Why isn't your dick big /r9k/? It's what women actually want.
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Which one of you self-loathing idiots took the time to type this up and paste the logos at the bottom?
>>37808727
get a life op lol
>>37808760
it's amazing how far people go to b8 and try to upset other people
sage
how do you develop a personality as a grown adult who doesn't like anything and has no interests? do you just force yourself to do stuff so you can pretend to be well-rounded and have stuff to talk about?
>>37808687
Personality, like confidence, is a lie
You can pretend to have a personality and people will assume that it's real
Model yourself after that one guy from the notebook
The character, not the actual actor
That's literally good enough
Remember, having no personality is better than having a shitty one
>>>/adv/
>>37808687
More importantly, do I pick between Ann or Makoto?
>>37808687
>do you just force yourself to do stuff so you can pretend to be well-rounded and have stuff to talk about?
Yeah pretty much
>these two are considered the same species and expected to compete within the same professional and dating pools
How is this fair?
Wow brad Pitt wow
Chad 4 lyfe.
He's going back to his Interview with the Vampire look.
>>37808592
Well, you have the guy who cares about jus physical appearance and the other faggot.
It's fair since the fat slob can work out as hard as Brad Pitt but chooses not to.
Do any of you even have parents?
>>37808577
no i am a robot and i only have my creator
>>37808600
So your parents?
My dad's dead. He'd be 52 this year
just got my first bj ever like 30 mins ago at age 23. sex is very likely to happen soon.
i know this is unimportant to you guys but i want to let someone know and you guys are my only friends.
>>37808529
I'm jelly my friend wish i were you :DDDD
nice. how long did you last?
>>37808529
Congrats buddy. Pro-tip: jerk off a few hours beforehand. You'll last longer in the sack.
hello
I am developing an mmo
I have been working on parts of it for two years
It will likely be 5 - 10 years more before the game is ready
It's a medieval-ish fantasy game that will make use of several currently-emerging technologies like VR and hardware-accelerated ray tracing that will be improved over the course of development time
I am creating several original and innovative game mechanics, such as more enjoyable leveling and skill systems and things like dynamic quest generation and self-improving boss AI
The game will be designed to combat data mining and wiki-reliance, so as to create a focus on actually exploring and enjoying the content
If you want to be part of the early community, post a throwaway email here and I will contact you from [email protected]
include a username in your post, dubs and higher get username reservation
Hmm. Ive been a developing one too and its slow and annoying but hey whatever. Would you be interested in working with another dev who has a couple of people working on it? Just wondering.
develop an hero niggar
post some pr00f
Will the military save me from being a NEET?
If so what branch would you recommend
>>37808343
They one where they train you not to save the thumbnail
>>37808343
>tfw always dreamed of being a soldier
>become 17
>go to enlistment office
>underweight
>nearly blind in one eye
>heart murmur
>constricting pectus excavatum
>rejected
The only thing that would've saved me and it didn't even let me join.
>>37808404
thats why you don't tell them at meps you faggot. I've had two knee surgeries, and asthma but still join.
>go to parties all the time
>too intelligent to get drunk or get laid
Anyone else know this feel?
>>37808296
I would put my wiener in her poophole if y'know what I'm saying.
You're probably just unattractive.
>>37808296
you've never gotten drunk before have you
>tfw ovulating and extremely fucking horny
Any of you losers here from NYC? No blacks please.
>>37808231
Where in NYC? I'm in Brooklyn.
>>37808231
I'm gonna need a timestamp first
>>37808231
Queens checking in
I have too much money and nothing to spend it on, what the fuck am I supposed to do?
>inb4 invest and get even more useless money
>>37808196
Do you own a house?
>>37808196
give some to me please
?
poriganoli
>>37808196
Make paper airplanes out of dollar bills and throw them off the roof. Eat at a gimmicky restaurant. Have a threesome with two hookers. Go to a theme park. Build a storage facility that you can legally charge people to live in. Raise the biggest goldfish in the world. Travel.
>"I'm so glad you finally asked me out Anon! You have no idea how long I've been wanting to go out with you! Where are we going for our first date?"
How sad do you have to be to make threads like this?
>>37808237
How sad you do you have to be to post on this board?
To the zoo to put you back in your cage
Just wondering
Which other boards do you visit?
>>37808169
>s4s
Not very much anymore but I used to love it
>b
When this place gets too bad
leftypol on 8ch oregano m8
>>37808169
/g/
/gif/
/jp/
>match on bumble
>girl quick to respond
>she goes into some sob story
>"I like talking to you anon"
>y-you too
>this happens
>tell her I do landscaping
no response.
wew
>babbys first contact with a roastie
Welcome to the real world faggot
>>37808159
bruh we told you not to fall for the wife's son meme
its not even an r9k thing, any non cuck would tell you
Why would you ever entertain a roastie with a child?
Hi /r9k/
What's this?
It says;
I'm in love with you!
[Anon], better known as [my nickname
What should I do?
from your admirer
Yeah, OP posts too much... just to clarify
Last week it was Valentine's Day on monday here.
Are you ugly?
>then it's a cruel joke
BTW underage.
Please leave
>tfw finally got a gf
Pic related. I can finally leave this negative snake pit shithole!
reminder not to reply to /pol/ racebaiting
>>37808115
how come all asian faggots have that same damn haircut, literally every Chang, Chong, Le, Li, Yi has it. I had co-workers with it, literally not even trying to not be that stereotype of all chinks looking around.
>>37808150
They want to look taller?