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>>37799305

Yep
>Missed out on prime teen pussy
>Missed out on innocent love
>missed out on everything pure in the world
>20+ aged women have all been fucked and dumped by Chad, are bitter and have imperfect, NOT-prime bodies.

If you didn't go through the developmental phases your life will always be half-empty.

>>37799305

>tfw you realize you're a failure of a man and your purpose in life is to serve superior Chad's

This is the ultimate black pill. I know I'm not a real man and my place to to service Chad. I found a daddy online who calls me over only when he wants to drain his balls. I've failed but at least I can make a real man's life better

>>37799305
yeah if you miss out on all teen love then you missed out on life

no take some advil and drink a glass of water, you probably don't have cancer.

I giggled, thanks op

>>37799297
Go on a walk, drink some water and eat a subway sandwich. Helps 90% of the time

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please shoot this stacy twice
thx for the warning btw

>>37799258
> Blow up the most populated town on wasteland in the first 20 minutes of game
> Face no consequences whatsoever for the rest of the entire playthrough
Bethesda sucks.

>>37800582
well your dad says that you disappointed him
that's some sort of consequence

b-bump

originali

lots of caffeine...lol. It temporarily improves mood and energy levels.

>>37799167
b-bump for being stuck in same situation

You can't fool all the people all the time with your jewish tricks, you filthy commie. Your lack of respect for truth and civility is why people are turning to fascism, it's the only known antibody for marxism.

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PRAISE KEKISTAN

I just antagonize alt rightists on /v/ by stealing images from Reddit and posting them from my phone to cause a shitstorm about politics before the thread gets deleted. Also I pretend to be a Jew or a woman sometimes.

>uncle found the onion ring onahole

>tfw threads like this used to get hundreds of replies and plenty of laughs, but /r9k/ is dead now

>>37799770
Summer r9k

Origi

Id kill myself for them

>>37799430
But then you wouldn't enjoy them. Killing yourself for X is stupid for any given X.
Why are you so spooked?

>>37798946
Not much if anything. Women are replaceable. And women aren't smart.

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WMAF is cancer

WM/AF relationships should be banned under punishment of death due to the threat they post to the moral fabric of White society.

See: >>37799132

ALL products of WM/AF relationships are damaged goods that wind up eroding White society. ALL.

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Organic original

>how do i stop being attracted to 14-17 year olds
Talk to one

Meming aside
>i prefer cuteness over hotness
You're a straight up pedo mate

>>37799309

I have talked to them, I love how they get nervous and they're generally positive. Contrast that with the 20 year old women I talk to and its like talking to a grown man.

>You're a straight up pedo mate

no I'm not

thats actually normal, most men do.
just dont live it.

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No.
grewgrenrhegrewgrererfewrnrsh2t3y4e

STOP MAKING THESE THREADS
STOOOOP

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>when she cums

A bar with old guys

>>37798823
literally nowhere. I am good looking and it doesn't happen to me. It doesn't really happen to anyone, you have to start the interaction at a place where people are willing to be social.
^bar is a possible place, but those are old dudes. not sure if that's what you were going for

>>37798841
Yea it's always old white guys that do that and it makes me feel special inside

foreigners have a misconception about anime in that it translates into cartoons but anime encompasses many things it is more like a genre. So many anime gets produced their are shows for any demographic it's just nu-anime is made for the biggest consumers (disgusting haremfags slice of life otakus with no friends)

>>37798822
Idk but my dick is aimed at kids if you know what I'm saying

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yes it's aimed for young teens
don't listen to the manchildren who say otherwise

>>37798821
a-are you going to pick up that money or can i have it?

>>37798821
>this will never happen to you
I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT RACE I JUST WANT SOME PEOPLE WHO WONT HATE ME OR BE EMBARRASSED TO BE NEAR ME

>>37798821
that's what's up but nah imma chill thx

>>37798804
Karaoke entire smash mouth - all star song.

Please say
"What does Misses-sippy? Her Mini-Soda!
(corny laugh) I know, I know, it's terrible but I just wanted you to smile"

>>37798844
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KRMqGtXcku

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>>37798788
Post yfw both a race war and a class war are imminent

I bet you're wondering what my favourite lolly ice is.

Well its the jubbly, the best lolly ice

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JESUS CHRIST WHY IS IT SO FUCKING HOT