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The problem with men?
From a male perspective.
I'm a male escort who is seeking sex with other men or women for money. After only a few weeks of this the problem with men is very clear and maybe robots can learn from my experience
>Men seldom have a concept of what constitutes enough, sexually.
I will always advertise what I'm willing to do yet 8/10 men request something outside of what I offer. As well a solid 6/10 just send me a weird email with pictures of their penis and a poorly punctuated description of their fantasy with absolutely no information about their self or mention of money.
>Men have no concept of what is too much
Very often I receive emails and messages from men instantly asking me if I'd like to talk to them on Kik or something like that before they've even attempted to understand what I'm looking for. It's just weird and kind of sad..
>Men don't have any notion of context and seldom have empathy
The majority of men who try to communicate with escorts seem to think an escort would for whatever reason be interested in providing them with free cyber sex. It's just gross and weird.
As a male escort, I can't imagine what female escorts have to put up with.
Sorry but your entire gender is horrible at communicating with people you want to fuck.
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The answer is that everyone, male and female, who engages themselves sexually are retarded primates.
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>>37768450
I agree and I don't enjoy sex but if men pay me in exchange for my body I'm completely willing as I have absolutely no intentions of contributing to humanity at all.
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>>37768403
>people who get escorts are weird misfits who can't control their libido
Who would've thought
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>you're at your loneliest when you're with people
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>feel much more comfortable around one person
>when i'm in a group, I feel like the third wheel, left out in other words
>even then, I don't have anything interesting to say
>tfw too boring
>tfw no person who I can be around with without having to feel obligated to talk every fucking minute
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I know that feel anon. Do you want to talk about it?
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I feel lonely in a group but I still love it
It lets me sit back and just enjoy being with people, and if it's large enough I dont even have tos say anything
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I work at a special needs school and one of my students made up a bunch of his own superheroes and stuff like that and likes to pit them against real characters like DC and stuff in comic books and sometimes I draw them for him.
Question is, do I dump the comic? It's 14 pages.
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Go for it, This seems like it may be funny as hell
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sounds cute, I'll read it
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Should have made the OP porn.
Here's the first page and a little background info.
The dude sliding down nothing at the top is the leader of "Aftershock" which is a superhero team like the Avengers or whatever. His name is Cruz and he's the Superman of his universe and according to the kid, he's overpowered because he has a watch that can grant him any power.
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Resident r9k rapper here again. I've fallen in love with xxxtentacions music after seeing him spammed here lately, so I decided to do a freestyle to it. Hope it brightens up your morning a bit.
https://www.youtube.com/edit?o=U&video_id=C8y8PEt7Yg4
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>>37768171
I'M LIKE BITCH WHO IS YOUR MANS
AYE
CAN'T KEEP MY DICK IN MY PANTS
AYE
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>>37768171
I fucked that link up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8y8PEt7Yg4
excuse me while I close the browser out of embarrassment.
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Wrong link dumbass. I still found through ur channel though because you're the only remotely known /r9k/ rapper
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>first day at McDicks
>they expect me to do a bunch of work with no prior training
>speaker ear piece crushes eat
>standing on feet for 8 hrs
>can't communicate with co workers because all speak Spanish
>customers won't give you a break
>manager won't tell me my starting salary
>Chad customers constantly flirting with my at crew trainer so can't ask questions
What type of hell is this?
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>working fast food
Explain yourself
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>>37768196
I need monies and i need practice socializing
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>>37768208
Should have just gone with a temp agency/job center.
>pays above minimum wage
>set hours
>contracts that can last for several months and even years
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Dear normies on /r9k/. Reminder that since I live in a country with legal brothels and legal prostitution, I've likely fucked a girl that's hotter than your current gf and hotter than the hottest girl you've ever fucked.
Just saying :)
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K
That's nice
Okay
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Haha I haven't fucked any girl!!
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>>37768129
Yeah that may be true but ive fucked girls that were in love with me. Something that will never happen with you. You can pay someone to fuck you but you cant buy love.
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Does my body look healthy in your opinion?
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No. Post more pics.
