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If you were rich and if you had a 12 inch dick would you fuck toasties?
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>>37796001
I'd fuck roasties!
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I'm broke with a 6 inch dick and I still fuck them idk what you're saying.
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>>37796051
this post kind of sums up the thread
what is the point of this thread?
would a yes or no answer even mean anything?
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How to convince my roommate he's gay 2017-06-18 03:03:01 Post No.37795828
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How to convince my roommate he's gay
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>be crossdressing gayfag
>go to college
>in dorm and get a male roommate
>he's good looking but kindof shy
>we become best friends
>constantly bitches about his lack of a gf and how he's a virgin
>dress up one night to hookup with a guy I met online
>guy's gained 100 pounds from the time he took the pic he sent me
>fuck off out of there
>get back to my dorm
>shit roommate is awake
>a..anon why are you dressed as a girl
>confess I'm gay
>really want to get laid tonight
>go up to roommate and start rubbing his crotch
>he backs away
>offer to suck him off
>he starts stuttering and mumbles some words
>pull down his shorts and start playing with dick
>he gets hard
>blow him until he cums
>he's a virgin so I swallow since I don't have to worry about STD's
>next day
>after finishing with classes go back to dorm
>a..anon can you please b..blow me again?
>sure
>dress up and suck him off
>do this regularly and eventually proceed to anal
>he won't let me fuck him but he gives me handjob
>took 3 months but he finally now gives me blowjobs too
>still refuses to let me do anything with his ass
>one night talk to him about going out to the movies with me dressed as a girl
>refuses
>tell him he's a shitty boyfriend
>insists we're not dating and we're just friends with benefits
>tell him he's bisexual and we're meant to be together
>he refuses to admit he's gay but still has sex with me
>said he would marry me if I was a real girl
Posting here because /lgbt/ was no help. I'm in love with him and want to be with him forever but he refuses to commit to a relationship because he thinks he's not gay. How do I convince him he's gay? He fucks me daily even when I'm not dressed up as girl and he even sucks my dick too but refuses to acknowledge he's at least bi. How do I convince him to accept his sexuality?
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stop trying to get into his asshole you faggot he is clearly not into it
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Sounds super hot
I always wanted a situation with a roommate where we catch each other jacking off alone in the dorm and then it's awkward at first but then we talk and agree that anyone can jerk off whenever they want without fear of the other or awkwardness, so like if we're both going to sleep and one of needs release he can just do it right in the room and it's cool, make as much noise as he needs even if its soft moaning.
see even though I get hard thinking about that I consider myself straight :^)
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>>37795828
>be gay but in the closet
>get drunk with friend one night
>offer to suck his dick
>awesome, free blowjob, you're the best bro!
>suck him
>try kiss and cuddle him afterwards
>naw bro that's gay
>next day
>hey bro, want some dick?
>s..sure
>blow him again
>he messages me whenever he wants a bj
>try to kiss him and make him acknowledge we're an item
>won't do it
>still messages me for blowjobs
It's not fair
photos of girls you wish you could date.
oh bonus points for small story on how you met them.
kaylee math in senior year turns out she was daiting a good friend of mine
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>>37795786
Instagram chick
Never actually talked to her cause instagram chick but seems chill
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Stop obsessing over these worthless whores
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I'd be perfectly satisfied with pic related.
I wouldn't really care about the way I meet her.
Alright, time for some Binding of Isaac.
I'm gonna play, you guys decide where I go and what I pick up.
This is probably gonna take some time but let's see, maybe it'll be fun.
Be warned I'm not particularly good at the game.
So first off all: Who am I?
Which character do I play as?
Not gonna do hard mode cause I suck, sorry.
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>>37795725
>Not playing rebirth
Go for samson
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>>37795725
do eve
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>>37795765
Bought Rebirth today so I don't have a lot of stuff unlocked yet.
>>37795799
Doing Eve cause dubs.
I'll just go any direction till something interesting appears.
Like an item room.
/r9k/, if you could have a bedroom completely suited to your own tastes, what would it be like?
talking about rooms in general makes me feel comfy
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>>37795672
My bedroom already has everything I want. An aquarium, a TV, a fan, my bed, a playstation 4, my gaming PC and a solid wooden desk. I was thinking about setting up a window garden box and growing vines to help block out sound and light.
Pic related, my aquarium.
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Best bedroom is a room you're only in to sleep.
I have 2 rooms and it's really nice.
One if just filled with my important stuff, and the other is just a bed with a bunch of shelves and my clothing.
I can sleep a lot better now.
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I'd like a bigger room with high ceilings. Comfy mini loft just big enough for the mattress, my sleeping nest. Underneath loft is a comfy sectional to watch animu on projector or shitpost on laptop. Wardrobe to hold my clothes in the corner, closets a shit. Fuck if I know where it would fit but two big freezers, an upright and a chest. Upright is kegerator, chest is for lagering and shit. Then a bunch of heavy duty shelves for fermenters and wine bottles. Somehow we'll squeeze a desk under the loft.
