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Did you really think Asia had no Chads? You really fell for the 'whites are superior' meme. Americans have to have a group of people to feel superior to since our country is so feminized so we chose Asians.

>>37798578

>no ass detected in picture

>>37798690
Are you blind?

Let me guess you're a nigger or nigger lover

>>37798547

When she looks like that, nope.

>>37798547
They can. Happiness is relative. If you're used to being showered with gifts just because you're hot, that becomes your new normal.

>>37798585
Never thought about it like this before

Origami

Can you prove its him? I wish to believe

>>37798506
Context?
Orgigigional

>>37798565
He told us to watch the news for a man in a truck to drive into a river in the northwest just read the post with the most replies You'll find it

Search for them, duh.

>>37798474
This scene still pisses me off till this day. Holy fuck anon you hit a nerve

>>37798634
That's why I posted this. I couldn't care less about the question I asked

You're a chad.
Now get out.

>>37798508
cave men can't be chads

it sounds like the group were doing it so they could laugh at you if you believed them and the other girl did it because she felt sorry for how you'd gone downhill

I'm not the best judge though...I have literal autism and limited social contact

>wife
Leave normalfag, you're everything wrong with this board. >>>/b/

>>37798645
I'm the only thing that brings diversity to this board. Don't yall get tired of race bait and trap threads?

>>37798818
Porn threads are all cancer

what's the afterlife like? how'd you kill yourself?

>>37798318
How's the afterlife? Should I kms too?

>>37798318
is heaven fun

>>37798300
I've never thought about raping a girl until last week where this very meek timid girl who I've been friends with for a while was staying at a friend's house. I went over there and if my other (male) friend hadn't been there I might've given into lust and done something truly awful. I'm probably not gonna let myself see her again.

>>37798379
>I've never thought about raping a girl until last week where this very meek timid girl who I've been friends with for a while was staying at a friend's house.
Was she intoxicated? were you thinking of pinning her down and brutally raping her?

Nice fucking timestamp OP. Fuck off.

>>37798261
Because they unironically get pussy from a lot of girls with daddy issues/ hipsters. And it pisses you off.
I have a beard were flannels with rock band shirts and it's insane how many women want to talk with me or "chill".

>>37798261
I also drink pabst blue ribbon or Coors and told I'm original.

>>37798472
Getting pussy as a numale costs a lot if money

>>37798244

I would really like this actually

>>37798244
Just so you know my penis isn't actually that small. It's just a little chilly here.

>implying I wouldn't be the first one naked and in the water
I hate clothes at the best of times. The girl only makes it better

What were your dreams?

>>37798167
teysa a shit

>>37798167

Who the fuck cares about that shit, OP?

What are you playing in Commander and Modern right now?

>>37798166
>0:01
Who jacks off to a fully clothed chick, especially when she looks like she came out of one of those How to Draw Manga books? She looks like a MegaTokyo character. Remember MegaTokyo? Isn't it awesome that your life, by which I mean mine, is so shitty that MegaTokyo is a good memory that you'd want to revisit?
>0:16
Who is this Street Fighter character? Were any of the artists who drew these credited? Who could possibly get off to this crap? Are they trying to ignore the fact that the actual 4chan banners are mainly dirty jokes, in order to make him more sympathetic to the Buzzfeed-reading whitebread women who are going to watch this? She looks like a WikiHow illustration.
>0:19
No one uses the subject field. Why the fuck is your text so poorly aligned? Would making a real fake webpage result in a budget overrun?
>0:21
Who the fuck has a porn(??) poster in their room? Especially one that's so bland? Again, who could possibly get off to this shit? Otherwise, this is a reasonable depiction of robot squalor, although it's not quite cluttered enough.
>0:22
That's not a UNIX timestamp on the file. Did he save it from somewhere else, or was there just no attention to fucking detail? I can't figure out whose naming convention they're supposed to be referencing. The image is actually pitch-perfect for /b/ circa 2007 (except for the fuckhueg filesize) so why not go all the way and give it a 11_______ stamp date? Do you not know how that works? Also, there's no period after "Anonymous" in the actual 4chan info bar, and /advice/ is just /adv/. They should've made it a three-letter abbreviation, like "/sex/" or "/hlp/".

>>37798166
What's with the curly braces? The people who founded this were programmers. They're not going to just randomly use those. Also, his post is far too short, and would almost certainly be interpreted as a troll. Wait, when did he type "Advice for 22-year-old beta."? Did he revise the subject in between the shots? This would also be a good time for some digs against 4chan's interface. Just now, I was asked to identify cars in a picture with no cars in it, twice in a row. Is Google's future killbot AI having trouble?
>0:26
It would've been more visually coherent to make it like a quote.
>nah, sausage fest
That's just my opinion, though. Also, 4channers aren't going to use idioms like "sausage fest", unless they're /fit/misc outcasts or tryhard /sp/ posters. I highly doubt we'd huff paint, either. Helium, potentially. Paint, no.
>0:30
Okay, so there's an N64 on the floor, and he's playing a cutscene. I don't know what that is, but I don't think it's an N64 game. His computer tower looks like some sort of Mac bullshit. Why does his headset have a mic on it? I don't recall any N64 games supporting voice chat. Is there another console hidden somewhere? The controller wires look like they're going right into the N64, though. Was this done intentionally, to signal that the people making this don't know anything about games? Aren't you glad you live in a hellworld where signaling ignorance and being stupid on purpose is actually a really good way to get what you want?

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They read a review copy of a normie's guide to 4chin.

>only black country where they really were kangz
>biggest shithole in Africa
Also Ethiopians are caucasian (it's a skull shape not a skin colour) and are more related to white people than non-caucasoid blacks (bantu this includes all the African American slave nigs)

he can't be a Nagus, he doesn't have the lobes

>>37798226
But they identify more with blacks so they're black.

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It's not.
Now bend over.

>>37798141
>tfw you will NEVER play willy wars with you huge cock bf

>>37798163
you got a longer version of this?

OK we need some actual moderation because this board is turning into /b/2.0 with filters I'm seeing bait threads with hundreds of replies stay up for hours and the majority of the users here are to new to know

Seeing obvious /pol/ bait stay up is annoying. How hard is it to contain your autism to your own board?

We need some fucking quality control in this shithole
All the fucking trap/gay, tfw no bf/femanon, manlet/dicklet baiting threads are rediculous, they take up 90% of the board now and its the reason why this shithole is flooded with normies. Posting that you have a gf or that you are a woman should result in a ban.