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Who here is obviously very mentally ill and never been to a doctor, sometimes I just squirm in bed and scream because of how unhappy I am
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Hillary no!
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>>37770468
I don't wanna seek help because they'll put me on pills and keep me in a rubber room.
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>>37770493
That's not what they do anon.

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Now that it's all died down, what's your verdict r9k?

Personally, I still think she's guilty, the only evidence she provided was one receipt from 12 noon showing she spent a total of 30 dollars or something in the apparent 24 hours she was at this "casino"

although that could be my hate women bias talking
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>>37770459
Guys are white knighting, roasties seem to mostly agree she was on a drug/sex binge. So likely she was fucking around and taking drugs.
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>>37770459
Well if she only started with 30$ and had enough to play for HOURS you'd think people would take notice of that bad ass poker player. Females tend to have an edge in poker that guys will probably let them win so it really isn't as crazy as it sounds.
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>>37770459
>posting irrevelant drama

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>Be me
>Come from upper middle class family
>Have to go to Brighton on train
>Try to convince my parents to get a taxi
>Apparently to expensive so have to get train with common normies
>Buy first class ticket with own money
>Train arrives on time for once
>Haven't ridden on train for years
>Look for first class carriage
>Can't find it
>Too robot to ask conductor where the carriage is
>I honestly thought all trains had a first class carriage
>Have to sit in economy seating
>It's hot and smelly
>Chavs everywhere
>Brought my 3DS but don't play it.
>Scared people will laugh so just listen to music on phone
>No internet, cant listen to touhou music so listen to same old 3 songs on repeat
>Couple stops later a couple get on and sit right in front of me
>One of them pulls out some wine
>Really cheap shit, can still see Asda label on it
>Then she pulls out plastic wine glass
>I'm sitting there thinking what the fuck are they doing
>Then she pulls out a fucking baguette with filling
>They toast and start sharing the baguette
>Having a fucking picnic on the train
>What the fUuUuUck
>Honestly feel like a jew on the train to auschwitz

Why the fuck can't I just sit on my own in a nice first class both

WHY DO I HAVE TO SHARE A SMELLY SWEAT BOX WITH A BUNCH OF NORMIES????
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>>37770404
You three could've had a PARTY ROCK instead
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>>37770424
Whats with ypu, man? Ypu wont force a meme into existence
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>>37770448
You can if you shuffle

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>find the qt 3.14 of your dreams
>you are in love with her and so is she
>your friend says
>oh I remember her, kinkiest bitch I've ever met, she blew me and my bro at once at a party in front of everybody that night

What do?
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>>37770380
Bang her, then move on and find another girl?
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>>37770380
Clearly you can't bring her to any parties with those two. Or really anywhere.
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>>37770380
I've already seen Chasing Amy thank you

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how do i get good at Civ 5?

I have watched so many videos and have 69 hours played but im still so fucking shit at this game and i only play on level 4. I always seem to think im doing good and at like turn 100 i look at the demographics and im doing poorly every time.

Any anons good at civ 5?
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>>37770364
Uhhhh yeah I'm ok, only like 400 hours tho. A lot of it is understanding which options are good at the different points in the game.
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>never let your workers do shit on their own
>manage your citizens

Small things matter especially in the beginning.
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>>37770364
make sure you select what tiles a city is working. The game can be pretty good at it but sometimes it will auto work the most stupid shit.
and also what >>37770431 said workers are retards. Once you've upgraded the tiles you have/want to upgrade, just delete the worker. they are just costing money at that point and by the time you actually need them again you should be earning a good amount of gold so just buy one

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Enjoy your two day "break", slavies...
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I wish I had more money
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Thanks Anon.
oreganoujzhtgrfedswedrftgzuiop
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>>37770363
This gives the word "Slavic" a new meaning.

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Waggie just got paid and i got 30 on steam to spare. Hopefully it helps your weekend a lil my dudes.

First to roll 44 gets 10$ of it first

don't forget your steamid :)

It gets better bots it gets better.
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In the mean time let's talk about how everything could be fixed with one simple thing. Couldn't it? We just choose not to. Correct?

