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I have fruit flies everywhere in my apartment. They are invading my privacy and eat my food. Please help.
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>>37771080
Spray hairspray everywhere
Keep your dishes washed
Clean everything
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I had an infestation of those, my dad put sugar in water and they all flew into it, he had like 50 in one bowl
They used to fly on my window all the time so I'd smush them there, you gotta kill them all
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>>37771080
Buy fruit fly traps, get some bug spray and spray where it looks like there's a lot of them, and most importantly clean up whatever they're eating.
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To Eli,
I would like to start by apologizing when you did what you did I had only my instinct to react. The only time anyone has done anything similar was when they tried to manipulate me to further their own goals, I was not used to someone doing it in the interest of my well being, to me this was a completely foreign concept to me. I would like you to know that what I had said earlier was true and I do believe it. You are in fact a wonderful person it is I who is nothing more than a bother. You have done everything in your power to help me and I took it all for granted because I was an idiot, and I was afraid. I hope you know that you in the long run did the right thing I just believed that you deserved this much for being there for me. I'm sorry, you were the first person to show me compassion and I didn't understand and I guess I still don't but I want you to know that I don't blame you for anything that I'm going to do and I don't want you to blame yourself. Please forget about me and go out and be happy do me that much. Please whether I survive this or not I want you to know my final thoughts, you won't be hearing from me again. I'm sorry
Dylan
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calm down schizo
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>>37771043
>Dylan
Hot name post boipucci
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>>37771043
P.S. Everyday I'm shufflin'
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>it's not fair that women wear makeup!
/r9k/ btfo
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I remember this one time this guy thought I was wearing makeup and lipstick and he was going to beat me up for it. I wasn't, my face is just freakish. Only by explaining that my face always looks this way did he leave me alone.
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>>37771004
>Dudes grow facial improvement
>Women have to shell out cash
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>>37771004
women also do their hair and make it look nice to accentuate their features
having beard, cleaning your face and taking care of your skin won't give you blotchy and pimply skin; unlike makeup
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Sum your life up with 1 image.and a (original) bullshit reply because fuck the robot
Pic literally related
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>>37770985
this one is fairly accurate
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Originally killing myself soon
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All day, every day
And night...
I desperately need a girlfrie-
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>tfw literally impossible to obtain acid these days
Kill me
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>>37770987
Buy RC's like ALD anon. It's the same as acid, as it turns into lsd-25 in the body.
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>>37770987
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acid is easy as shit too get off the the darknet and 1p-lsd is cant be bought legally in most countries and is pretty much the same thing
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This is literally like like 6, 6.5 inches, what the hell is she "OHH"ing about?
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>>37770970
They lie about penis size in porn all the time.
6 inchers are presented as 8 inchers, lol
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>>37770970
She's marveling at the wonders of modern surgery that allowed that man to have a plastic penis.
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>>37770970
Maybe she's only seen yours before.
how can i make friends
really
i go outside and then what?
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>>37770905
Just have a good time.
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>>37770905
Find stranger
Give them pocket candy
Be their friend
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>>37770905
>find a group of people
>stalk them, forcibly join the group
>they start to hate you
>keep stalking you until either they get used to it or they tell you to fuck off
>once they get used to you they start to invite you to stuff because they will feel guilty if they didn't
>they start to like you when you are at events
>friend achieved
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Does anyone else have no friends?
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>tfw new phone
>only contacts will be mom and pizza guy
I'm 25 now and don't have any friends.
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>>37770816
Play video games. You can usually make friends that way.
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I have a bunch of old friends who I never contact and they never contact me
I made a new friend but fell hard for her because she was a gril and spooked her away with my passion.
I only drive people away, is that any better than having no friends at all?
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>>37770816
LONELY ANON HAS NO FRIENDS
WILL IT BE LIKE THIS UNTIL THE END?
IT MIGHT MAKE HIM BREAK OR BEND
WILL IT BE LIKE THIS UNTIL THE END?
