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>>37790290
>having that image saved
>making this thread

you're the biggest faggot on this board at this present moment

Ban milk cat

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Mods actually enforce rules

Rape and incest were my first fetishes for some reason when I was like 13. I have never been raped or molested either.
Everytime i jerked I'd feel so terrible but in time it numbed down, especially now since feeling anything is hard in general.

I think I like incest because deep inside I like the emotional connection part, since I have always been deprived of it

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>>37790385
Yeah me too. Like I want to fuck a mommy figure because it gives me sexual pleasure while at the same time it is with a caring, loving mother

>>37790385
me too rly

i cope w urges by finding partners that are interested in it . rn internet bf is 15 yrs older than me and i tell him i want him to be my dad and it's the weirdest, strongest connection i've ever had w anyone

>>37790251
>follow Jesus
>he never gives me a gf

Christcucks gtfo my mongolian throat singing board

how do I find him in me

>>37790203

Is that Rukia?

Generally I'd say it's the large eyes, the small and simple noses, the equally small and simple mouths (any odd character with actual lips immediately gets far uglier) and the flawless one tone skin.

>>37790203
Idealized simple shapes.
Also the japanese have had a strong cultural output for 300 + years, they are good at art

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>>37790727
>they are good at art

does your name start with an s

origelly

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>>37790191

DON'T NEED TO WORRY IF YOU'RE SHUFFLIN', SHUFFLIN', SHUFFLIN'

>>37790191
>getting invited to a party
>>>/soc/

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>get out of the shower
>feel soap in my ear
>always forget

>always masturbated in shower before moving out

>get hard in shower and feel the need every time even if not horny

There's a prank video on YouTube where people are showering outside of the beach and someone keeps sneaking behind them and putting more shampoo in their hair so that they think the shampoo isn't washing out. You might like it.

>>37790173
Where do you think you are? Literally everybody on this board would a horny Chad.

>>37790173
>Chad
>below 9' inches of cock

pick one

>>37790173
no
but anal play literally changed my life try it robots, i-i swear it's not gay

>>37790145
Is there a reason why you wrote this post? Sincere question.

>>37790260
i need to vent
such a long fucking life

>>37790315
Is there anything else you want to say? Is there a reason why you still hang on?

>>37790138

how do they make the story last for feature length

seems like it would be pretty quick, either the shark gets in the cage or it doesn't. obviously you wouldn't want to leave the cage until your air was almost out anyway, so that part of your plan is fixed.

I remember some other shark movie about chads and stacies where also only a stacy survived.

>>37790214

that's most horror movies man

>>37790133
> money

No

>>37790175
I've known rich kids that were into the fedora thing.

>money clips
are you from the 90's?

>>37790129
I am true to myself, and no one likes me still.

I wasn't true to myself, but now that I am I have friends and a girlfriend (female).

>>37790129
I don't know who my true self is

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It looks bad on purpose, like that fat thinning-haired Wojak with the same face.

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this is appropriate
oregano

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>>37790115
I've got a whole collection of these, all different versions of the same picture.

>>37790067
teacup

ASMRAurette

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ASMR Rooms

Comfy stuff for pretty much anytime, especially sleeping.

Its not so bad it makes me look like a dad my only issue is that i cant grow my hair long anymore because it looks like shit

>>37790062
Fuck off normie. I started thinning at EIGHTEEN.

>>37790325

mine started at 15

>tfw over before it even began

short term, i want to see solid holograms


medium term, i want to see robots that are passable for people, and marry one to piss a lot of people off, even though im sort of obliviois


long term, i'd like to be able to get on a rocket and leave earth, this planet is boring

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>>37790038
I wish i knew. Maybe i'm just a coward.

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>>37790038
>vidya
>seeing my few friends, even though I see them so incredibly rarely now
>eating my favorite foods
>going to the bar and enjoying an ice cold beer in a chilled mug
>smoking pot
>getting comfy
>since I'm only 21 and have about 9 years lefr to have fun, I'm holding out the hope that maybe, someday, possibly I will find a qt, as unlikely as it may be
There's a lot things anon, as little as each of them are, they keep me going.