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>>37781089
Pigface? Again?

What's actually wrong with you? Joke stopped being funny a little while ago.

>>37781089
Honestly I like her.

I feel like she could maximize her potential by getting into body building. That's the kind of body that looks amazing with lots of squats, deadlifts, etc.

I saw a YouTube video where some thicker girl was at a female pull up contest. She was bigger than all the other girls managing one or three, and she cranked out like 10, because under the layer of chubb there was a ton of muscle. I love that look for girls. Lot of muscle. Layer of fat.

Soft + Powerful.

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>>37781089
looks like pic related
heighten your standards faggot

>>37780992
Not much at all, unless I nofap for over a week or two and then I can get a more porn style load goin

>>37780992
How can I make it shoot like that? Mine just oozes out.

>>37780992
Christ, that's more cum in one wank than I've wanked in my entire life. Alpha as fuck.

>>37780958
Throw a big party and put up flyers in facebook.

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Invest the money in the stock market

Disregard women

>>37781028
I live with my mom and I don't have a facebook

>>37781007
what killed the ship's crew at the end of Jurassic Park II.

>>37781030
Idk, what? I've never seen the movie.

>>37781039
Velociraptors.

>>37780832
of whom? I see two people

good god
Have some self respect, even if you are a fucking nigger you still don't deserve to be treated this way. No male should ever date land whales.

it's always the fatest, ugliest women

Take theirs

>>37780813
Hej m8, nice swedish pepe.
>friends are bullying me
Well, first of all, if they bully you, they ain't your friends.
> what should i do? take my life?
that's stupid. try to ignore their shits at first. if you can't just make them clear that you hate that they call out your autism. If they are your friends, they'll understand it. If they keep bullying you, then act alpha and make them bite the dust.

>>37780813

We're getting cuckad broder. Hjaelp! Do something about Swedish Cuckpolitics.

How now, brown cow?
*gets slapped*

>>37780917
excellent reddit post.
have an upboat.

>>37780797
I have a massive lactation fetish.

So drink it all.

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yeah, one of the "coolest" things to me is getting drunk and playing doom. pantera + slayer in background

>>37780760
glad you can still enjoy runescape. way too much grinding for me, no games are that fun anymore :(

>still listen to the same music I used to listen to while grinding in runescape to give myself flashbacks

>>37780748
fucking ear rape quality

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Who else /ambient/ here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFFae6hqmqg

>>37780794
Nah that's just the style of the composer.
His latest album is full of songs like that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FU34aIUQqGM

Are you stupid? Not fapping will only increase your libido

>>37780715
I went 3 weeks without fapping had no urge then said fuck it its not like I'll go back to fapping more than 2 times a day again I still regret it. I fap everyday at least twice.

>>37780715
I haven't fapped for a week now, don't feen any different

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>>37780714
>>only two factors that matter when it comes to having a happy life are wealth and physical attractiveness

Maybe for you, pleb

>>37780773
What else matters? I'd love to know.

>>37780773
>>37780887
>no reply
Exactly. You fucking putz.

>inb4 just kill me senpai

Send it to Tyrone telling him I got dope and to come over because my car's dead

>>37780703
>implying any of my friends are that reliable

Also, I've been copypasting this paragraph for maximum normie trolling:

This whole "Austin Jones Is A Pedophile" situation is a picture perfect example of normie hypocrisy. You remember how normies fully endorse spanking children as a means of punishment? Austin could have spanked his 14 year old daughter's bare buttcheeks for a half hour straight and the normies would all say "good on you, I got spankings as a kid, it raises discipline! Glad you put your hands on that girl's bare ass!" But instead, he asked a 14 year old girl to send a photo of her same bare buttcheeks, and now he's spending thirty years in prison for it, with countless normies spouting "put a bullet in his brain! Enjoy the prison rape! Hope you get beaten to death!" It's insanity.

>>37780690
you make this fucking thread every single day can you kill yourself already jesus fucking CHRIST

>>37780709
If you find a better example of a Chad ruining his life, I'll delete this thread and repost your example if you'd prefer that.

>>37780681
get fucked you disgusting neckbeard :)

Hahaha now you look like a faggot hahaha

>>37780681
this recent trend of testosterone lacking men keeping their disgusting shitty beards as a last ditch effort to show their age is really fucking gross

just fucking shave it's not hard

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dumb cicadaposter

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you didn't honestly think i'd let this brilliant thread die, did you?