>"Hey you, we think you're kinda cute."
Whats the best response to this without sounding like a spastic autist?
not into niggers fuck off
You're only real option is to not act shy. Think about it. If you stutter or show any weakness at all any attraction they had will whither and die.
Also:
>>37801294
THANKS I THINK YOU'RE CUTE TOO, WANT TO COME UP TO MY APARTMENT AND GET GANGBANGED BY ME AND 5 ASIAN GUYS
How many people on here can do pic related math.Also, First person on here that can name what course pic related is gets special upgrade.
>>37801246
who cares, you'll never need it in real life
>>37801246
Multi. Calc. in burgerland
Analysis 2 in ooropoor
>>37801246
>all that writing to say 7
Math is autistic
Daily reminder that the primary objective to life is finding and consuming food. The rest is optional and often unnecessary.
Also procreating. Finding food for you and your spawn.
>>37801235
oregano hm
>>37801475
Eh...I wouldn't necessarily say so. Procreation is a thing you can do but it's not something everyone MUST do. In fact, not procreating sometimes helps to make the world better.
It's not really a primary objective. You don't have to procreate to stay alive.
On 16.5.2017 I told my dad about my suicidal tendencies, next day I visited psychiatrist and on 24.5.2017 was the second time I visited him and felt like it was worth living so did not visit anymore even though I had appointment a week later, today on 18.6.2017 I relapsed into these thoughts again, I don't understand it, why today, everything was going fine, but into this shithole again, why me. Now I can not tell my parents anymore, I did it once, but can not do it anymore guys it is over for me, I think it is time to go, it is so unfair that I feel like this, I can not escape myself..
>>37801191
Do you have a discord anon? Orenakkv
>>37801209
I can not speak right now, just thinking through things
>>37801191
>Now I can not tell my parents anymore, I did it once, but can not do it anymore guys it is over for me
I know that feel, bro. Told mine too, they insisted we go to one. It didn't help, because I don't really have any problems, I just don't want to live.
Now I used up my "bonus" that I had and telling them won't help, because they know I probably lack the courage to kill myself.
STOP
POST WHAT YOU'RE LISTENING RIGHT NOW
>>37801023
nice shit dude, used to put that album on play whenever i was going to sleep
>>37801023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FbPPXTvpJI
>>37801023
static.
no link, it's generated.
Femanon here after using this board for a few months you guys gave me a race mixing fetish :(
>>37800980
Get Blacked and see if any men want to be with you in the future.
We didn't
There's one guy that spams blacked shit on our board, he probably posted this.
>>37801262
Anon blacked porn gets spammed too much to be just one guy
What do willies smell like?
>>37800972
They don't smell like rotting fish.
>>37800972
They don't smell like rotten asshole cheese
>>37800972
I'll let you smell mine if you want, anon.
Why does /r9k/ hate blacks so much when whites were more than likely the ones who made you feel like outcasts? Look back at all the pain in your life and think about who caused it. That was a white guy who bullied you in school. That was a white girl you fell for who laughed at your feelings for her then went and fucked your white bully. The parents who abused you were white parents. The teachers who made you feel stupid were white teachers. Those dirty roasties that you hate so much who suck off Chads in bathrooms are white roasties.
Why do you choose to direct your pain at a group of people that you've probably come into minimal contact with? Give me a real reason, don't post statistics and graphs and charts, give me a real, personal reason why you hate a whole group of people when most of the hardships you've faced were caused by your own.
Too real for you guys?
>>37800917
I don't hate blacks I hate mexiroaches
>>37800917
4chan is home to a lot of ignorant people. You can thank /pol/ and the election for that. I don't have a problem with black people. Not really a fan of ebonics and hood shit, though.
How many of you suffered from unrequited love?
How was it?
It was pretty awful for a while, still feels awful when I remember I had a pretty good chance but fucked it up.
About 5 times personally. Probably the worst thing that can happen to you. Its a feeling in your stomach you cant really describe. It feels like you broke your phone, lost 100 dollar and failed a test at once.
No one has ever loved me back. I can't imagine that feeling, but it must be wonderful.
Just wondering what the general view here is. I've been noticing some people say there's too much sex/trap/etc posting and making the board blue might be better. If you want answer the poll and we can see what people think
http://www.strawpoll.me/13223846
>>37800865
No, it limits posts
Even if theyre bad posts people are free to make them and free to complain
>>37800865
limiting what people say in terms of originality is great. limiting what people say in terms of content is shit.nigger
Just ban trap/faggot/"femanon" posters
That should drastically increase the quality of this board.
How fucked am I /r9k/?
Share results:
http://autismcanada.org/about-autism/diagnosis/screening-tools/adult/
I got 35. I'm 18 with no social life and never leave my house. How fucked am i?
>>37800819
Just a little less fucked than i am.
>18
>scored 38
>>37800645
37. No big surprise. I recently accepted the fact that I am very obviously autistic, even though I've never received a diagnosis.I'm turning 39 this week.
Kitty loves me more than any girl ever could :3
She will eat your face when you die.
>>37800534
My dog is kind of mean. I struggled to take a picture with her. Still love her though :)
>>37800534
That's actually pretty swet.
Animals truly are the only ones who are always there for us robots.
>tfw the qt girl of the left killed herself
why do qt girls commit suicide?
im a 5'6 kv ugly manlet and im not gonna kill myself yet
>>37800515
Because chad wasn't giving her attention.
>>37800515
fuck sake. full story?
Fun fact ive noticed with my other friends that what seems to be the majority of females have been diddled or raped by the time theyre in high school. It definitely seems to be more than you would think. That mixed with teenage hormones and poor judgement and rash decisions might be why its always teenage girls killing themselves or cutting or being fucking slutty bitches. The ones that get diddled are crazy cunts but theyre usually the ones you can get inside pretty easily
>tfw sex feels so much better than masturbating
>tfw desperately craving the feeling of a soft, warm, wet pussy wrapped around my cock
>tfw no gf
have a hug mate
it's awkward and clumsy, I tried 2 times
she was an understanding hooker too, I completely gave up on women afterwards and started being myself instead
>>37800508
If things go as planned, I might finally be able to loose it two weeks. I finally will get to feel what it's like to have a dick buried in my pussy. How to feels to have someone cum in me.
>He doesn't worship his waifus feet.
>>37800436
I'd be happy to worship some loser's waifu's feet. He can watch me blow a huge load all over them
>>37800436
>Nozomi
worst girl
>>37800536
You have real shit taste. Who do you like? Kotori? Nico?