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>>37794380
I would nut in xer mouth

>>37794380
gimme the rundown ya cunt.

she seems nice desu

What kinda drugs? Psychs are great. Especially if you can get a good supply and microdose after you've experienced the spectrum. Makes life kinda bearable (Still have suicidal thoughts and existential thoughts) but it helps

>>37794496
I think heavier stuff, someone told me to start doing drugs because maybe I'll reevaluate my life

Don't. You won't want to kill yourself anymore, but it won't fix your problems either.

>>37794338
>>tfw power top born in a skinny short female body
It could be worse.

>>37794338
>caveman body
>literally 5'4"

what did evolution mean here

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>>37794338
>get hit on by power top twink
>the personality is right yet i'm taller by 90cm
>this just does not feel right, abort abort.
I feel so vapid and judgmental now.

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Aside from the cups from having Tea, i have my computer to the right, my two main displays attached to a stand. Another older monitor to the left with my ps3 behind

Lately I've had some old hot wheels cars to mess with sitting in front of my numpad, bought a model S to go with some of the classics from my childhood

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i have a few piss jars/mugs, 2 bin bags on the floor full of wank tissues and empty take out boxes and a shit load of dirty dishes

>>37794378
have you considered painting them? They would look a ton better

>>37794311
Is it gay to attracted to traps and trannies?
Is it a sin to marry them?

Actually, cont of this thread: >>37622352

FUCK OFF ALREADY, FOR FUCKS SAKE, YOU OBNOXIOUS FUCKING LARPER
GO BACK TO /POL/ AND PRETEND YOURE A CHIRSTIAN THERE WITH YOUR KEKSERVATIVE FRIENDS, FUCKING CUNT

I'm bored AND horribly hungover. I want to fucking kill myself and stab a knife in my head

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Do do push-ups,
Drink a glass of water,
Then take a nap anon preferably with a nice comfy documentary or some classical music on

Why don't you open a " wage cuck thread" and make fun of people who work and have interesting lives?

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>M gets suspicious, pissed at times as he notices that I'm hiding something; can't stop chatting with her because it was the first time I felt accepted for what I was.
>finally admit that we like each other and want to meet, despite M; be in full rose-tinted glasses mode, be thinking she's the only chance for happiness for pathetic guy like me.
>I go for half a year to another city for my internship, she starts university with all of the partying and drinking that goes with it; become anxious as I realise that she could get any guy she wants if she wanted to, with alcohol (and her lack of experience with it) possibly facilitating things; become paranoid due to non-existent self-esteem
>things go full emotional rollercoaster: she goes crazy because of the smallest things just to turn more lovey dovey than ever before the following day
>november 9th: trump gets memed into presidency; she ends everything due to it being "too much, too distancy, too complicated because of M"
>be completely broken having the feeling that I've lost the only chance for happiness in my life; still try to be "civil" and "stay friends" with her
>start going to the gym, start drinking, start trying to go to bars/clubs in the new city with the few new friends i found there in a futile attempt to reinvent myself and change SOMETHING
>a few months later she tells me how she found a bf, lost her v card with him and how amazing sex with him is; hurts as hell as we wanted to lose our virginities together back then; lose last bits of hope
>around this time M tried to visit her as a surprise to finally meet the girl that fucked with his head for such a long time (turns out she's been sending him "i love you"s the whole time); get unsurprisingly rejected; blames me for sabotaging them, wishes a painful death for me

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>be on my lowest low; start viewing the internship city as my personal vegas ("what happens in vegas..."); start watching PUA-seminars as a way to deal with this shit; too anxious to try out anything of it
>get a match with a cute gamer grill (let's call her S) on tinder; "fake it till you make it" to the max in regards of self-esteem; make out on first date, second base on the second, she rides me on the third one;
>confess to her that she was my first on the fourth date; apparently she thought it was sweet and she didnt understand how it took that long for me
>realise that J wasn't the only one in the universe capable of liking me, that it's possible that I'm not an absolute piece of trash i thought i was; become dangerously close to catching feels for S, but due to me having to move back to my university town the following day it would be quite unwise...
>march '17: be back in uni town, notice that M ignores me completely and my other roommate buddy only says the bare minimum
>i fucked up: J gone, S gone, fucked up the two best friendships of my life
>fast forward to today: another tinder ONS in an catholic female dorm, a failed friendship with benefits (she claimed she couldn't keep a cool head with me), and now i have a netflix'n'chill evening coming up with one grill, another one expects a fuckbuddy-relationship; with my two roommates hating my guts it wouldn't work out anyway as they would sabotage me as soon as they find an opportunity

