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>>37786942

>Tranquilize the great ape
>Call the zoo

catch fade, senpai

Sprint away, obviously.

>>37786921
>gay threads are chill and full of cute, nice people
HAHAHAHA yeah sure

>>37786934
Aside from the saturday evening /pol/ afterschool shitposting clique, I mean.

>>37786934
He's right anon I have the same experience

/r9k/ is the best gay/trap board on this site

>>37786916
this dude has saved me, and all he does is say stuff we shouldve already known

Look, cleaning your room is important but it has very little to do with getting a gf. If you were just hot as fuck you could live in a house that could be on hoarders and still get laid.

>don't clean my room
>have a girlfriend

Get fucked

>>37786909
Yall are both weird

>>37786909
Not a friend, your her backup plan in case it goes wrong with Future Chad.

We live in an age of beta cucked males. When will you fucks learn.

>>37786909
BIG O TIDDIES

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aaaaanddd sage

>>37786785
No, being for the things that help support the abomination is being a cuck
Go back to /pol/ you faggot

>>37786823
>thinks is edgy for using "sage"

Foudd the newfag

>tfw a gorilla chad fires you from your shitty job and fucks your gf

because nothing that matters in modern society can be solved with brute strength

you long for a world of swinging on vines and pounding dirt

>>37786715
>swinging on vines
Impossible, vines grow out of the ground and cannot support the weight of a human, much less an orangutan like OP.

Get over it or die a virgin. This is the world we live in now.

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>"Im really into music and LOVE to read! God and family before anything"
meanwhile....

These "How can I love a girl when..." threads are getting really gay.

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there's no better taste than skinny anon.

>>37786594
Do it and show us your cute belly.

Eat a carrot instead

The short dopamine rush of flavour isn't worth the guilt, and what's more the self loathing of looking in the mirror and seeing a
Fat.
Ugly.
Fuck.

scientology because it's like a video game with clear point system and obvious quest system advancement

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>>37786579
>>37786601
Germanic paganism

The Aztec religion.

Because we don't have human sacrifice any more, in a day or two the sun would die of thirst and wouldn't rise any more.

NORMIE GENOCIDE BABY

>>37786541
>worked as much as I could to save up money to get the hell out after I got my drivers license
>bought a used car that wasn't too beat up and even still use today
>once I got enough money I went to a 2 year school for a trade
>now living on my own with a good job making decent money for a 20 something out of school
>also no debt which is bretty noice
The way I looked at things was that if I had to deal with bullshit I might as well have dealt with it while being paid. Was going to join the army but they turned me down because (and I shit you not) I tended to get eczema as a kid.

When she's about to hit you. You hit her.
Simple as that. Show your dominance.
No mercy.
It's kill or be killed.

>>37786620
Then she would get half the family to beat me to death if I tried that.

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>At a bathroom on campus
>Basement floor so no windows
>Someone else taking a dump in the stall
>On the way out, shout "FAGGOT!" and turn the lights off

Take that you fucking loser.

>>37786731
fucking bully :(

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>go to local Wallmart
>have to shit
>shit on the aisle floor
>gtfo

fuckin normies have to clean my shit

No. It's >Tfw no gf.

>>37786492
yes probably. just look at how hot those feet look.

>>37786492
why the fuck this bitchs feet orange.

>>37786430
>be me 7
> annoying grill lives next door always comes over and disturbs my autism sessions
> one day I poured a bucket of piss on her
> mom finds out thinks it is water
> I say no "It peepee juice

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>>37786430
I once ate some starbursts a friend offered me during a playdate. Later his mom called my mom because they had apparently belonged to his sister, and he was trying to take me down with him.
I denied ever eating them

>>37786527
I hate fucking scum like you. The Justice system needs to be fixed.

>tfw midwife and get to

It's not a job for everyone.

There's not really any good stuff. Women go to a gynecologist because there's something wrong down there so you'll just end up with a lot of nightmares.

>>37786455
Not really. Once you are sexually active or past the age of 21, they will want to see you yearly just for checkups.

I am a virgin fembot (24) but have been a few times. They just want to make sure everything is working properly.

> tfw no cutie jew GF

FeelsBadMan

>>37786392
why the hell would you want one, jew bitches are nasty and degenerate as fuck

Kill yourself nigger
Ooga booga dindu nuffin
Pop caps, watermelon