As for decor, hardwood floors are nice. French doors to a patio will help if bad smells or I want to go outside. Walls can be anything but fucking beige, white, black, purple, burgundy, just not beige. Lighting is where things get fun. I've seen cool shit done lots of fiber optics in the ceiling for little prices of light. Focused light is fun and dramatic, a lamp can do just as well though. I like the idea of rope lighting if there is a good diffuser. Soft lighting under loft is comfy.
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I finally met my qt bf. please no bulli.
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>>37795639
how the fuck did you find that picture of me
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>>37795639
don't you have to be 18+ to go on dating sites
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>>37795762
We are both 22 desu. We have so much in common and he even likes my figurines.
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>Ronald Regan was the first governor to sign No Fault Divorce into law
As a conservative, it breaks my heart to realize that Regan ultimately did more to damage the country than the entire gay agenda. Kids today don't even realize that you used to have to prove your spouse committed adultery in order to get a divorce. The country would be stronger and better if that were still the case.
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>>37795635
>Ronald Regan was the first governor to sign No Fault Divorce into law
What a fucking hack
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Nope. Greedy capitalists destroyed the American family.
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theres absolutely nothing wrong with divorce
In fact marriage is a spook unto itself
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>he doesn't browse einchan, the ultimate comfy refuge that normies will never reach
take the redpill if you know how
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>>37795576
all chans are compromised at this point, do the right thing
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all the information is already present in this thread on how to join
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>>37795576
>not browsing your own exclusive private chan that you access through an irc bot on a private server
i want you to make me gay. rape my dick with your anus
What's the last book you read anon?
pic related for me
It was edgy but fun. I will start the second book later today.
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>>37795540
probably best book i ever read.
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>>37795540
Pic related. Fairly shallow but overall fun. Story and characters are decent. Read through the entire thing in a few hours.
(Ever since finding ebooks and various forums that collect them I've been spending WAY too much time reading and my collection keeps growing quicker than I can work through it.)
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>>37795583
>tfw can't reverse time and eat the life out of dumb dead roasties
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Why don't you dress like a white man, /r9k/? Baggy shorts, graphic tees, and sneakers are nigger degeneracy.
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>>37795498
I dress like that but without those ugly shoes.
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Why not just dress effay r9k? Like godly men
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I personally want to dress like a Slav, even thought I could never pass for one
t.southern european
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>tfw Father's Day
>tfw dad was an abusive alcoholic Chad whom my mom kicked out when I was three (I was an "accident")
>tfw single mom then raised me to be a weak, oversensitive, effeminate, mentally-ill fuckup
>no one ever taught me to stand up for myself
>no one ever taught me how to be assertive
>no one ever taught me how to be a fucking man
>now it's too late
Just fuck my life up, lads.
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>>37795497
you could of learned most of those skills by yourself, Anon
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>>37795522
You're right, kids should just raise themselves! What do we even need parents for, anyway?
Look, I didn't put something like shaving on there because that's genuinely a skill I was able to learn for myself, but your parents mold and shape you over years into the person you're going to be for your entire life. You can't expect a kid to mold himself. My mom saw me getting pushed around in the park one day and just told them to go away. Not once did she ever tell me I should've stood up for myself. Not once did she ever tell me it was okay to hit someone back if they hit you first. These are crucial life lessons to instill in a child and she didn't teach them to me.
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>>37795522
you dont magically learn how to be a man, you learn skills by observing your parents,
that's why generally speaking, children of 2 Normal Parents are smarter and better adjusted than people raised by a single mom.
I was raised by a single mom and i remember being a kid and the morons in my family expecting me to magically know how to fix cars and appliances cause that is what men do
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For those of you who aren't virgins. What age did you first have sex?
20 for me
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>>37795441
26
ubhjb kjbln
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>>37795441
18. I'm now 20 and have had 30 different sexual partners.
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>>37795441
18 or 19 i dont remember
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Do traps care is their partner is virgin or not?
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>>37795370
Not from what I've heard.
The sad reality is that most traps aren't virgin.
They're all used goods and have taken it in the ass many times
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>>37795682
That's what I feared. I don't want to stick my dick where other guys stuck theirs.
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>>37795818
I'm like some wierd breed of arab and european blood
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>your MBTI
>what kind of painting you like the most
i'll start us off
>ISTP
>pic related
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Dude thats fucking gay
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INTJ
It's not a painting but it might as well be tbqh, probably my favorite shot in all of film, Kubrick's Barry Lyndon
I love it like any high art
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>>37795349
this one makes me really sad because I want to experience something like this.
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>Excuse me, sir. Do you have a minute to talk about white identity?
wat do
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>white identity
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>>37795294
Strip her naked and fuck her brains out.
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>>37795294
He Iooks so smug!