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4/4

In the meantime i confessed everything i did to M. For one moment he showed some amount of understanding ("you were in love; the manipulative bitch played us both") but went back to despising me 5 minutes later. The atmosphere in our apartment is as toxic as ever. I feel as miserable as ever as I am truly a treacherous piece of shit who backstabbed his best friend for the possibility of getting some pussy. I would gladly turn back time to not accept J's first text. I would give anything to make it right again, but alas, it seems like i fucked up for good.

Now I'm apparently trying to drown this feel of worthlessness by catching up with everything i missed in the 24 pathetic years of my life.

What do we learn from this?
1: bros b4 hoes
2: bros b4 hoes
3: BROS B4 HOES DAMMIT
4: no, seriously, a good friend is worth a thousand times more that a grill
5: if you get dumped, if you are broken, if your heart is torn to shreds: use this frustration to build yourself up anew. Change something. Let the rage fuel you
6: "fake it till you make it" works
7: it IS a numbers game
8: women don't make you happy

Ask me anything

>gives me infinite amounts of money at (my) will
>gives me infinite amounts of love at (my) will
>gives me infinite amounts of sex at (my) will
>leaves me alone when I tell her and she doesn't get upset about it

>she is Anri Okita
only needed one line

>>37794283
you forgot
>can shapeshift into whatever form i want to fuck at any given moment

Wrestlers are chads no doubt. FANS of wretling, however, are huge faggots

>>37794461
^faggot asking for a stone cold stunner

>>37794461
>Wrestlers are chads no doubt
I don't know about that. Super famous ones yeah for the most part. But wrestling attracts some sincerely deranged people. Everyone has stories about the guy who wallpapered the inside of his car, or always kept a coin in his boot so he could 'Kick death in the face and he'd be contractually obligated to leave me the fuck alone' whatever that means of the guy who murdered his entire family before killing himself

t. deranged former smalltime wrestler

>>37794196
Im black btw
I wanna give that preppy white bitch the BBC!!

>>37794196
That seriously looks like Mormon underwear
>tfw no qt mormon gf

>>37794225
Shouldn't be too hard. They're all ultra liberal race traitor trying to get back at daddy for not giving them enough allowance out of the trust fund.

>>37794184
You're your dads failure, not your own.
Tell him to khs for producing such a worthless piece of shit you are.

>>37794574
I'm thinking of kmy rn.

>>37794184
Although your dad is a turbo alpha, he didn't teach you how to be a man and expected you to become one magically. Some people need direction in life, throw boiling water at your dad.

Hearing voices at night must be the scariest thing ever. I am sorry anon. Do you take meds for it?

>>37794201
I do. I don't hear things when I am on medication.
But the effect seems to be wearing off recently, so maybe I would need more drugs.

>>37794175
That sounds awful man, can you talk to them and they talk back, or do they just talk and ignore you?

>>37794150
What about JimJam's unusual journey?

>>37794150
cool, a status-whoring thread

le cat soup le XDD. i want to watch cartoons and not lose face with my SWPL friends, please tell me how to maintain my image with the persons whose presence is slowly driving me to suicide. i have to stay constantly soused on rum and xanny in order to function

Where's that logh or patalabor or five star stories my dude?

>>37794144
Sword art online said we would have VR MMOs by now.
Tech is too slow.

>>37794144
Hurry up and get your shit together man!

>>37794162
>SAO
hopefully 2020 won't be as garbage as that show

Tried it once, it's terrible. If it's cold you freeze your ass off, if it's hot you sweat and the entire bed becomes wet and sticky

>getting poop stains on your bed sheets
no thanks

>>37794158
>if it's hot you sweat and the entire bed becomes wet and sticky
So you sleep in pajamas with no blanket? But what do you snuggle up to?

in b4 "my gf"