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Holy fuck /r9k/, the final battle approaches.
South Park False Memory - Orange Julius
many people (including myself) remember the term "Orange Julius" in the fingerbang episode of south park (Something you can do with your finger), I watched it yesterday morning and when the first reference to "orange julius" (made by cartman over the intercom) came up it was changed to "Smoothie",
I thought to myself "thats weird", I must have remembered it wrong. Second line that had "Orange Julius" in came up...
it is supposed to be "There are naked people at the Orange Julius. I repeat, naked people at the Orange Julius."
the line now?
"There are naked people at the orange smoothie machine. There are naked people at the orange smoothie machine. [crowds of mall shoppers head for the orange smoothie machine"
That second line is a direct quote from the official south park episode transcripts.
so my question for you guys,... Why do me and this faggot from reddit both remember the term "orange julius" in that episode?
I searched for any term in "orange julius" on the south park transcript.
NO MENTION OF THE TERM "ORANGE JULIUS"
in the episode?
NO MENTION OF "ORANGE JULIUS"
Me and that faggot from reddit are from the same "timeline".
This is real....
"they" are even changing the world for the tards who watch south park.
I do not believe in the mandela effect but this is totally fucking real.
Google is supposed to bring up every page that contains exactly the words you enter.
I searched for the "Orange Julius" phrases and the only page with any reference to south park is the one with the quote I put above, made 5 years ago.
When I was reading the page 15 mins. ago the post had "5 upvotes" when I searched for the phrase and frantically looked everywhere for the phrase I went back to the comment and it now had "6 upvotes"
holy fuckin fuck, am I a targeted individual?
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>>37805434
Take your meds anon. Mandela effect is a psychological bug. Bunch of retards remember shit like "Luke I am your father" when it's "no I am your father" because of stupid memes and shit
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go take a walk around your block or something, man.
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>>37805492
yea I should be taking my risperdal and k-pinz but dude why do I remember that same phrase the guy from reddit posted? and he is the only person on the internet who wrote it the way I remember..
I never fell into the mandela effect trap. but im in it now
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How the fuck do people do nofap? This is miserable. The only reason I'm doing it is because I'm going overseas and am going to be staying with another person in my room for two weeks, so I'm starting now to refrain from masturbating. I'm three days in and want to fuck everything that moves. I keep thinking of my degenerate fetishes and even my pants are tempting me.
It's hard to go from fapping twice a day to not at all. Idk if I can last two weeks desu
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>>37805425
I'm going through a 1 year long nofap since January 1st. You should try to distract your mind since the first days are the harder. As time passes it'll becoming easy to keep it, but wetdreams will be very common, you should carry something for unexpected night cummies.
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>>37805425
The first 14 days is hell. If you can make it past that then it gets easier. And remember take cold showers and breathe into your balls when in it.
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>>37805980
I've never had a wet dream I fap so much. How long after you stopped did they begin?
>>37806009
Thanks for the advice, hopefully I can refrain from being a chronic masturbator for at least two weeks
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does anyone else wish they had a black bf?
I'm an asian male
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>>37805398
White girl here. I wish i could have a black man all to myself, but I know it's impossible since he'd have a white girl begging for his cock on an hourly basis. But I'm content with fucking different black guys each night
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>>37805465
please do not date black men. White women should stay with the inferior men in your race and leave black men to us asian boys.
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This board has reached levels of bait not possible.
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>tfw no BASED black gf to marry and make redpilled mulatto babies with
Feels bad man.
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Haha totally BASED my fellow MAGApede! Here's an upvote!
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let's make those cuck snowflakes cry /b/ro xD
MAGA my man!
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>>37805358
A black girl who was pro-Trump I would actually wife.
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Thoughts?
Would you fuck her?
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>>37805357
She's kinda cute for a negro
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yeah I'd rape her with my bbc after robbing her nice house
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>>37805357
>Would you fuck her?
I don't fuck niggers sorry.
She should tone down the self hate though it's already hard for black women to marry and have a family. They always end single mothers for a reason.
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Wish your dad a happy Father's Day 2017-06-18 11:09:27 Post No.37805277
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Wish your dad a happy Father's Day
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It's not too late, r9k. What are you waiting for.. ?
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HE'S FUCKING DEAD STOP CELEBRATING FATHERS DAY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>37805312
I'm sorry to hear. Would you like to share your feels?
