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Only the dead.exe

My bros friends are trying to hype me up as this ultra nerd genius because im always on my laptop

Im literally playing world of warcraft all day after work

I miss my old wage job

HELP

>>37787324
Use this as a chance to become an entrepreneur and make some mad bank anon

>>37787447
It was my dream but I always assumed I would magically gain superpowers one day.

My NEET skills are useless here.

>>37787259
Remember back in January we're all like "this is the year of the gf"...it's now June, do you have that gf yet?

>>37787295
Yup. Best year of my life so far.

>>37787295
Yes I actually do now, going good so far.

>>37787254
sounds amazing, but not much will change

in the past 50 years the only thing that's noticeably changed are computers and nothing else

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>>37787254
>death clock says I'll probably die in 2071

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>>37787254
Everything is pretty cyberpunk already, can't wait to see how crazy shit is by then.

show them you are good with children, show them wealth

put on a helmet and pretend to be lost

>>37787202
I am a poor man and I do not like children

anything else

>>37787186
You're a failed normie. I can rest assured knowing I'll NEVER get a gf. Been rejected over 30 times and live as a hiki. My autism is pretty bad (go to behavioural therapist for selective mutism) and have been admitted into a psychiatric ward twice for manic depression. I'm 5'1 and ugly. Had abusive dad. I'm fucked. Women abhor me. If you're capable of geting a gf you're a normie.

>>37787248
man fucking wish i could hug ya man no homo, i know the feels of having an abusive dad, got beat down my entire life then watched him die and felt no remorse at all

>>37787186
Robot:
Has never had a girlfriend, and has had 0-3 friends in lifetime.
Cyborg:
Has/ has had a girlfriend within the last 3 months. Has 1-3in real life friends currently

>>37787153
Did ur dad fuck ur aunt
Your mom got cucked by her own sister, lol
fuckng based

>>37787478
That's how I understand it, they didn't go to some clinic or anything. I guess for both me and my sister he banged my "aunt".

>>37787153
Do you feel this way because she isn't your biological mother or because you were lied to?
It doesn't change the circumstances or that she's loving and supportive to you, something most of us didn't get growing up. Why not accept it as it is?

>>37787152
>seemed pretty resolute about not wanting to be alive
>had the courage to carry out the plans he devised
>checked out at the right time

He's alright in my book

>>37787152
Loser faggot who was angry his parents and colleagues hated his gay children's cartoon.

one thing i always admire is how natural white kids making picking up a gun and killing people with it. its something niggers can't quite pull off.

>>37787120
Why would you do that
Why dude

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Hallo?

I need fren

>>37787148
I thought it would make her go away but now she superpissed

She's irrelevent now

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SKAnon here. Please stop posting my future wife.

>>37787136

She's getting worse, not better. She's probably gonna OD on Fent.

>highly debatable sensationalism developed by alexander the great and pals
tfw half-persian

You didn't specify "legally", so don't be so sure.

idk, the US is about to have a guerilla civil war between the two most brutal ideologies in human history. scaphism and other horrific forms of torture and execution could make a comeback

> that kid who drew swastikas everywhere

>>37787089
>>37787397
>that kid that drew an upside down flaming cross on his desk who would've gotten suspended if they found out he did it

>that kid who regularly masterbated im the bathroom

>that kid who the teachers always hated

>that kid who got a blowjob from another guy in the locker room

fuck skub

hey whats up man hows it going how was ur day

>>37787077
Smoking a joint 3 times a day the way people drink coffee three times a day is perfectly fine.

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>>37787061
They are gay, there's no reason to debate against that. Just realize that you are a homosexual even though there's nothing wrong with that you'll still try to deny being one

>>37787098
Being a homosexual means I'm going to hell. Sorry can't allow it.

>>37787098
You're full of shit bro, we will make Christian gay mariage a reality all around the world, uniting two manly men in the name of god. :)

>>37787003
>implying he willingly put child porn on his computer
he probably had a cached thumbnail of a 16 year old's tits from scrolling through /b/ or something
child pornography charges are hardly ever for gigabytes of 6 year old pussy except for the most extreme cases, they're usually bullshit tacked on to any other computer crime where they get to scan your hard drive

>>37787161
nah look at him and his pedosmile

He for sure had terabytes of cheese pizza stacked to the ceiling

>in canada it is illegal to take photos in public
fucking leafs

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>>37786987
You can't and you need to accept that.

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Learn something new every day, no matter what it may be.

>>37786987
you should start reading more. eventually try to start reading one book a day. After that find some people to talk to about the books your reading. write down your ideas, your thoughts will become clearer. It's a slow process, but you'll be rewarded 10-20 years down the line.

i wish you luck op