any serbbots here? or from ex-yugoslavia?
Wazz up
>Living in germanistan
>Parents from serbia/montenegro
>>37796612
I work with a serb
>>37796612
my parents are both from former Yugoslavia, former SerbiaMontenegro, currently Montenegro. Born in the USA here, have been back a few times. The food is much better, and my poops are 1000x better.
I am full of regret.
>>37796608
And apathy.
Cheer up Anon.
I'm an original.
>>37796790
I can't cheer up, you adorable fucking cutiepie.
>tfw now you're an asshole to women, not because you think it will get you laid, but because you genuinely despise them now for being such cunts to you while you were growing up and maturing through your early teens - early 20s without any positive female interaction
I am completely unsympathetic at this point to women. Still cracking cold ones with the boys though.
>don't desire sex (I'm not gay)
>see through women's deception
>don't fall for any of their bullshit
>most women hate me because of it but I genuinely don't care
>be nice to woman
>no response
>started treating them like garbage
>Women like it
I don't get it. I was never good looking but treating them like trash always seems to get a response
>>37796557
Care to elaborate anon sama?
>>37796560
Tell me more
Are girls self-conscious about showing their butthole during doggy?
Depends on the women. Mostly, yes
Mine lets me press my thumb against it while we fuck like that- moving it in small circles against the ridges, and applying just a little bit of pressure to open it up.
>>37796544
Why do you even come here?
Ajsjsjdfb
Last night me and my LDR boyfriend broke up over some stupid shit, made up the next morning.
But now when ever he's gone I'm starting to panic. I don't want to be like this, please help me.
ATTENTION!
OP IS A FEMALE.
Ignore and keep scrolling!
My LDRgf is like this. Sometimes I get depressed and just want to be alone and she starts to cry.
It makes my penis hard.
Yesterday I was in a bad mood and she could tell. I needed to take a shit and said I'd be afk. While I was having a shit while browsing r9k on my phone she starts PMing me on skype and tries to call.
Ignored it because I'm shitting and browsing r9k. The net had disconnected for a minute and ended our call on my PC.
So after my shit I recall and I could tell she had been crying because she thought I was mad at her. Her voice made my dick hard.
>>37796690
> gay sounds
> OP is a female
if you got a dead dad you're welcome here. how you feelin?
>>37796472
chillin. feeling alive. hbufam?
>>37796988
doing well desu. i mean he passed almost 10 years ago and I feel I am coping with it fine. Of course i STILL get the feels, but we are human amirite? how do you live life anon
>>37796472
Friendly reminder that having a dead dad is better than having a bad one.
>never been in a teenage relationship
>never been to a sleepover or slumber party
>never experimented with a close friend before deciding it wasn't for me
>never had mom drive me to soccer practice
>never been a Cub Scout
>dropped out of high school
>never got a stranger to buy me and my friends some beer
>never got high as a 15 year old
>never ran from the police
>never got in a fight as a kid
>never had any siblings or cousins
>never learned to ride a bike
>never started a shitty garage band with my friends
>never played video games
>never celebrated Halloween by dressing up and going trick-or-treating
>never been to Disney World
I wasted my childhood and teenage years and I'll never get them back.
I'm an adult now, with no notable childhood memories. No stories to tell. My life has mostly just been sad and boring up until now.
Fuck.
>>37796434
I'm fucking 20 years old and I'm only just now learning to ride a bike.
Fuck my life.
>>37796434
>never played video games
at least you didn't waste your childhood on video games
>>37796434
If I could have it back,
all the time that we wasted,
I'd only waste it again.
If I could have it back,
you know I would love to waste it again.
Waste it again and again and again.
I've got to ask;
'Sometimes I can't believe it.
I'm moving past the feeling again.'
>take benzo
>5 minutes later
did i remember to take it?
>take benzo
>7 minutes later
its not in my pocket i don't i took this one either
>take benzo
>10 minutes later
hmm, did i take it? i swear i remember taking it but i guess if i take two it wont hurt
>take benzo
>40 minutes later
>cant feel my toes
>cant think a cohesive thought
>try and walk but keep stumbling
im starting to come down now but that was one of the worse experiences of my life
>>37796344
Sounds like being drunk
>>37796369
i've never been drunk before is it this bad
>one of the worse experiences of my life
I usually abuse my meds (including benzos) once or twice a month. I don't get a lot at a time, but what I do have I save up for special nights.
I made this thread just so I can chat with a Mew follower, join if you want.
Patient 01#
-Sucked her thumb as kid frequently
-Had braces twice cause the didn't followes the treatment
>>37796341
hey!
origamuiswear
>>37796399
Are you Cavill?
Btw gonna use this post cause I hate captchas
Stop bullying Eagles fans.
>>37796318
>watching big black men carry around balls while wearing their jerseys
Are you a cuck?
I will not stop bullying Eagles fans.
>>37796318
lol im wearing my eagle's hat right now. I have no idea why you posted this. i have never been bullied by robots because of my hat. especially sense i go on omegle a bit
Why didn't these useless sacks of shit do anything of value during WWII?
>>37796283
lazy siesta niggers
>>37796283
Franco has never been a fascist or the Axis's allies, he was NEUTRAL
What do you expect from a NEUTRAL country? Specially when the country was in reconstruction after a deadly civil war
>>37796283
Franco's generals told him not to get involved and Mussolini did get involved when he thought Hitler was going to win. Also they weren't the ones who declared war on three superpowers at once.
>>37796366
Falangism. He just wasn't really expansionist like the others.
What is the best porn company for patricians?
No basic bitch Brazzers/Reality kings with 50 year old silicone titty cows
My vote personally goes to X-art
Any company that produces lesbian JAV.
>>37796244
>porn company
>patrician
Only videos from clips4sale are patrician.
>>37796244
hegre art
Please answer seriously, how can I get over my oneitis? It's been years. I still can't stop thinking about her. It's killing me inside. I haven't seen her in such a long time but I still have feelings for her. I want those feelings to stop. Any tips guys?
Call her.
Uu
>>37796246
I want to get over her though
>>37796271
Yes you get over her by calling and seeing how she's doing.
Share original robot music for robots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=As4BmYaz7hA
Here's a scottish guy from dundee quite good I must say
https://youtu.be/bUb62rjtNqw
positive mantra
I was just about to make this thread myself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ELnhjGw4Zs
https://rsteviemoore.bandcamp.com/track/i-wanna-sleep-2
We did it boys. He's back. He caught himself a role in an FX series coming, starring alongside Hillary Swank and Donald Sutherland. We #BroughtBrendanBack
if that is true then
are we all going to make it after all?
>>37796182
My exact thoughts. I think we should all go out today and get nice, tidy haircuts to commemorate /ourguy/'s return.
He will never get his fortune or lost years back.
He's unable to smile and his eyes are distant.
Men are strong in body but not so strong in heart.