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>>37805277
I already did. I sometimes think I am a terrible child....
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>add a """""""ROBOT""""""" to my friends list
>he uses the ":)" emote unironicly
UGH
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Haha I know that feel bro :)
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>human female
What are you, some kinda tranny?
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>>37805236
sounds like a nice guy :)
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>Therapist appointment in 2 hours
>Don't want to go
>Too late to cancel
>Hes probs gonna charge me
How do you stop seeing these guys anyway?
Do I just call and tell his secretary I'm done with it all?
All hes ever done is write stuff down. I stopped taking his drugs so I don't need him for those anyway.
At what point do I stop seeing him? Do I stop it or will he?
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Who's paying for it? If it's free, keep going. If not, call him and ask to end your therapy and collect your records. Also, I had written this before, but I'll post it again since it pertains to how utterly pointless therapy is, I'd honestly say it's close to being a scam.
The vast majority of our life as an incel is misery, suffering, loneliness and depression. The constant anxieties and grievances. The broken dating system. The rigged job market. The cruel legal system. The vile medical industry. The sadistic roasties. The insufferable normies.
Of course, normies will turn around and say "oh, suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem!" but they're just shilling another empty platitude. They have no clue of the permanence. Depression has no known medical cure, SSRIs are ineffective, SNRIs are ineffective, antipsychotics are ineffective, vitamin D and fish oil are ineffective, therapy is ineffective, exercise and proper diet are ineffective. Quite simply, nothing works.
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>>37805214
If you're not taking meds and not even seeing progress, you are basically trowing away money. If you still wanna give it a try, find a therapist you trust and feel like is helping you somehow.
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>it's an anon thinks he knows better than trained professionals and stops taking his medication and refuses to engage with his therapy properly episode
Enjoy your shit life.
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I'm 27 and haven't spoken to my dad since I was 22, because he's a bad guy.
A couple of hours ago I got the following text from him:
"It's Father's Day today. I gave a lot of my life to you."
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Why don't you like your dad OP
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>>37805208
How was he a bad father to you OP?
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He's a convicted pedo...
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How many of you are actually NEETs?
If you're not a NEET, how old are you and what do you do for living?
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>>37805193
Working roomservice in a 5star hotel
It's bretty ok.
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20
In college, summer internship at consultancy firm
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>>37805193
Finished university a year ago, been NEETing it up ever since. Going to do a masters in september though.
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Does /r9k/ still have the ideal gf thread? Is it still a thing? I don't browse this board often but I saw a thread for them awhile back and I want more. Here's the template, give me some OC
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>>37805183
Dumping my faves
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>>37805202
In fact I almost never browse /r9k/. I don't fucking get the robot.
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>>37805232
I don't even know why I like these, they're just fun to read I guess -_-
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>he browses 4chan on something besides a phone
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Shitposting is far easier on a computer with multiple screens, dumb phoneposter
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>>37805165
>he doesn't browse 4chan on a tablet at work
ISHYGDDT
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>>37805201
>he doesn't have multiple display outputs setup for his phone
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>it'll be time to go to work again soon
>can't even enjoy Sunday evening because 5 days of pain await me
>just want to fucking die
My fellow miserable wagecuckies, get in here.
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More images of girls on the pooper?
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>>37805099
Do they actually have sinks on the back of toilets in Japan?
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It's been 12 days since my last day off ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
I started yelling at upper management today I don't give a fuck anymore
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does it mean anything if a girl disregards my personal space, puts her hands on my shoulders and is standing so close to me that her breasts are literally pressed against me? my back was to her and this was her way of coming up to me to tell me to go on break (shes coworker). please help, do girls usually stand this close to people and it means nothing? what are breasts but female chests? this means nothing at all right? this is just a girl thing that girls do to their friends? i think im her friend?
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>>37805096
Just some cheeky workplace teasing
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>>37805119
its not nice to tease :(
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>>37805096
>>37805119
hey friends, i'm just getting into anime and i would like a source on that cute girl please.
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Why the fuck are white people all the fucking same?
You're all either loud obnoxious douchbags/whores, racist or just boring quiet serial killer types.
You all act like you are better then everyone else.
I have never met a white person who is total bro material.
You all suck.
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>>37805087
Coz they have tiny dicks
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I've never met an interesting black person. So there's that.
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Please don't reply to the bait.
Sincerely, anonymous. (Saged)