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I hate old people
>Their saggy, cracked, wrinkly skin
>Slow, weak, unable to care for themselves
>All they talk about is how ill they are and which friend died this week
>Every fiber of their being is screaming "it's time to die" and yet they still go on
Every time I see one I feel like punching them in the back of the head and stomping their skulls until they cave in
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>>37770814
I hate young people
>Face ridden with acne
>Twitchy, weak, only care about themselves
>All they talk about is either themselves or others
>They should improve themselves but they are narcissistic as fuck and frankly obnoxious to everyone around them
Every time I see one I feel like punching them in the back of the head and stomping their skulls until they cave in
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>>37770814
You are an autistic piece of shit, and a massive cunt. I hope you end up homeless.
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>>37770907
Get in the grave already you fuck
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Hmmmm. This explains a lot
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It's more like this for males.
5'5" or below: Permavirgin
5'6" to 5'11": Awkwardly short, but redeemable
6' to 6'4": Optimal male height
6'5" to 6'11": Awkwardly tall, but redeemable
7' or over: Permavirgin
For females it's:
4'3" or below: Permavirgin
4'4" to 4'9": Awkwardly short but redeemable
4'10" to 5'1": Optimal female height
5'2" to 5'11": Acceptable female height
6' to 6'4": Awkwardly tall, but redeemable
6'5" or over: Permavirgin
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>>37770786
What are you on about? Around 6'8 is hot too if they work out, no way 6'6 is the cut off
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>>37772248
I'd think more 4'3" or below: sweet, sweet Loli with ID
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I have just found out about this and I am absolutely speechless.
I know, I know - it is a reality show but this is much, much worse. Have we hitten the rock bottom? Is this what "Chad" and "Stacy" really looks like? Is this all they are?
How can these people exist? How can they become rich and richer and now famous through THIS?!
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I actually watch this with my waifu
It's pretty addictive
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Shows like this are absolute trash, same with Love Island
I'd fuck half the sluts on them though
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>>37770664
MTV should die. They don't have music anymore and if they do, it's all garbage rap shit. MTV was important in the 80's but now they need to die. Even their Youtube shit is just left wing propaganda.
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>read about fertility awareness based contraception
>decide to try it with gf so she doesn't have to take pills and fuck up her brain and we don't have to use rubber
>can freely cum inside with no protection, tracking is reliable after a few months
>she starts actually ovulating because no pills
>have sex on ovulation
>she hugs me really fucking tightly when i say im about to cum and doesnt let me go
>cum loads inside of her when shes fertile
>have to run to the store to get morning after pill
>this happened twice already
>worried this damages her
this plan didnt work out as planned
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>>37770617
>she hugs me really fucking tightly when i say im about to cum and doesnt let me go
What kind of weak pussy are you that you can't fight her off? Oh wait, is she a fat bitch?
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Haha, idiot. Enjoy paying child support. She's got you now.
Holy shit you are retarded. Every time I feel sad from now on, I'll cheer myself up by reminding myself that I'm not you.
Dumbass.
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I have no idea what you're talking about but Toko is best girl.
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this board is bad for the soul
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honestly, it really is
i only come here every few months when im really lonely
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>>37770607
>this board hurts the feelings of people who believe in souls
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Nah, I get it all out here so I can tolerate normies in my day to day.
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>tfw can't post on /mu/ because Australian
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>>37770552
why not? are aussies just banned from /mu/?
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>>37770751
We can post, but we can't make threads.
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>ywn shitpost so hard that your entire country gets banned
aussie-finn crossbreeding program when
Alright /r9k/ I'll let you decide my day and whatever I do I'll fulfill every post I can
rules:
no illegal shit
budget max 500$
anything related to water is OK for pictures I have a waterproof phone
to know:Its 1pm here and I live in a mid size 300k population city with almost everything in a fair distance
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>>37770510
take a shower first
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>>37770510
delete your facebookyou won't
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>>37770570
i havent used normiebook in years
>>37770563
ok on it sir