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I guess you did good

>>37773289
>doesnt have small razors on bottoms of clamp like insane grandpappy did

Never gonna make it

>>37773289
lol it even shit itself

well 4chan isn't much better now that I think about it.
If I break rule people will report me asap and I'd get banned in 10 minutes cause you guys are a bunch of rulecucks.

>>37773285
I'm downvoting this thread this isnt an enjoyable thread good luck next time

>>37773285
>goes on reddit
Leave normalfag, this place is not for you. It shames me that I have to be the first person to say this.

>delet
wrong board faggot

>>37773277
If you cannot single handedly carry your team then you belong in the division you are in.

>>37773277
I was silver 2 back in season 5 without a boost. Then I somehow I constantly got bronze wtf?

>javascript
>AI
Whta the fuck dude

>>37773280

There are some things I hope explain themselves.

My political history is the same as everyone else's, "Do what's best for me". I never got into it too much because I was very focused on technology. I believed everyone could get along until I was forced to be honest about my own preferences. I believed that our intelligence could provide abundance, but I forgot that we do not have an abundance of what we want out of ourselves. There will always be the unwanted.

Concerning Jews: Yes, people acquire power. They have done this.
Concerning Faggotry: Disadvantageous.
Concerning God: The single idea itself that self-generates a framework for becoming one.
Concerning Hitler: He understood that you can't better a system by being its most upstanding citizen.

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Hey, anon.
Heard you like mudkipz
;)

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>>37773261
Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg... and my arm... even my fingers. The body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our past.

This post...is original

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do you really think you can escape us? we will always find you, there will never be a safe space for people like you, because we rule this world. you can reeee all you want, but in the end we will be victorious, always. resistance is futile.

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discordfaggotry detected

stop this pantomime please
instead of posting memes on discord you should post more threads on r9k, to kick the normies out
you're just contributing to the death of the board guys desu

Should of avoided socializing in school and college being the class clown in order to get good grades and have good job then socialize.

Society has it wrong though, fuck sake. not me.

>>37773256
He'd be pretty stoked that I get to play vidya all day

>>37773297
Should have learned how to speel two

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Why'd you fuck the dog...?

You knew the guilt wouldn't go away

>>37773226
I blame you for my problems

>>37773246
I'm sorry anon, I was just feeling shitty

I'll stop hurting you, I swear

>>37773258
Shit is this how abusive relationships start

>>37773215
Post a pic

originally

Spend the whole time on your phone, go on 4chan the whole time, post pics

>>37773215
Just go ahead and leave.

It is, but I would suggest watching videos, trying out on a parents car in a parking lot etc. Get A LOT of practice before taking a test, or hell even buying lessons.

>>37773249
yes i need practice but the problem is i don't know anybody who can let me try with his car

>>37773214
"Adam you can drive?"

>no, bu pretty good in Euro Truck Simulator

"let's try"

>this shit even easier than the simulator.

"drive me to the city tomorrow"

>it just takes 2 days for me

Try to learn one with them

do you make art at a professional level? :-)

>>37773156
>four hours
They're musicians, have them smoke you up, then jack it in the shitter !!!!

>>37773055
Money.
Plus I'd get way more bored if I had nothing to do all day every day

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>>37773055
How do NEETs not get bored shitposting 16+ hours a day

>>37773072
yeah but how do you cope the tedium of all those hours of work?

I can only imagine that the first 2 hours early in the morning when you arrive at the office are somehow interesting, but the rest of the freaking day, how do you keep your mental sanity while doing your repetitive labour?

>>37772995
You can get cut at any age, you to realize that, right?

>>37772995
there is no problem with being uncut, it's even better than being cut

>>37772995
>>will never lose my virginity since I am uncut

ha ha ha stupid goy the joke's on you, I'm Jewish cut and I lose virginity everytime I want

>>37772980
Grab my pistol from behind and shoot the intruder.

>>37772980
>pull out the katana that i keep under my pillow
>teleport
>buttfuck him instead
heh nothing personnel kid

mhh enage my faggot in denial and make sucky sucky

Im down to fuck an older lady

That depends on where you live sweetie.

>>37772947
does the boy have to be attractive?

pls respond btw

>>37772896
It would certainly help, but don't buy it to reel in roasties. Buy it for yourself.

Having a car could increase your chances of getting laid. It would make it easier to drive to a girl's place for sex.