>make a spelling mistake in thread
>close tab
>>37788489
in my experience, no one cares if you make a spelling mistake
>make spelling mistake/typo/grammar error
>don't even care anymore
>>37788489
>upload the wrong reaction pic
>wait for deletion
>someone has already replied to me with "wtf"
>close tab
Shrooms tells me r9k is a game and the robot its coming after you and for you all to run or else its going to catch you and delete you into nothingness and silence you forever into the deep depths of null
I don't believe you prove it weirdo
>>37788481
Shrooms are usually more profound than that for me.
>>37788602
i didnt do enough
who else here /panic attack/
>>37788454
>have panic attacks
>gets real hard to breathe and feels like I'm choking, sometimes vomit if I can't get the stress to fuck off
>gets more manageable with some anti-anxiety meds
>have a hard time even going to the store without freaking out
>friend wants to pick something up at the store
>oh god why.jpg
>don't bitch out and end up going along
>tfw managed to keep my cool and not visibly die
Hqving one right now
Have a "double date" tomorrow
I pretended to be alpha with a girl because i was following some dumb normie slut advice and now i have this date tomorrow and i just know i will become a Spaguetti-nuclear fission autism explosive
I recently stopped being a fucking KV, what is wrong with me
Oh god
>>37788560
I'm terrified about the idea of losing my e-gf of a few months, so I guess I know a similar feel to you
Went on a tinder date with a bald chick AMA
why don't you gb2reddit
>>37788568
i shan't
doesn't any1 care aboot bald gurls
>>37788619
why don't you ask me question for once huh? I sit here all day and no one asks me what I think. It's not all about you and your stupid egghead gf
ate half a large pizza hut pizza and cheesy bread
on my second beer
feeling fat and apathetic while simulataneously wanting to change
felt this exact way yesterday
tfw used to be skelly but now I gots a belly
How can you not feel like a piece of shit after eating too much pizza? tfw every time I eat three slices
>>37788484
hmmmm idk...I don't feel agonizing pain or anything just bloated and being drunk doesn't help lol
>>37788439
I wish I had pizza, all there was in my shitty house was powdered waffle mix.
I'm on my second beer with some rum, though. I know the skelly-->belly feel all too well. Bicycling and the occasional lifting helps a bit, along with trying to drink (water or juice) when I feel hungry instead of eat, when possible.
Is it possible for me to turn this around robros? I weigh in at about 252 pounds, i am a little over 6'0 and already know I have a decent face. It's just this body I have that is really killing my confidence. How do I lose weight and make my body better, and most of all LOSE THE MAN TITS!!
Sorry for the upside down pic, hopefully this one won't be upside down, pic related is my body. Help guys. How do I lose man tits?
Please help me guys.
Original pain.
Lebron is 250 pounds, why aren't you shaped like him?
Opinions on SadBois. I'm liking the asthedic
>>37788400
you're really fucking late dude
shit's been dead for years
>>37788451
whats the popular meme rap now?
>>37788451
nah, its just transmogrified into lil peep and xxxtentacleporn and shit
Robots please join me. Only if you have autism. Discord
TjJFdEX
I scored a 29 out of 50. Pls join friends.
Get the fuck in here.
Take the test here
https://psychology-tools.com/autism-spectrum-quotient/
do you mean autism or fake 4chan autism
Chinese Keith here.
Ask me anything!
>>37788358
Oh mighty Shai-hulud
Keeper of balance
Bless the Maker and His water
Bless the coming and going of Him
May His passage cleanse the world
fedayeen
>>37788358
How many times have you lost willy wars?
>not even any girth
Wouldn't play willy wars with
PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD GOOD TIME
>>37788340
How long will you last before giving up on your meme hmm
>>37788340
PARTY NEETS ARE IN THE HOUSE TONlGHT
I'M A LOT LIKE YOU SO PLEASE
HELLO, I'M HERE, I'M WAITING
I THINK I'D BE GOOD FOR YOU
AND YOU'D BE GOOD FOR ME
>One chance at life
>Not born in the comfy countryside
Away from the toasties.
Away from the worry.
Not living in a box.
Just living the simple life.
>>37788319
If you lived in the countryside you'd either be doing the same wagecuckery as everyone else plus a 1 or 2 hour commute, or you'd be helping on a farm, which would be the opposite of comfy for anyone within the demographic of people that browse /r9k/
>>37788372
I love Harvest Moon and I think I'd love farming too.
>>37788319
>implying that being born in the countryside would have in away way changed who you are
Do you dream about her?
I call those nightmares
>>37788285
All the time, I wish I could get her out of my head already. She got a boyfriend a few months ago and since then ive cut communication. But I still think about her all the time. I wish I could stop.
Twice
She wore a white turtleneck at the first dream then at the second dream, she was wearing a red one.
>open snapchat to check on girl I like
>of course she posted a story, dumb normie bitch
>she's with 2 chads at some party or something
>meanwhile she refused to hang out with me like 5 times in a row
what a great way to end the day
>inb4 "she's getting railed right now while you're posting on r9k"
yeah, feels great man, now how do I move on from here?
>>37788283
>>meanwhile she refused to hang out with me like 5 times in a row
Your fault for persisting after the second rejection. How in the fuck is the message not clear by then?
>>37788283
Yes because everybody owes you everything since you're so great and why wouldn't they want to hang out with someone pestering them after they say no. The audacity.
>>37788283
move on from what exactly?
Can they ever be trusted?
>>37788253
You solve this scenario by having no friends.
>>37788253
Jesus fucking christ, women are absolutely fucked in the head. Now I see why anons always say that getting beat up in front of your girl is one of the worst things that can happen. She will literally stop respecting you and start having wet dreams over the guy who beat up her own boyfriend. What goes through a woman's mind to make such a drastic shift?
You mean redditors? Obviously not. Every person who has hurt me in my life has turned out to be an active redditor. Next person I meet who admits to be a filthy redditor is going to get pushed down a flight of stairs
awe shit wwhat it do robots!??!
She responded
Old thread
>>37782553
How 2 salvage this??
how about "No of course not really, haha"
>>37788244
I want to smear my cum all over that soft, pretty face of yours. Tell me, how many dicks have you sucked? I want to hear about every last one of them in full detail.
So who cums over who's place?
>>37788294>>37788294
>>So who cums over who's place?
what did you mean by this??