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1st for never going to beat mental illness

>>37772381
2nd for going to beat mental illness and become a better person

delayed 1st for grenfell residents

RIP

>>37772260
Asians are the true robots. The most important thing about being a man is having masculine features and genetics. We asians have none.

>>37772276
originally agree
>t. koreagook, most beta race of all east asians

>>37772316
At least koreans are chill, not as pathetic as chinese. Their women are trashy, their men are pathetic and insecure, their country looks shite.

zodiac managed to get away with it too, but maybe was a cop, who knows

complaining about cops is the most niggery thing possible.

>>37772188
you seem to be extremely confused about the difference of murder and lawful killings/self defense

Facebook is depressing, filled with normies and non-anonymous. I hate it.

memes and obscure internet culture died years ago.
thanks normies

>>37772065
Newfags have been ruining shit nonstop since September of 1993.
You move on.

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>>37772024
I have a few. Even though you're probably not who you claim to be.

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dibby dabby doobie

>>37772024
>rare pepes
>praise kekistan
I know you're b8ing, but the niggers that genuinely do this shit are some of the most annoying newfags there are.

Why the fuck are you here?

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>>37772031
because im socially retarded, no one likes me, and I fit in with what a lot of what people say here.

Have you had sex?

What is the sexiest situation you were ever in?

What kind of guys do you fantasize about most?

Why am I responding to your attention whoring?

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>>37771997

Tell her about us, tell her about the Beta Uprising.

>>37771997
I compulsively lie a lot, but don't lie to your therapist., it doesnt help, and if you do you're just wasting money

>>37771997
definitely be 100% honest. what's the worst that could happen?

>>37771900
Do you have the abs? Do you have the social skills?

If you have social skills i can see you being a chad annon

>>37771900
no, but you are already a brad
how do you not realize this?

>>37771814
Post those nude photographs, hoe.

>>37771865
no n00ds she's classy

>>37771814
You have no proof she was even fucking a nigger. That's just your gay fantasy.

Asked out my oneitis after my friend pushed me every single day for a month

> send her incredibly cheesy text asking her out
> she doesn't answer for two days
> send funny follow up text making fun of the last one since in my mind it didn't matter anymore at this point
> she responds "ok why not"
> week later, take train to her home town where I coincidentally had went to school for a few years
> meet her on the central square, catch up a bit
> take her to this small vegan restaurant I know of because I know she wants to eat less meat
> meal is nice, talk for about two hours, no lulls in conversation
> pay for us after it's done
> she suggests getting a drink somewhere
> I'm literally over the moon at this point
> at the pub, talk about feelings, ambitions, deep shit
> make sure I don't mention any robot stuff like my constant suicide dreams or obsession with her
> she had originally said she'd head home by 11 but it's half past 12 now
> head outside
> try to arrange next date
> "yeah of course we could do something another time! But anon, just so you know, I'm not attracted to you, so I just hope you don't get any ideas that I didn't mean to give you..."
> mind goes blank
> murmur "thanks for your honesty"
> head home by foot
> don't talk to anyone for a week

This was half a year ago, first and last time I went out with a girl. I just wish there had been something, some indication it didn't go well, instead of getting a surprise at the end. I still see her almost everyday and she's really friendly but I can't be in a room with her alone because it's just to much..

>robot
>date
no

>>37772099
This.
No robot cant ask a girl on a date. If you can, then you're not a robot.

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>>37771802
>DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE
>FRICKING WEED MAN
>BLAZE UP KUSH LIT FAGGOTS
>SMOKE ERRYDAY
Neck yourself, degenerate.

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>>37771861
>calling someone degenerate while posting a hate symbol
K

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>>37771861
do you say the same thing in booze threads?

>>37771765
If you like making them then sure, go ahead
Work on the torso though, and the jawline should have a smoother change into the sides of the head

>>37771785
Update: I am a retard.

>>37771765
Would shoot up a store to transform into/ 10

>>37771706
hey source me :D

>>37771706
Because you touch yourself at nigjt

>>37771706
Because he is flaccid. His flaccid penis is still larger, in girth and length, than your erect penis id imagine.

We need more normalfags.

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>>37771707
Fuck off dude. We seriously need a normie purge. I am getting tired of normies ruining everything that was mine.

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>>37771673
All of the above apart from women,

I like coming here and posting positive things tho

>>37771656
Post steam!
original post i promise

Just unfriend them, ignore them, and move on with your life. They clearly don't care about you and the last thing you want to do is become a third wheel.

>>37771887
i can't. both of them browse r9k and if they find this they'll shit talk me, i dont need more negative attention than i already receive rn