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You see me, you quake and shiver, I have returned in order to answer your pathetic questions robots, speak slowly to me for you only have one chance to hear from me the true answer for I am the monolith
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Will OP stop being a catastrophically large faggot?
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This is the last week to ask, is she going to say yes?
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>>37777429
Eat a dick, tis be original
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Would you date/accept as a gf a girl with cerebral palsy?
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Yeah but I bet it would be weird to have sex with someone with it
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>>37777344
>mfw I have a minor helper syndrome so she would be a perfect gf
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Do her legs work?
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For all "child free" anons, what is your plan for the future when you are old and alone?
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>>37777340
Obvious answer is obviously not obvious.
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>>37777340
The same a it is now, I don't think having a kid who'll rarely visit me would change much
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Unless your kids wind up becoming worthless NEETs you'll be alone regardless of whether you've had kids or not.
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What's the deal with white normies coming to /r9k/? They need to go to one of the normies boards like /b/, /v/ or /co/. If you're a white normie please be considerate and just go.
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good thread OP
keep those white devils out
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this isn't even triggering or entertaining
it's not even bothersome
this is like if some retard going around calling women retarded or smth
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we wuz /r9k/ n shiet
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How can you look at this and not get depressed? We can't compete with these standards
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when I look at this, I don't get depressed.
I would rather not have anything to do with such a trashy person
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>>37777143
ah shed take any cock she could get.
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>>37777143
nice tramp stamp
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My kinda crazy eccentric girlfriend bought me pic related and wants me to wear it for as long as she deems. She also plans to keep the key. She says that it turns her on that I won't get to pleasure myself when i want and she will have full power over my sexual release. I can kinda see her dominance fetish reasoning, but I'm kinda scared to put it on and give her the key... what should I do?
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>>37777106
try fuck her while wearing it
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If you ask me, those are cuck tools. I don't like the idea of having your girl have complete control over you like that.
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>>37777106
Why would you want a chick to be dominant? You lose all your power as a man. But if you've already done submissive shit it's too late, may as well do it.
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We probably laughed at this when we were younger... 2017-06-17 06:35:52 Post No.37777103
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We probably laughed at this when we were younger...
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... now it's becoming a reality.
>be virgins till we're old
>get some woman who has been riding chads dicks and is 'used up'
>possibly be stuck with stepson/daughter
>feel like a cuck for life
Anybody else feel like this? Am I alone?
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>>37777103
I'm near 40 and would advise you to rethink this.
Women won't suddenly want you when you're an old loser like I.
By 40 women have already been remarried to some guy who's taking care of their wife's sons, it's too late even for that.
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>>37777103
Yeah I laughed at this movie to when I was young. Now I hate it with a passion because it mirrors my life.
Although I've never had a gf before like the guy in this movie has.
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>>37777262
I know that women won't come to a 40 year old dude, I meant it as in, we're virgins forever, lad. At least I might make enough money soon to get a prostitute.
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>"Breed your mare Anon! Give me a mixed baby!"
What do you do?
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fuck my horse and go adopt a mulatto baby
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>>37777097
I don't like fat girls sorry
give me a skinny black girl
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How is our baby going to be mixed when we're both black?
oh my god are you blind
poor thing
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>tfw fuck my slavie friend's wife while he's at work taking orders from Dr. Nosenberg
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>>37777073
amazing pepe and great post my friend ilovyou
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>>37778564
Thank you. I've spent my entire life in preparation for this moment.
In summation, wagecucks BTFO.
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>>37777073
New blanket, NEETie?
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You're going to find love. It will happen for you. Your pain is changing you, day by day. I know it's slow. I know life hurts all the time. You are meant for more than this.
You are in a time of change. Don't be afraid. You will not be in pain forever. The world needs your strength. Your life is an invaluable contribution to the welfare of humanity. Your heart is beautiful. The human family needs you. The younger generation needs you. You have so much to give. Please don't stop loving. Don't stop growing. We need you. You are loved.
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I found love but I ruined it due to alcoholism
Which in turn just made me more of an alcoholic
Love was not meant for some of us
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>tfw have seen these posts so many times that they've lost all effect
>they're becoming more of an annoyance
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none of what you said is true and super mario sunshine is a mediocre game
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>tfw start fantasizing about femboys sexually abusing me
What can I do to stop this?
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>>37776921
whoa whoa whoa
slow the fuck down OP
You mean to tell me that "girl" in the picture is actually a guy and that's why the guys face is pure horror?
Is because he's going to get raped?
This is amazing truly amazing
femdom is alright but this is a gift from god.
or i'm just a massive faggot.
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>>37776965
>You mean to tell me that "girl" in the picture is actually a guy and that's why the guys face is pure horror? Is because he's going to get raped?
Yes.
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>>37776965
You are most certainly a massive faggot.
Haven't showered in 4 weeks. Also i hate showering but my skin is itchy now.
What do lads ?
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Bubble bath?
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Why do you hate showering, anon? Don't you like the feeling of the water on your head?
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>>37777000
Nice quads & trips anon.
It just seems like a loss of time. Actually when u shower, my skin becomes more itchy
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Share your whistling skills, robots
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YMGsbhcmAM
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>>37776771
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1L4W7t7Azn3
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DZqwgqhzhm
Enjoy my skillful rendition of Flight of The Bumblebees
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>Dude just eat more lmao
Fuck you, you don't understand how difficult that is for us skellies
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>be skelly with a bit of a fat belly
>get a job
>heavy physical work
>lose a bit of weight, fat belly gone
>still eat not a lot, 1-2 small burgers/sandwiches fill me up at work
my boss and co-workers keep pointing out how skinny i am and assume i'm gonna get gains from this job
haha
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>>37776803
>be skelly with a bit of a fat belly
>get a job
>heavy physical work
this is great advice for the robot fatties out there
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>be fat
>eat cake
>gain 5lbs
lmao even the cake itself isn't 5lbs
Chad can wake up in the morning, his hair's a mess, he stinks. But it's okay because he looks cute lol. And he doesn't "stink". That's just him emitting pheromones. You're all just jealous because he's better at life than you are.
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>>37776666
Wow satan, trips AND quads?
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>>37776666
I wish I looked like this person even though I am white
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>>37776666
uh ok OP forginially