BacoIod
>BURUNDANGA
why are fat ugly women so unpleasant
>talking to a coworker about whether obese female coworker will be on time
>turns out she is already there claims she said hi to me but I didn't hear anything
>she says "you have no mind and gets all pissy"
OH EUPHORIA, OUR GODDESS YOU ARE
TAKE THE BURDEN AWAY TO LIVE IN THIS HELL
EUPHORIA, SWEET LIES THAT YOU ARE
LET THE TIME FADE AWAY, JUST MEMORIES STAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSPSFM-AYpM
How do people end up this autistic?
Fuck that was cringy
>college dorm
>3am
>the room just beside of my is having intense sex
>there live a faggot, but he is right now with a curly godness
>mfw I am listening a lot of sounds.. that sounds
>and I am here, with null capacity of having any women into my bed
>>39272287
just hire a fucking escort anon holy shit
>>39272376
This is not really the intention..
After all, to make a escort pass a entire night with me to fool the other guys will be a small fortune.
>>39272395
Hire a passable shemale escort
crush talks to other guys but not me
Is it true that most women take physical abuse as a sign of love from their significant other?
From what I have read, it's more like they think that they did something. They get this delusional idea that the guy is good underneath it and he'll change if she shows him love.
>>39272275
thanks now if i ever get in a relationship i am going to see if i can get away with beating her
>>39272256
No idea. My wife actually becomes paranoid if i dont hit her, not straight up abuse but mild to light, she thinks she did something wrong or etc. To keep her happy i have to "playfully" beat her up or bully her or she gets paranoid and depressed.
Im fully aware this is not normal and if anyone saw our relationship through a window theyd probably call the police.
>start class in 9 hours
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>39272236
Hahahaha unicuck. Enjoy not having a job!
get drunk and stay up all night
How do normalfags play these stupid games? I think I'll kill myself this year
How do I stop wanting to fuck every girl I meet and a horny nerd?
Dumb hoe actually bought the premade commander decks instead of building her own
wew that gook is a whole new level of self-hate
It's another episode of cry uncontrollably in bed instead of doing things you said you would do to hopefully improve your life. In this episode, anon cries because he's demoralized by the long path ahead of him in order to become /fit/, he's terrified of starting his fourth and still friendless/relationshipless year of college where he doesn't think he can handle the workload due to his destroyed mental state, and a new friendship with a cute robot boy is leading to a severe case of a broken heart. Can anon survive until the next episode or will we finally see him take the plummet into that river that's been on his mind for so long? Tune in to see.
I just discovered that Steve Harvey was involved in amateur porn in the early 90s. What can I do with this information?
>be anon
>be into blacked because it's the filthiest shit a white girl can do
>have a taste for amateur wife videos from the early 90s
>notice something in one of my favorites that I hadn't noticed before and rewind
>the guy sticks his face into the shot for just a few seconds on accident and it's not removed
>it's totally Steve Harvey
>it's 200% Steve Harvey involved in an amateur porn in a hotel room
What does /r9k/ think about this moriginal movie.
>Release date: September 8, 2017
it's okay.
>pressured into work and college
>unhappy with both
>see no future in what im majoring in
>no desires to change
Should I just say fuck it and join the army?
Yeah sure I was at college today. The mass of normalfags made me sick. Maybe you'll die right away in the military.
Join the air Force or navy so you have better job aspects when you leave. Just do 4 years and reap the benefits.
>Free college
>Better access to mortgage loans
>Life long friends
>Possibility of dying in a war and remembered as a hero/patriot
>General respect from people around it
If you are in decent shape, or can get in shape do it. Also, dont be a brainlet. You gotta do good on the ASVAB for a chance of any of this
>>39272131
>tfw can't even join the army because of "suicidal tendencies"
fuck me lol
>using data at work to avoid browsing 4chan through workplace WiFi
Who else /wicked smaht/ and /paranoid/ here?
>turn on private browsing on my phone
>look up repulsive porn
>erase history just to be sure
/FBI cant touch this/
>>39272085
>junior it admin
>watching everyone's traffic because I am autistic
>can't open anything because 60% of non work related traffic is senior exec sending nudes overwifi.
>afraid to get caught looking at their dicks
>know I will get fired before seniors with 6 figure salary and 8 inch sucks
Boomers are the devil.
I just want one of them to call me into their office. And let the fantasy become reality.
>>39272085
>he doesn't just ssh tunnel his traffic to his home from work
Do ugly fags like pretty much everyone around here stand a chance in life?any faggot that comes up with the "just start lifting, bro" chadvice abstain from posting
>>39272031
just kill yourself bro and try to be original about it.
>>39272031
Just start lifting bro desu
>>39272031
You can get a good career if you work hard enough and look in the right places (cough healthcare cough). A place of your own, taking control of your health, maybe a nice pet....these are things within our reach