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>scene on tv that is embarrassing for character
>get extremely uncomfortable and anxious thinking about it
>put fingers in ears and hum so I don't hear the scene and can avoid a panic attack
Am I autistic?
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As an aspie, you got something worse then autism.
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>>37794124
I can get very uncomfortable too. I do similar things. Am I qualified for neetbucks
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>>37794124
I tried watching Watamote once, it took me
an hour to get through one episode because I had to pause and take a break every time she spilled spaghetti.
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>tfw haven't gotten high in two weeks
Fuck anyone who says that weed isn't addictive. I can barely function without this stupid fucking plant. I wish i had never tried it.
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It's your autistic addictive personality
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>>37794081
Weed also lowers your testosterone, so you're turning into a faggot.
Good job you degenerate.
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Then quit. I used to smoke, but I stopped over 4 years ago and I've been totally clean ever since. Weed is addictive, but it's not as addictive as a lot of other drugs. I still get the urge to smoke weed every now and then, but it really doesn't happen that often.
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Who here wage cucked at mcdonalds? I might have to work there.
Did people look down at you?
Could you do the job without spilling your spaghetti?
How much despair should i expect?
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>>37794047
Who's making these pepes?
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I'm a grill department trainer.
I will be getting $12/hr next year and $1/hr raise every year until $16/hr and then somepossibly.
roughly 30 -45 hrs/wk.
job sucks
pays nice.
Ask me anything ribbit
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Make sure to make my fries extra crispy or I'll have a long talk with your manager, future wagecuck.
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You can only post in this thread if you are an only child. I'm personally glad I don't have any siblings. It makes my home life easier, but it did ruin my socialisation skills.
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Yeah about sums it up. I wish I had some sibling relationship though i am such a sperg.
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>>37794006
I had some " siblings" when my dad brought some woman home for a few years. It had its upsides, but since I've become such a useless beta I feel great that they're not around anymore
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>>37794006
>siblings help with social skills
where the fuck did you pull that meme from? my elder sister has been a roastie whore for nearly 10 years now. dumb bitch. she always acted like she was better than me, ever since we were little and now she wants my help because I've started working and she can't find a stable chad to give her money.
inb4 get sex for money
I wouldn't touch her disgusting ass. I even stopped jerking off to her.
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When the fuck did interracial porn become so popular? Even my co-workers know what BLACKED is....
I used to think it was black people fantasizing about being with white girls, but apparently it's white men who watch it most? Wtf
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Alt-right/cuck/lefty shill fuck off
Don't bump this thread robots
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>>37793994
>Oh hey John, how's your morning coffee?
>Allright Dave, black just like that guy I've seen in BLACKED video yesterday, haha
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Too bad blacked is going downhill fast.
They haven't had a good scene in a while and only get ugly as fuck girls.
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Okay fags, this is your call to wake up. This is your warning, maybe the only real one you will ever receive about the dangers of trap porn.
I've been straight all my fucking life. Never even had a thought of gay sex in my life, ever. Had a normal life, jerked off to straight porn from catalogues and downloaded pictures from dial-up back in the 2000's, everything was pretty much fine.
Then I discovered 4chan and r9k three years ago, and eventually, TRAPS.
Holy hell, those things were insane - I wasn't really attracted to them but hell, they still looked like women, right? Only that they had dicks instead of vaginas. Whatever I thought, different people like different things.
Then one night I got stoned and masturbated to my first trap porn. That is where it all went downhill.
Since your brain is like soil - once you plant the seed of thought in it, it is never lost, it can only grow further and further - I eventually started masturbating to more and more trap porn until I was more aroused by dicks than vaginas on a female body. That's when I first tried insertions - and had THE MOST AMAZING FUCKING ORGASM IVE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE.
Fast forward, eventually watching more and more extreme stuff while drunk or high, and trying more and more extreme insertions, nowdays I'm gay.
I'm totally gay.
I masturbate thinking about the cute singer from the local metalcore band. I can't cum if I don't stuff myself with at least 6 inches of something dick-sized in girth. I don't even want to have a girlfriend anymore. Why??? All because I was curious and fapped to trap porn one time.
THIS IS YOUR WARNING. STOP WATCHING TRAP PORN - IT ***WILL*** TURN YOU GAY, JUST LIKE IT DID TO ME.
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>>37793836
>Implying being gay is bad
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Stay in denial, faggot.