Original comment tbqh
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>>37768083
Just remember mate, women no matter what their size is, only want Chad body types, there is no hope
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>>37768213
Here's the other pic I took
What's weird is, I'm actually a pretty low weight for 5'10, but the distribution of my fat and muscle is fucked. Like I have narrow, brittle shoulders and I can almost wrap my hand around my ankle, yet I have man tits and fucking belly flaps. And my thighs are huge.
Also I'm hairy as fuck if I don't shave my body so I don't know if it's just bad diet or a hormone problem. Probably just garbage genes
>another fentanyl-related death in my city
Who /scaredtobuydrugsanymore/ here? It's a fucking epidemic.
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I wish it was you that died so this thread wouldn't have been made.
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here's an ideadon't buy heroin you fucking junkie
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Maybe you should stop fucking doing drugs then
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>Fapping to a doujin
>Click on the next page
>Ad finishes loading right that second and pushes the page down, causing you to click on it accidentally
>The dude makes more noises than the girl
>Positions where the dude is on top mostly consists of a dudes back and ass
>Showing the guys dumb fucking face
>Nice start
>Suddenly black guy
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>>37768075
>What the fuck is an adblocker
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>not using an adblocker
>not muting 3DPD shit
>watching professional 3DPD shit
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>>37768110
>>watching professional 3DPD shit
I need it to be as staged and artificial as possible.
If I see two people who seem to share a genuine emotional connection, I'll probably cry.
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Why does this always happen r9k.
Anyone I let close to me always ends up back stabbing me. I can't even make friends right am I really that far from normal. Anyone I let close ends up being a snake. Why? Why can't I just have someone who won't go and hurt me? Am I that bad of a person? Are the only friends that I can have is a bottle and adderall.
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>>37768036
What happened, anony? What did your friends do to you?
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>>37768036
ITS NOT YOU ITS THEM. THEY'RE EVIL. AND IM NOT BEING IRONIC.
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>>37768051
Sorry if I don't tell you but you need to see where I'm coming from I feel like I can't trust anyone. I'm sorry I know your just trying to help but I just can't.
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Tinder matched me with this girl dubs decides what I say to her
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I wish you would kill yourself and right the wrong committed 36 years ago.
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I've had a pretty bad week. You see, I don't normally follow the news, it makes me feel stressed out and depressed usually. Well the other day on a whim I decided to check out a news website and I just couldn't believe what I was reading! Have you heard of a group called ISIS? They're running around the middle east doing the most awful things and making a mess of the whole place. Honestly I've never heard of human beings doing such terrible things to one another! And on film too! Yes thats right, they film their heinous acts and distribute them on the internet! I can't get into to much more detail it's much too disturbing for me to even describe. I had trouble even getting out of bed for a few days. I'm doing my best to forget the whole ordeal, but I still feel quite unstable emotionally
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>>37767988
U WAN SUM FUK?
Original pls
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>too busy working to find qt girl
>not gay so can't settle for a trap
>live in leaf land
any desperate fembots?
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hi fembot here how about you fuck of to /soc/
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>>37768032
nah bro /soc/ is for losers
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I love my fidget spinner. Ever since I started spinning I've been able to concentrate better, I have more confidence, and most importantly I have seen significantly accelerated progress in the restoration of my foreskin. I had tried every conceivable device, stretching routine, and pill on the market but to no avail. I was at my lowest of lows and had contemplated suicide on numerous occasions. But that was all before i discovered this new way of life. The Fidget Spinner life. Frequent use of my fidget spinner and nightly sessions of visualizing my foreskin growing longer have yielded the results I so desperately craved. I expect to be able to pull my foreskin over the edge of my glan by early 2018! Thank you Fidget Spinner. Thanks to you and the support of the spinning community I would have never made it this far
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Rare fembot here AMA
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can you stop making shit threads thanks
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how's it feel knowing you're an attention whore
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>>37768011
It feels good desu thanks for the (you)
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Why is Chad allowed to do gay shit like this but whenever I do something its just creepy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3eIcVaXlyk
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anon that dude is 100% gay
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Halo Effect
Attractive people literally can do no wrong
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>>37768029
I didn't do research was listening to music and it was in my recommended. I don't know he could be a Chad.
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Hey come joing our comfy discord, no normies or bullies.
3cGa78
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>>37767930
Discord is really quite comfy
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>discord
>no normies
Way to contradict yourself, nigger.
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>>37767930
EVERYDAY I'M DISCORDIN'