What is the one thing you feel is holding you back from getting a girlfriend?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13215020
Please answer honestly.
I think if we come together as one, maybe we can sort out what our problem is and work on fixing it.
>>37776617
I look anorexic and I'm pale as fuck
come on guys, we need more votes to get a general consensus
I picked small social circle because I never leave my room.
>tfw my only friend was a girl I knew online
>tfw she got sick of me and left
Anyone else have no friends?
All the friends i've ever had (most of them online) had gotten tired of me and left too. That's Why I love dogs. Their loyalty is unmatched, and love you forever, no matter what.
>>37776653
My landlord wouldn't let me have a dog sadly
No friends here reporting in
The idea of friends is alien to me now
>meet girl at party
>connect with her like I've never connected to anyone before and since
>talk for days, weeks
>her phone breaks
>no contact for weeks
>get over it after a few days
>get drunk and start to miss her again
I came so close, I guess im destined to be a lonely robot after all
Post similar stories to make me feel better
Had the same situation too anon we talked for a long time but after a while she got tired of me so I decided to send a message she left me on seen
>>37777873
Fuck man
Tho she might be at a party I'm going to some time next month so there's a chance
I've gotten drunk again but I'm not at the emotional stage yet
I hope she hasn't moved on from me
The thing is when I met her it was her first time doing E so she was proper attached to me so I hope that left on impact on her, so that she wouldn't forget our connection
Fuck after typing that I'm feeling that
You've probably forgotten about this thread but I need to let it all out somewhere
It's really taken a toll on me
Here's a funny pic to apologize for my essay
>>37778710
I hope everything works out well for you anon. ' :)
>she's a thighlet
Is there a worse existence?
>>37776586
what the fuck is a thighlet?
I got your thighs op
>>37776615
>being a brainlet
>>37776615
a girl with twiggy thighs, and no there is no worse thing.
Saturday night indoors drinking alone and pensively staring at a noose edition
>>37776569
Are you ok, m8? wana tal kto somone
What are you drinking lads?
I have two bottle of Bucks Fizz and three orange Bulmbers.
1ST FOR IT'S A BIT WARM ISN'T IT LADS AYY
Show me who your waifus are and tell me why you like them.
Pic related.
>>37776528
Our personalities are almost parallel, and her actions are very similar to the actions I would take if I were in her situation.She also becomes the "bad guy" and I have sweet side for villains
not anime, but i like her very much desu
>>37776528
My precious wife (male) Felix is precious.
I'll greentext our story:
>Be me
>A year ago
>Everything is going wrong and life is falling apart
>Be suicidal as fuck
>Planning suicide
>Was watching Re zero at the time even if it was shit because I had nothing else to do
>Episode 12 airs
>Felix appears
>Holy_shit.png
>"Yes. He's a knight, Felix Argyle."
>"Despite appareances he's male."
>WAIT WHA-
>Guess I'm gay now
>Days pass
>Each day my love grows more
>"I can't die yet."
>Throw away my plan to kill myself
>Get motivated to get my shit together
>Manage to fix my life thanks to him
And that's why my only love is and will always be Felix.
Lots of normies complain about having big noses, but can having a small nose be bad too? I have a nose which is small and upturned, it looks girly
>>37776522
>tfw nose is so oily that it peels regularly
>>37776522
>tfw nose has lots of hair inside and outside
if you are a guy and have a babyface its gonna really hurt you when you reach your 20's
grow beard over it
How do I meet a guy like pic related but is educated and nice?
if someone like anthony joshua were educated and nice he wouldnt be doing the exact opposite of those things
>>37776561
He's making millions as a professional boxer, anon.
>>37776579
Yeah but he's still a nigger and therefore is inferior.
37777777 is upon us
>>37777777
orggigigiggnagle
Seven sevens... now THAT is a get.
>>37776703
Get get get get got got got got
Or i
How do I convince my only friend not to kill himself without being selfish?
>>37776483
Join him.
asdfsd
>>37776483
I might actually, but I wont tell him im gonna do it too because I don't wanna guilt him into life. I really wanna make him wanna live again but theres nothing I can do hes on the other side of the fucking world and hes given me 8 days
>>37776483
It's cliche, but things can get better.
He has to consider if there is any possibility he might be able to improve his situation and live a happy or at least contented life.
Very rarely would it be completely impossible - he's clearly not totally alien since he's managed to befriend someone.
I'm developing eye lines like Itachi Uchiha. Do you have eyebags?
>>37776461
I bet you also have a weird feeling in your neck lately right?
Check your thyroid before you get tumors senpai.
>>37776461
>I'm developing eye lines like Itachi Uchiha.
This is the single most autistic sentence I've read on 4chan this week
>>37776461
stop posting yourself you neanderthal
this one was nice >>37734104
we should do it again
>inb4 go to /mu/
mu metal threads suck no music discussion only memes
it looks like nobody cares to bad i'll try another day
I really like Sabaton lately.
>>37776395
I met these guys back in 2007 or so. Got their autographs, drank some beers and they gave me a copy of Ithyphallic. I never really got in to them that much though.
>it's okay anon I won't tell anyone
What do you do?
>>37776327
She'd be hot if she wasn't missing her balls..
literally looks like a sack of roast...
>>37776327
laugh at that scrotum, I mean heckkk
wtf is wrong with it
>>37776327
IT'S ONLY GAY IF THE BALLS ARE TOUCHING
It's that time again. Big tits thread.
Post your favorite big pair, talk about or post coworkers, friend's, classmates, family with big tits. Share experiences or fantasies.
Check out this girl that has big breasts, bitch!
Check that bitch that has big boobies!!! LOL
why have big when you can have the biggest?
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WE NEED TO FIND THEM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>37776278
I'm too lazy to watch youtube videos explain in tl:dr form
>>37776303
TL;DR its a chanfag attempting to get laid then decides to go beta forever. its just 7 mins.
>>37776303
also the chanfag masturbates to anime and does get cucked by a spic. he then tries getting a job and does succeed but then he gets another gf and wants to give her a 500 dollar watch but then she turn him down cause shes a gold digging slut. then he goes mgtow