Agreed.
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can't even give money any to bots nowadays.
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>>37770359
I don't want to post my steam id tho

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Mumkey Jones is the personification of a pseudo robot.
He pretends to be depressed and suicidal to feel special and edgy.
Even though he:
>has a girlfriend
>has a youtube channel with over 23000 subs
>actually talks and acts in his videos
>makes money online
>has friends

He also is an ironic weeb.
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Was Mumkey Jones always a parody of Naked Ape? Naked Ape just came out with a giant tirade against the evils of women and I don't know whose trolling who anymore.
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>>37770381
they both have similar voices.
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>>37770381

Naked ape is a faggot, what does he know about women?

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How should i revise for my math exam
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practice. practice.practice.practice.

that's what my professors told me. they're not wrong
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do the same papers over and over
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First theory then do some practice

Should I buy caffeine powder (Guarana seed extract) and pure L-Theanine (Not extract, but pure white poowder), and experiment with not sleeping for prolonged periods of time?

I genuinly believe you can consistently skip every other night if you administer these 2 properly, as a combination removes almost all signs of sleep deprevation.

I would like to see how long I can stretch it.
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>>37770324
That sounds like a really bad idea anon...
Are you the anon that was posting people with animal heads/masks earlier too?
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>>37770338
Potentially so, yes.
I can do every other night just fine, but I want to experiment and see if I can reduce the effects of doing it, as on the second day I am more easily distracted.
Would be cool to potentially do a 64 hours awake per 8 hours of sleep cycle however.
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>>37770324
Do it and post results
You magnifiscant bastard

I don't know what to do today. Please help me to decide on an occupation.
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Please help and respond.
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Get a gym membership and start spending 1 hour 5 days a week there. Sign up today. No excuses.
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>>37770298
PARTY ROCKER

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>be outside enjoying the sunrise
>wagecuck neighbor cannot get back to sleep
>he comes outside to enjoy the sunrise
>make some small talk
>after the sunrise, start playing this song: https://youtube.com/watch?v=-WfDYssJMqs
>wagecuck: "OH SHIT I GOT SOME CLEANING TO DO!"
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>>37770292
What is even the point of this post
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hahaha fucking wagies

when will they learn
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why is the NEET life the best life?

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Who here is diagnosed with schizophrenia? What does it do and how did you know you had it?
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Probably me. There is no difference between you and your environment.
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not diagnosed as of yet, but official documentation is coming down the pipeline

i take medication for hallucinations. but i had no idea they were hallucinations. i was convinced, suffering delusions, that there were bad men after me to hurt me or kill me. i hid out at my moms house and then totally imagined they had found me, so i woke my mom up and told her not to call the cops, that i am going to have my ass kicked but please don't call the cops

i stood outside, and a group of rough looking guys started showing up and made a loose circle around me, and i stood there, alone and barefoot from 3am until the sun came out at 6:30, expecting these guys to jump me and kill me

i ended up imagining that they all ran off for some reason and i somehow "knew" they were going to give me a "pat-pat" which i also somehow "knew" meant they were going to stab me to death

called 911, hiding in my moms room hallucinating that two of the guys after me were breaking into the house, and the police arrived and took me to get evaluated and medicated

hallucinating is fucking crazy. sometimes I can understand that it's not real, and other times there is no doubt in my mind that what I'm seeing / hearing / feeling is completely real, and i react as if it's just occuring for real
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>>37770312
Did the meds fix the issues?

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What are some of the absolute best anime series of all time?
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>>37770211
Koi Kaze
Kodomo no Jikan
Hanamaru Youchien
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It's a normie answer but I really like Madoka. As a robot the concept of a never ending loop of pain and failure really resonates. I never watched past the original series so if they fucked that theme up I'm not aware.
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Code Geass
Steins;Gate
They are kinda normy but still the best

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Any robots tried to use the internet to learn a new language with any luck?

I am not talking about the people when pretend to speak Japanese after watching the cartoons, I mean can anyone have a conversation in another language they learnt simply through the internet?

I am really bored and wondering if I should bother. I hear mixed things about this.

>any tips?
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i've used a couple sites/apps to learn spanish amigo.
it's definitely an improvement and I can generally read and write spanish (guessing words I don't know) but speaking is completely different.
you're not gonna get fluent from the internet but it's still better than nothing.
eso sentamiento cuando no novia.
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>>37770171
Really you should get a book on it and then do 3 hours every day for 3 months and you will be pretty fluent by the end.
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>>37770542
Have you tried using websites to talk to natives speakers?

There are tons of resources for this out there, and everyone wants to talk to westerners, especially younger people.

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