girls
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i need something to fap to NOW
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>>37765431
What did you masturbate to, Rem-chan?
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>>37765431
What is a person even supposed to type in a thread like this?
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I make music on my computer in my spare time for fun. Sometimes I also write lyrics and record vocals. Sometimes I like to write faster, louder music which requires louder, more aggressive vocals. I'm afraid to record them in my apartment in case my neighbors hear me yelling. I'd be embarrassed if anyone heard. Am I being paranoid or is my fear warranted?
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woah
show me your music man i wanna hear man
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>>37765395
It's not good, I'm no musician. I don't show it to people, it's more like a journal to me than anything else
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I always shout. I'm scared at first, though. So I get drunk as fuck beforehand.
>screwed over by vile demon woman
>lost job
>decide to never trust females again
>lose all desire to get a gf
>content with being a poor hermit
anyone else know this feel? acceptance ain't half bad.
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no acceptance isn't bad. its all the time between now and death that's boring (driving me crazy)
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Why waste time listening to men cry?
After all, there's a whole world out here to suit purpose.
Life's but a short ride.
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>>37765371
Because the best way to forget your problems is to hear others'.
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Papers, please.
Cause no trouble.
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>>37765261
not causing any trouble
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>>37765261
*hands you Cobrastani passport.*
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>>37765294
It says here your name is ROSA but you are boy.
Care to explain?
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>coworker talks with me
>mention something from r9k
>"where'd you hear that anon"
>"my friend told me"
you guys are all i have
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>>37765252
I feel you anonymous. I think we may just be alive.
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What did you even say? and nice image for ants
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>>37765387
andrew blaze is a beautiful woman. god damn, i just want to rub my hands all over her muscular thighs and feminine penis.
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Ok bois, I got a little question about something that's been bothering me a little
>be me
>27 years old virgin
>wageslaving my life away at Hooters
>have a crush on a roastie coworker (she's the shift leader)
>last night we had our 2nd shift together because she usually works overnights and I work mornings
>she tells me earlier that she was feeling kind of sick, that she was gonna go home early
>she yells my name to go help me on the freezer with a heavy box full of beef patties
>I go to the freezer as soon as I finished the order I was cooking for a costumer
>find her passed out on the floor
>I got a huge crush on her, and I'm a fucking virgin, I've never seen a naked woman in real life just in porn, hentai, and movies
>I saw her laying on her belly and her majestic bubble shaped ass cheeks looked so damn juicy and hot so I acted like I was trying to help
>I saw she was completely passed out so I took advantage
>I didn't even anything bad because I didn't have sex with her, so NO, I DID NOT rape her
>She was wearing tight work pants
>I wanted to see what a woman in real life looks like naked
>I pulled her pants down and spread her ass cheeks just to stare at her ass hole, just to see what it looks like
>I did and I wanted to bury my face in that nice ass but I didn't because I might get caught
>I go out of the freezer after pulling her pants up
But there's something I've been worrying about
Will the police find out that I touched her? I can't sleep thinking about it, they might think I raped her.
Wat do?
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wtf why was she just passed out
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you're fine, anon. just don't act so weird around her, don't look suspicious. and if no cameras or witnesses caught you, you're fine.
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>>37765153
What are they gonna do? Swab for fingerprints on her ass? Calm down man, your only regret should be that you didn't take photos or lick her asshole.
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tfw dead inside: the only music i can unironically listen to is vaporwave
help me desu
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3WBKRlwIuY
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>listening to vaporwave unironically
you're doing it wrong
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>>37765137
>the only music i can unironically listen to is vaporwave
Its against the rules to post under the age of 18