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copy that
Are you guys into memes?
wew lad
wew lad
wew lad
wew lad
pls respond

it's time to make america great again
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fuck this board, you people aren't really even neets, you're just roleplaying cucks doing fantasy posting for the sake entertainment.
4chan is dead!
White power btw.
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dude, you guys have got to respond
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>>37801774
Fuck off you smeghead normalfag.

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If I put it in her pooper but not the vagoo am I still considered a virgin?
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>>37801753
I'd love an ass job.
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The difference between anal and pussy isn't that big to be honest.
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>>37801753
Putting it in her ''pooper'' is what would be considered ''anal sex'', to lose your virginity, you must have sex. Anal sex is sex, thus you're not a virgin if you have done it.

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>be me
>wearing autistic mario shirt
>someone ALWAYS says "nice shirt"
>last one was a qt

what the fuck?!? do they think I'm going to shoot up the place if they don't compliment my retard shit?!
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>wear comfy sweater
>get complimented on it
>never wear it again
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>>37801718
Nice shirt, OP.
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>wear obscure movie t shirt
>no one compliments it

plebs everywhere

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Femanon here. I think men are useless.
Can you tell me why I need a man? You are all basically walking dildos, which I can buy for under $20. I make a good salary so don't need your money either.

What do you guys have to say for yourselves?
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Stop pissing in the well.
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>>37801673
Kids. Now fuck off.
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>>37801673

Honestly, you don't need a man. If I were a woman, I'd dress sexy and tease guys then tell them to fuck off.

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lets be honest

whats the best age to commit suicide
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about three fifty
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When you feel like doing it. Depends on the individual
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>>37801637
what stupid question is this? everyone knows its right now, after reading this stupid thread.
goodbye
/thread

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Who else /no tv/
It's so fucking great to constantly gloat to normies about how you don't have tv
>Anon, how do you keep up with news?
>What do you even do without tv?
>But what about (popular show)?
No you pieces of shit
I don't need some overpriced stream of useless programming for entertainment
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>>37801563
>avoid tv for years
>eventually without internet and forced to watch it
>reality shows
>old movies ive seen 50 times
>reboots of reboots
>the big bang theory
im happy i stopped watching this garbage
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been tv-less for like 5 years
however i do have a terrible internet addiction
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any shows I like i just go look up, tv a shit!

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Anyone else
/A D D I C T E D/
here?
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>>37801551
what the fuck are those nutsack looking things?
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>>37801640
Poppy pods
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Not physically. Snorted crystal yesterday for the first time without smoking dark with it and now ive accidentally been up for 32 hours. Great at first. Played my bass for 5 hours straight. Felt like it was only 45 minutes. Except im still tweaking and taking bumps so i may have fucked myself for work tomorrow

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>Andrew Blaze was born on September 17, 1992 as Randy Stair. From the night he was born, to the day he died, Randy was an isolated individual who never seemed to fit in anywhere. He made friends throughout his early grade school years but never seemed to be able to hold onto lengthy relationships. He never dated once in his life, remained a virgin, and would usually only speak when spoken to. However, what people didn't know were the dark and sinister thoughts that circulated through his head. Randy may have been quiet around friends and classmates, but alone he was an entirely different person.

How has he not over-taken the rodge?
He's incredible.

I'd even go so far to say that he's a cool amalgamation of Adam Lanza and Elliot Rodger
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>>37801547
>cool
Yes, Ember's Ghost Squad is very "cool." It's downright bad-ass.
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>>37801547
>Cool
>Implying Elliot Rodger wasn't cool. Fucking retard, Elliot was the alpha beta, the thing we all aspire to be.
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>>37801547
He was annoying and could barely draw. What a waste of a life. I still feel bad for him as hell though.

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>all these guys who can't get laid
>all have access to the internet
>pickup is a thing
>literally an entire industry designed specifically to teach betas how to fuck girls
>this exists and you can learn it for free on the internet
>they don't
>they think its a scam
>because the idea of actually being able to fix the problem that they've based their identities on is incredibly threatening and scary to them.

I lost my virginity at 26 to a grill I picked up in a bar. The sex itself was nice, but the best thing about it was the fact that I learned how to do it.
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>Xavier Renegade Angel pepe/wojak

Wew lad. This is fucking rare.
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>>37801451
Show me sites or teach me how then faggot.
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>>37801540
Look for rsdfreetour on youtube.

Generally though sitting back and expecting to be spoonfed every step of the way isn't a good attitude to have. Be proactive.

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Is it possible to fall asleep in snow in the evening and just dying? When the first snow falls I will try this, but dont want to freeze couple of bodyparts away..
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>>37801432
That's a beautiful way to kill yourself.
Sage
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>>37801432
It is definitely possible and hypothermia can indeed lead to a peaceful death, but you've already highlighted the problem with it: If anything goes wrong or you're discovered, you could wind up missing a few fingers and toes.
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I doubt you'd be able to fall asleep knowing that you'd die. I can't go to sleep knowing that I have to make a phone call on the next day, yet alone fall asleep knowing that I'd die.

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Ask a guy who's abandoning everything to become a DJ anything.
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How does your boyfriend's come taste? Can you even taste it way in the back of your throat?

You faggot.
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>>37801431
You're about 8 years too late. What makes you think anyone wants to hear your cookie cutter EDM bullshit? Every 15 year old with an undercut has a copy of FL Studio nowadays.

My advice for you is to keep making music, but understand EDM is saturated and you're likely not going to make a living. Sorry. I know you'll write this off.
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What is your business plan OhPee

Why do people post things like this on the internet? You know, when they identify themselves through their career or similar. Then they post a picture of it, with something that's "cool" or showing off how great their career path is.

Even a blind man can see that they're bragging or showing off something. That fact coupled with their smugness is just so off-putting, I cannot even describe it.
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>>37801368
lol occupations
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>>37801368
I've noticed it's more low intellect but highly specialised jobs are more likely to post crap like this I've noticed, like you see a lot of these for nurses, mechanics, and farmers more than for more academic careers
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>>37801368
Because it's on social media and people without autism don't care.

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I fucking hate myself, Its so hard to open up to the people I most care about and it's so hard to comfort them when they are feeling at their worst. How can I help them when I cant even help myself. I'm such a bad friend, all I do is spread negativity around me and push those away who want to help me. What the fuck is wrong with me.
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Just try. Make the effort,try to make the other person as happy as possible and after you do remeber the happy feeling you get after next time you talk with someone.
I feel like utter shite atm, someone being nice would make a huge difference.
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>I hate myself
Well if it's any consolation I hate you too.
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>>37801321
Just give in to their help
Hug them and take a deep breath
If you feel like it, talk about what makes you sad

Life goes on, so please don't let negativity dictact it

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who here /nofriends/
>no irl friends in years
>lose last online friend
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>>37801303
>lose last online friend
What happened?
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>>37801303
>lose last online friend
How did you lose them? Do you struggle with online friendships?
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Me. Dont even feel like human anymore. People are like ants or bacteria to me.

t. schizotypal

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What were your favorite memes this decade? No it's not too early to have this since the internet from 2015-[current year] has been saturated with forced memes and stolen content by plebbit/9gag normies. Keep the origin site related if you can.

ayyy lmaos and viper posting were my favorites
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>>37801273
That time when /b/ raid the myspace ( I think) of a guy nd he killed himself...lol
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>>37801273
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUoriginalUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>37801273
Beastman was 2016 GOAT
r9k 2015-16 had some good OC
>been here since feb 2014

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