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>not eating well enough
>not excercising enough

>internet explorer
There's your problem

>eat a tiny bit less
>lose a kilo every other week
FEELSGOODMAN

Genetic trash btfo

>>37808062
>Is there some way I'm acting that provokes this? and why do my friends do this?
Your acting like a beta bitch

>>37808084
How specifically though? Oregann

How the fuck should know the reason why? We're not there when it happens, we don't know who you or those people are.

le atheist libertarian

>>37808091
his magic is good though

>triggers /pol/-tards and liberals alike
>Pretty quality magic
Seems alright to me

The fuck is an EECS?

It's notable they favor the most low-brow one. Fucking normies are all children.

christ is that maymay retarded
the first one was bad enough

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>>37808030
Same just move on when it does hit you immediately think of something comfy or a more current memory

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>>37808271
yeah....it's just why she did it is wat kills me.. last time we spoke there wasnt any autism she said she missed me and asked how i was and stuff and it seemed ok

>>37808342
how long ago was this, anon? I'm sorry

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>>37807991
Literally the easiest chords to play

If you can't play powerchords I suggest you downgrade to a ukulele anon

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>>37807991
What's so hard about it? You put your index finger on the thickest string while it drapes over the other strings essentially muting them. Then you put your ring finger on the 5th string two frets to the left of your index finger.

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>>37808039
>>37808064
I played the smoke on the water riff with my index finger and I can add the ring finger just fine but I can't strum the E and A strings without strumming the D string REEEEEE

Tf u hiding from, you want us to roast you, fucking show yourself you foreskin.

Hi Shino I love your work

I need to see more face in oder to roast better
But
>White boi with hoodie
>indoors

>>37807911
Nearby in Ohio, but do you live in a holler?

>>37808370
No I live in Morgantown near WVU.
Basically a suburb.

I'm from West Virginia, but I left that shithole as soon as I could for college.

>>37807840
i mean, travis is definitely a robot archetype and the movie is a character study of him.

you're supposed to identify with him at the beginning of the movie and then realize that he's going insane.

the movie is about how loneliness and poverty drive troubled young men crazy.

i like it more than raging bull and goodfellas

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it's good but not truly a robot, is more focused on young veterans from Vietnam going back to society, this one is the most robot-tier ever done

>>37807840
he goes out with a girl
he was in the army
he gets a job driving the taxi
he has a small circle of friends (other taxi guys)
he has links to get guns/drugs

an alternate version of a more robot friendly taxi driver would go like this

>gets rejected from the army and doesnt serve in nam
>gets rejected from the taxi job
>stays at home as a neet
>finds girl attractive and fucks up askng her out
>she immediately says no
>awkwardly tries to get a gun and fails
>the pimp takes the piss out of him
>the young jodie foster calls him weird and teases him with sex
>he wants to fuck her and still she laughs at him
>he ends up in a mental care home

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XD m8... lol ROFL!
MY ROFLCOPTER GOES SOISOISOISOISOI

are you the intellectual guy?

>>37807883
get out of here you roastie

>>37807816
at least she's not a shutin neet

It shouldn't be a low paying permanent job. It should be no job if you get married to her. A woman's only purpose is to have children, there is no point in women if you don't have children.

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>>37807816
>girl finds him cute
>still finds reason to dislike her

Jesus...

>>37807714
Take a step back and look at yourself. Are you someone this person would like? Like, really, if they knew exactly what you were. Are you even an interesting person, would you know how to satisfy and meet them intellectually? Do you think they deserve someone like you?

>>37807768
What if that did not help, it's not like i am a moron that is going to confess those feels. I just want to sto feelinh them

Be a pessimist.
No, really. Have the MOST NEGATIVE VIEW on everything. Not negative as in hatred towards that one person, but convincing yourself that that person actually thinks of you as pathetic and just shows affection because thats what a normal person would do in that case

>>37807675
Love cats for being weird people

>tfw you will never be a cat

>>37807689
This>>37807689
Thisvorigii

Apparently I sleep in weird contorted poses and have a tendency to slap or punch whoever is next to me.

Dimmu Borgir - Puritania

I found I had one, because my sister and my aunt said I did

I'm kind of shy in asking them what it sounds like

PSA for OP: you are unattractive.

Thin lips are genetic, so you either have em or you don't.

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>>37807549
Yes we know
Why do you think we're on r9k, it's not because we're the highest example of being hot.