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>tfw no slutty cosplayer fwb

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>>37780624
>we couldn't save her

Story of OP's pic? Only thing I can find is https://warosu.org/cgl/thread/9348942

moms like all women are whores who only want dick

>>37780601
You should probably get in a disguise and date your own mother to prevent her from dating no one else

>sitcom idea laddies

>>37780981
>puts on fake moustache and fedora
>ma'am ;)

>>37780462
I've caught some. But I'm not a fan, catfish are the muslims of fish and bluegills are the niggers.

>>37780487
>implying there's something wrong with rounding up muslims and niggers and boiling them

>>37780462
Make it $15 OP.

>>37780386
bumperonii

I feel bad for him

Who trolls him?

>>37780386
gogogoggogo gadget gooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>37780363
i struggle with this a lot anon i put in a lot of self effort to work on myself and it has gotten my nowhere so far. i wounder if it was even worth it to begin with in all honesty these days

>>37780363
So you can honestly tell yourself that you did everything you can. There is a certain peace to knowing you tried your best weather it works out or not.

>>37780415
I especially hate it when you see cunts thinking they're giving advice by saying "just work on yourself" or "love yourself", I've already tried, and then you just get told to be "patient" by the same people

Nah he had a smaller one

but his one wasn't erect :^)

>>37780331
>Have you ever taken a bath with another boy? Did he have a bigger willy than you?

n-no but it would be fun to sit on top of a boy while he holds me against him with his thing against my butthole

>>37780391
>with his thing against my butthole
gay

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>>37780319
>he doesn't have rich parents that pay for his college
>in 2k+17
top kek mate

In the same boat here brobo.

I'll probably have to postpone ANOTHER YEAR and work for those Deadliest Catch guys if I ever want to get out of my parents' house.

Hahaha you have lots of debt faggot, have fun paying it off hahaha

>>37780307
Is there such a point?

>>37780307
id say 10 inch for the avg woman and 13 for the avg faggot

>>37780323
Would a qt grill be willing to have sex with something that would be mostly pain instead of pleasure?

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>>37780284
You not being able to remember what happened is really worrying, it's a symptom of brain damage. You might want to stop smoking the devils lettuce before you become a vegetable.

Pussy can't handle his weed, I remember when my tolerance was that low

>>37780284
>die if i keep smoking
Whatever anon, i smoke for fun and happiness.
Sounds like youre not the kind of person to do drugs.

>>37780273
>Should I get a massage today lads?
>I have nothing better to do and I could use the relaxation
Massage me pls

>>37780273
Do it.

Unoriginally.

>>37780273
>mom recommended a place that her and all her friends go to
>bodies a little fucked so good massages feels better than sex and make life bearable
>expected a legit shop but its just a thing she does outside her home
>entire time is gushing about her first male customer and the son of a client no less
>is actually really good
>awkward boner entire time though
>constantly comments on how i must be "enjoying" my massage
>entire leg massage i'm 99% sure she's purposefully rubbing my junk "on accident"
>ending is a hot towel on my face and relax while she's supposed to rub off the oil according to her
>not 30 seconds after i'm blind from a boiling towel i getting an unwarranted happy ending
>just kind of try and focus on not existing or tensing up and ruining the massage i just got
>switches gear to a blowjob
>tells me I don't even have to pay for it
>says consider it a favor to my mother for being a long time customer
>not sure if she means that my mother set this up or that she's just showing appreciation
>tells me it'll only cost me her regular fee just keep coming back and tell my friends
>cheapest massage i've found, nearby, and does non-sex happy endings for $20
I'd just do it and hope you get lucky.

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>>37780270
This is Life on Impossible Mode.

>>37780270
>tried working at Jack in the Crack
>Everything is going good so far, I just clean and work the register
>Start expecting me to cook during rush hour. >Haven't been trained to cook.
Shit was so stressful I quit.

>>37780270
> have not told you the starting pay ?
dude the average minimum wage in the united states is now 8.75

>>37780173
2GB are not comfy at all. you'd barely do anything with those anymore now

>>37780221
my goals is not to do anything intesive just browse 4chan and play really old 90's pc games i still have on my CD might upgrade the Ram later though

>>37780173
Just finished watching Terrace House, took the rest of codeine I had, I'm happy I didn't buy cocaine, I'm home alone and listening to Riff Raff
Pretty /comfy/

>my cousins have a mother who's 5'1"
>one of them is 7'2", the other is 6'11"
opinion discarded

>>37780123
some tallfag is going to have a short girl/tiny ego/pedo fetish, therefore short girls will always exist.

the smaller the female, the more manly the tallfag feels.

>>37780547
I'm not even tall (5'10) but I love short girls. It's true, a 4'11 qt sweet latina with a phat booty is infinitely better than a 5'8 Stacy.

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>>37780102
It honestly amazes me how pathetic these threads are. Filled with those who're too bitter to change anything in their lives so they place blame onto others. Like seriously? What a bunch of losers.

>>37780102
>requests fresh content
>posts pic everyones seen
get fucked

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>>37780138
>These threads are pathetic
>Says the guy on /r9k/ all day roleplaying has a cartoon character

I rarely come to /r9k/ anymore but every time I do I see you posting your autstic drivel, you're on the same league as op. Get over yourself.

>>37779976
It looks better than vaginas.

>>37779976
their glorious scent

>>37779976
evolution made our brains appreciate it