Also, traps are awesome to us because we can't relate to women at all, but we can with traps because benis :-D. Maybe if you go fuck a girl, you'll stop being a fag?
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>>37793836
thanks for the warning bro, I've been fapping to both for some time. I fapped to traps becasue I despise women and didn't want to fap to them
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i know there's /qa/ and /trash/...are there any others?
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>>37793831
>he doesn't know about the 3D loli board
lmao keep lurking newfag
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>>37793831
Maybe, i've seen to much shit already and i'm not going back to that life again
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bring U.L. Paper back to life
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Are converse sneakers autistic?
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>>37793785
I bought gray Chuck Taylor All-Stars recently. I assumed this type of sneaker was still in fashion, but I think most guys just wear Nike/Adidas(air jordans/yeezys) sneakers these days.
So you may or may not get a few inquisitive looks from passerbys.
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I really hope you faggots don't actually wear GARBAGE like converse or vans. That shit is literally highschooler-tier and this better be a bait thread.
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>>37793785
I only wear chuck taylor's for weightlifting.
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Who's a smoker here? What do you smoke?
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malboro menthol black 100s and weed.
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Rothmans Blue.
They taste like shit and burn slowly which saves me money.
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>>37793817
Aussie smoker? Why dont you roll my friend?
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Why haven't you just gotten buttfucked, anon?
No one will hurt you.
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Cause I wanna be doing the buttfucking
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>>37793722
>>37793733
KEK confirms. Gaysex is purest form of love.
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Because I'm straight and hate the idea of sticking something up my ass.
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Do you believe this filthy roastie?
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>>37793692
virgin doesn't mean she's never sucked cock.
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Nose ring makes me question it
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>>37793692
Yes, absolutely!!6
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Does the shape of a woman's labia matter to you?
What does the perfect pussy look like according to you?
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>>37793676
Huge labia is gross, and there is no perfect shape. Some simply look way more appealing than others. Anyone who says dicks look gross never had a good luck at some of the vaginas out there. Some of them are absolutely fucking disgusting, especially when they have odd colorations.
Funnily enough, by the reaction of a girl to such statements you can often gauge what her's looks like.
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You already know what the perfect pussy looks like. Everyone does unless they give in to delusions, such as Feminism. What you posted is objectively pretty close.
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>>37793676
The perfect pussy should look like a pussy not a roasted beef sandwich that's been left on the boiling ashpalt of the King's Highway 401 all day.
That's what an average womens cunt smells and looks like
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Have you ever thought about how you would keep a GF once you've gotten one?
I did and it's exactly as hard as I imagined it would be, if not harder.
>loser
>don't like myself
>don't really want to live
>that makes me a boring person
>being fun and charming is a chore, because i'm constantly reminded of the failure that i am
>being fun and charming and not a pathetic loser full of self-pity who is constantly complaining is what you have to be to keep your GF
I can feel her getting frustrated and liking me less and less, but I can't do anything about it and that is only making it worse. I don't know how to handle this.
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my gf will love me even if i dont entertain her every day. she will accept the dark parts of my personality. we will both improve our lives just by being together.
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>>37793515
>tfw sorted myself out
>lost weight
>lifting
>new haircut
>onitis is all over me at work
>just ignore her because even if we got into a relationship i wouldnt have a clue what im doing
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>>37793551
Is that normal? Because mine says similar things, but I just cannot see how that can be true. Not when I am like this.
Obviously I have not much experience in the GF department, but I assumed that you have to be constantly at your best and "entertaining". Especially if that's the only thing you have going for yourself and there are countless other potential partners for them to "replace" you with, that don't have such core problems.
>we will both improve our lives just by being together.
I also find it difficult, because it's a long distance relationship and we cannot be "together" right now. Everything I am doing is to get a chance to be close to her. But I feel like I will drive her away by being like this before I even get that chance.
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Who /impacted/ here?
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>>37793480
>Who /impacted/ here?
Right here. I need extract both lower wisdom teeth.
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I did and got infected after smoking. wouldn't advise, not even once.
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One month til they're gone.
Wish me luck.
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How do you fix wide hips?
I'm 6'3" 130 lbs and have wide hips. Or am I just fucked with this beta physique?
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>>37793457
Become a bear
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If you're older than 18 you are fucked
t. also wide hipped 21 yo
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>>37793457
become a trap
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