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>>37778601
And the other files

>>37778601
Screenshots ....orgigg

>>37778617
Beasts

Do it now

Tell your parents about it you dumb cucky.
Also hug your sister and tell her you love her.

>>37778603
Not that simple, sister has Borderline personality
and mother doesn't have courage to do anything about it.

>>37778682
She's gone either way. Stop contacting her, tell the police about her suicidal thoughts, and let your parents know

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jokes on you getting cucked is my fetish

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>you count macros and strive to be nutritious
>She eats Chads cum, and its viscous

>tfw you're reading the ego and its own and your oneitis probably has sex with male friends on the regular

>>37778499
I'm just shitposting my life away here and have nothing better to do, so yeah. A Skype group sounds good.

>>37778551
Likewise anon, please add oxenshire, first result.

>>37778499
>Would anyone be interested in a male only, 4chan originated Skype group with actual worthwhile daily discussion? We're approaching the year anniversary and a few new faces would be nice.

Not skype no
skype is garbage

Stopped when I was about 13/14ish after I got a laptop for christmas. No interest in tv after that.

>>37778490
i still watch it but only because of adult swim

>>37778721
you can catch that shit online
plus you don't have to watch shitty dubs

I took LSD and it made me so spiritual I no longer want gf

So its possible, yes

You should just take them to be sure.

It cures depression surely?

>>37778412
Forget my name and I'll forget it too

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>>37778412
>cum pillow found mom
I don't think she'll make it out of this one lads.

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>I found my cum pillow
It's been so long, Anons.

>>37778391

>Drove by slow, but didn't stop

Congrats. You just gave them an ego boost, since they probably think you pulled in there just to check them out.

Made them feel good about themselves! best revenge

>>37778441
I pointed at them and laughed, they did not get an ego boost lol

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>he drives a 50K Mercedes
You're not a robot so just get the fuck off my board.

>>37778256
i'm essentially the same way, but replace vidya with hyper-degenerate music listening.

it's cool though. we're definitely not human anymore, but luckily for us there are plenty of us subhumans lingering around the underground, both men and women. i recently met a girl who is completely ruined beyond redemption by irony and self-hatred, so it works perfectly; regardless of how many layers of irony i jump to, she can keep up, and continue the spiral of madness.

just don't worry about it at all. being human is completely overrated.

Me too mate, don't worry. Everything will end up fine.

>>37779143
>i recently met a girl
Post discarded. Yet another normslime who thinks being different from his peers makes him a robot

>No dude! Girls totally pee from their butt wtf is wrong with you!
what was i thinking

>>37778234
I really want to insert my penis into Stacy.

>tfw don't even remember my childhood memories
i'm a true robot

>>37778184
love biscut hammer
have you read spirit circle? Same author and i liked it more

>>37778205
Just got that biscuit hammer today. Gonna read the beginning of it online tomorrow.

honestly really bad except for Monster

get some Berserk, Vagabond, Parasyte, Death Note, Vinland Saga, Ashita no Joe, Slam Dunk

Manga is really expensive and takes up a lot of space so it's only worth collecting the top 1% series with the best art, don't waste your time collecting trash

idk that just seemed incredibly retarded and not at all funny
you must just be good looking

>>37778164
>asian girl
no he must just have white skin

>>37778185
I'm actually Mexican and I'm no better looking then the average user on here

6'2

200

19

contentisntlowfuckingfascistcomputer

>5'3"
>~150 lbs
>21

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Are you guys satisfied with your weights?

You might have to look up the definition of "cute"

>>37778089

No. I can't twerk.

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>>37778089
Twinks are scum of the earth

I think you're conflating childhood ignorance with autism. I think it's to be expected to discover masturbation in a preposterous and convoluted way if it isn't properly taught to you.

>>37778048
How did you know touching you penis would produce the fap sound effect with such little information in the picture

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>thought girls peed out their asses
>thought dick was fleshy ice cream cone
>never washed bed sheets ever
>dried up plastered jizz pond the size of queen sized comforter on underside of sheets
>parents made me throw it away