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>forced to eat at restaurant with normies
>not too hungry, order something light
>"holy shit fucking faggot be a man and order real food"
>order some 5 million lb burger with 5 million toppings and 5 million pounds of fries and a 5 billion oz milkshake
>try to finish it but can't at first
>"haha Anon can't finish his fucking food"
>force myself to finish it all
>"Holy shit Anon ate it all haha what a fucking pig"
>feel sick and throw it all up
>"haha Anon can't keep down his food. What a fucking baby."
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ITT
stuff that never happened
kys faggot
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>>37798001
>>"holy shit fucking faggot be a man and order real food"
Said no one ever
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>>37798001
Do you live in an 80s movie?
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i unironically did this with my glasses in high school.
i just now realized how stupid it looked
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Did what? Pushed your glasses up because they had slid down your nose?
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>>37797968
I remember some fat weeabo fuck I use to know would do that shit consistently and it annoyed the he'l out of me
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something like that?
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>Anon, I... I have a crush on you.
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Can I suck your dick?
Please?
Blox
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>>37797904
Im gaye Xddd
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>>37797904
>freckles
I barfed a little.
Anonymous
If you respect women, you are a fucking retard 2017-06-18 05:09:11 Post No.37797886
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If you respect women, you are a fucking retard
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Women are inferior to men, by every single degree of measurement
They are pitifully weak and pathetic. Even an average man is competitive with world class female athletes who've dedicated their lives to training themselves. Women's sports is a laughable joke, you may as well be watching little kids.
Women have not made any important scientific discoveries. The women that are pushed into any sort of corporate job are largely dead weight, gumming up the works of an otherwise functional organization.
They are petty, emotional, and deceitful. They possess all the lowest, most animal values of human nature.
A "woman" is just nature's attempt to turn a human being into an incubation sack. They are tools necessary for survival, like an axe or a spear. This is their only function, and they should be treated as such. They are property, nothing more.
If you have any kind of "respect" for these inferior, craven, despicable creatures, you are part of the problem. Women don't need to be "empowered" they need to be controlled. You should treat them like the disgusting creatures they are, and ironically they'll probably love you for it.
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>>37797886
Damn you are one angry bastard lmao
Chill bruh
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>>37797886
So if you can't get any of these inferior incubation sticks to fuq how low is your worth?
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They don't even have dicks, women suck
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>have to work 10 hours
>it's over 30 degrees C between 3pm and 5pm
>no trees around
>just an empty field
>mfw
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>>37797861
>tfw just a lonely farmer tending to my memes
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Lies, farmers don't work on Sunday
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>>37797922
Maybe he's a nigger farmer retard
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Help robots I've turned into a normie 2017-06-18 05:05:16 Post No.37797795
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Help robots I've turned into a normie
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Just lost my virginity last night, I'm a normie now what should I Do?
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>>37797795
Sling your hook, on yer bike, get lost, bugger off, originally exit stage left.
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>>37797795
Fuck off this board. Get off my board normie
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>37797795
Once a virgin, always a virgin. You're here forever, friend.
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You think you can deport me ? I am here legallyillegally
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>>37797788
This belongs on /pol/
I could care less mexibro unless you're some retarded gangster tagging up our walls and putting mexican states on your cars
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>>37797913
>I could care less mexibro unless you're some retarded gangster tagging up our walls and putting mexican states on your cars
That literally sounds like 90% of mexicans
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>>37797788
I prefer the term "extralegal expatriate"
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friendly place for arcanines without shitposting, orbiting or circlejerking. there are no bots or voice chat. lurkers are welcome.
discordapp.com/invite/n6CXNH6
before you bully us because we are making a harmless thread to shill our discord, please go to the actually damaging threads first, like the fembot, chad and porn threads and rage there.
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>>37797806
This. Lolcows are still here to torment robots.
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>>37797821
why
it's like beating a cripple
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excuse me if i ask because i am not all too versed in r9k discord culture, but can someone explain the comments above? who are these lolcows? why would lurking be be dangerous in any way? i am confused, pls help
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Why haven't you become Chad yet, /r9k/?
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I'm working on it tbqh. In the past two years, I've put in the work to become a high level normie, aka Chad's apprentice. Now I'm studying game and charisma and I've been in the gym to reach Chad status.
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He's only a Chad because he's rich. If he ever loses his money, he's straight fucked
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>>37797689
Because guys on fag9k would rather be pathetic sissy twinks than a real man.
You fucks are pathetic
Do you think life is worth living?
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Only some lives are worth living.
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>>37797613
Life is not worth living. Suicide is also not worth it, since you always kill yourself too late.
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Youre born to live even if youre doing shit just ho
its worth a chance
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the laws of gravity do not apply to future presidents
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And now, a teapot shaped like Hitler.
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>>37797591
Umm ok? I don't know what to say to that.
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>>37797671
I don't know what to say to "the laws of gravity do not apply to future presidents."
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Why do niggers ruin everything? 2017-06-18 04:48:57 Post No.37797530
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Why do niggers ruin everything?
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From stealing our white women, ruining memes, stealing, killing our police, and blaming it all on us "white folks". Also "muh slavery" "we wuz kangs".
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>>37797530
> Not wanting to play an open world game in ancient Egypt because of racial antagonism
Are you dumb?
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>>37798075
It's a cuckenberg esque bait thread. Why are you responding?
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Anybody that buys Ubisoft games is a faggot that supports communism. If you have to play any game of theirs pirate, or buy it used
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>there are non-virgins on this board literally RIGHT NOW
What happened to my board?
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>every thread is full with roasties
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>>37797526
we went trans and got dicked
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this board turned gay and then feminist
nomies have always come and gone for one reason or another, it's not like robots care to put up a fight or could. Now they're concerned with boipucci first and foremost.
I didn't make this world
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OK I believe u
But my Tommy gun don't.
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devil and god>>>
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>>37797468
>tfw Brand New will never make a new album
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>>37797553
U wanna recommend more music like this and title fight?
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>God probably doesn't exist
>neither does an afterlife
>or reincarnation
>or a do-over
>the world is not perfect and just
>your gaze falls upon yourself and you're dissatisfied with what you see
>you look behind you: nothing
>you look before you: oblivion
What do you do, /r9k/? What action shall you take?
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Live to suffer
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>>37797388
Step forward.
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>>37797574
Blue mountains